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Anne & Peter
The first post is always the hardest, but you're here now :happy:
Welcome to the Cafe
Quote by Amber
Not really a newbie but had to make a point of saying.....nice photo Redpantherman!! lol wink :twisted:
Why that's real kind of you Maam! sillyhwoar:
Quote by sexy-croydon
... we have sat on the fence for a long time just reading all the other posts...:
& so the sales for hemroid cream takes a sudden dip in The Croyden :giggle:
:welcome: sexy-croydon...
All maners of gobshite welcome on SH!
Looking fwd to hearing more from you both :bounce:
Nice idea for a thread. Hello all. Must stop lurking and start posting more.
Not quite our first post. That was to arrange our very first meet and thankfully that went very, very well. Amanda very happy smile
hi all
first post here though i have been reading all yours with interest for the last few months so finally decided to take the plunge and pay up so i could join in
k
*waves to sexy-croydon, amanda-michael, and catwoman55*
hiya guys! ;)
:welcome:
*hands out tea and cakes to the not-so-newbies.*
make yourselves at home won't you? ;)
neil x x x ;)
thanks neil most appreciated - though nice and strong to calm my nerves i hope
k
Hey *waves* 1 day old newbie here.
Quote by catwoman55
thanks neil most appreciated - though nice and strong to calm my nerves i hope
k

yorkshire tea, to builders strength? can use two teabags even if that helps? :P
and don't be nervous. we're usually very friendly! biggrin if anyone's nasty to you, i'll shout at 'em, how's that? lol ;)
neil x x x ;)
p.s. babybrenda, didn't mean to miss you out, but with 20 posts already, you're well on the way to being past the newbie stage! :lol: :welcome: to you too! ;)
sounds ideal neil - and seems to be working already thanks
k
Quote by neilinleeds
*hands out tea and cakes to the not-so-newbies.*
neil x x x ;)

'kin ell ! I never got cakey buns when I was a newbie confused
Quote by amanda-michael
...Must stop lurking and start posting more....
hiya amanda-michael... wots lurking?... Is it the same as doggin... with a lurker :giggle: I love to hear about new kinks! biggrin
Quote by catwoman55
hi all
first post here though i have been reading all yours with interest for the last few months so finally decided to take the plunge and pay up so i could join in
k
I hope you find it's money well spent... looking fwd to hearing more from you cat lol
Quote by BabyBrenda
Hey *waves* 1 day old newbie here.
hiya hun feck me! a newbie with 29 posts :shock: looks like we have a gobshite on our hands peeps... run for the hills!! bolt
Glad your on board BB
:giggle:
Cum On All you Newbies... lets hear from you all - dont be strangers! :thumbup:
Quote by redpantherman

Cum On All you Newbies... lets hear from you all - dont be strangers! :thumbup:

You can't get much stranger than RPM :giggle: bolt
Quote by Sassy-Seren
'kin ell ! I never got cakey buns when I was a newbie confused
that's coz u had so much sticky stuff on yer hands we thought it was a cakey bun :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
You can't get much stranger than RPM :giggle: bolt
I'm gonna beat some meat when I get hold of you smackbottom
:shock:
:doh: beat the meat!!!!.... why-o-why did I say that banghead
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You can't get much stranger than RPM :giggle: bolt
I'm gonna beat some meat when I get hold of you smackbottom
:shock:
:doh: beat the meat!!!!.... why-o-why did I say that banghead
rotflmao i'm not on the same team as Bloke, best if you beat your own and top up Sassy's bucket :rotflmao:
Hi everyone,
I don't know what else to say for my first post so i hope 'Hello' will be ok!... if that's not enough I suppose I could discuss the weather. Isn't it nice out!
Bongo Henry x
Hi Bongo and welcome to the asylum wave
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Hi everyone,
I don't know what else to say for my first post so i hope 'Hello' will be ok!... if that's not enough I suppose I could discuss the weather. Isn't it nice out!
Bongo Henry x
Saying hello & discussing the weather sound like good gob-shite to me...
Welcome to SH :cheers:
Just dragging this from the depths after a reply from one member to the following thread...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/92900.html
I'm not gonna jump on any soapbox here
But I just wanna say this forum only seems clique if you don't join in...
Were all not shagging each other!
There's no secret code or handshake!
This just a way to get yourself known - get to know others - meet up & have a giggle biggrin
Debates can get heated... & why not?
We do believe having a personal view on anything is very welcomed & just as 'in real life' on-one will ever see things the same way as you do.
Just say hi... have a giggle... grab a coffee... (or a bucket) :giggle:
say hi... just post any old crap... I do confused
Quote by redpantherman
.. grab a coffee... (or a bucket) :giggle:

smackbottom :smackbottom:
Quote by redpantherman
Were all not shagging each other!

Err - yep, that's right RPM. innocent
Quote by Sassy-Seren
.. grab a coffee... (or a bucket) :giggle:
smackbottom :smackbottom:
dunno wot did I say now?:dunno:
:twisted:
Quote by 36openminded
Were all not shagging each other!

Err - yep, that's right RPM. innocent
Sounds too clique for me :giggle:
Quote by redpantherman
Were all not shagging each other!

Err - yep, that's right RPM. innocent
Sounds too clique for me :giggle:
But we're all shagging each other- did we forget to post your invite hun?
And a big fat SH :welcome: to all the newbies!
we've managed to add a few posts and still very much feel like newbies. we have had a great welcome when we intorduced ourselves and would like to extend that welcome to other newbies out there.
we feel that until maybe we meet others or get to know people more through the forum and the chat room we will still feel like newbies. don't know if we can change that or make it different,
hornyncurvy
Quote by redpantherman
Just dragging this from the depths after a reply from one member to the following thread...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/92900.html
I'm not gonna jump on any soapbox here
But I just wanna say this forum only seems clique if you don't join in...
Were all not shagging each other!There's no secret code or handshake!
This just a way to get yourself known - get to know others - meet up & have a giggle biggrin
Debates can get heated... & why not?
We do believe having a personal view on anything is very welcomed & just as 'in real life' on-one will ever see things the same way as you do.
Just say hi... have a giggle... grab a coffee... (or a bucket) :giggle:
say hi... just post any old crap... I do confused

Are'nt we blink Awww Red hunni how did we miss you out dunno
Great posting sexy buttttttt wink
Quote by hornyncurvy
...don't know if we can change that or make it different...

Methinks you've just made it difference HnC :thumbup:
Please ignore this rabble & bring some style n culture to the forums!!!
:swingingchair: :welcome:
Quote by winchwench
..But we're all shagging each other- did we forget to post your invite hun?
<rpm checks his PDA> sorry winch got the invite but far too busy to see ya hun... <rpm got a better invite>
Quote by firelizard
...Are'nt we blink Awww Red hunni how did we miss you out dunno

As for you fire...
you didn't miss me...
I missed you....
your not even on my radar! bolt
<rpm quickly pms fire after last comment beggin for a shag> redface