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This is really just a quick note by way of saying Hi to anyone using these boards...I am very, very new to the "scene" (if thats the correct word) and thought rather than just jumping in feet first I would do what you do in real life and pop in the Caff.
So Hi..
And I am not going to mdo ASL at the moment (thats age sex location right) - I'll keep that 'til later
Nice to meet you all.
Grommit
....and no I dont have any cheese or for that matter an owner called wallace. biggrin
Im gonna be patronising now....
wheres Grommit?????
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
shit....
I meant Wallace!!!!
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Grommit
....and no I dont have any cheese or for that matter an owner called wallace. biggrin

The only other Grommits I've heard of are them ear grommits :shock: lol Please put me right and explain where the name comes from!!! confused
Ello BTW wave
Welcome to the forums, get yourself settled in, take a look around, see what's what and join right on in :D
Have fun :D
Quote by ant140
shit....
I meant Wallace!!!!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And please excuse the absent minded folk, who, between reading a post and writing a reply, manage to forget what they were s'posed to put :lol2:
Me? noooooooo would never do that :uhoh: redface
oh poo
redface surprisedops: :oops:
Thanks for the nice welcome !
I think I may just like it here.....
lol
Quote by MISSCHIEF
shit....
I meant Wallace!!!!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And please excuse the absent minded folk, who, between reading a post and writing a reply, manage to forget what they were s'posed to put :lol2:
Me? noooooooo would never do that :uhoh: redface
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ello grommit,
:welcome: to SH!
give it time, you'll understand just what missy is on about, hopefully? dunno
have fun! lol
neil x x x ;)
Quote by ant140
oh poo
redface surprisedops: :oops:

:therethere:
:lol2:
I have to say Neil I may have been here too long already as I understand the lady (I hope I understood the nick correctly) COMPLETELY !
Quote by neilinleeds
give it time, you'll understand just what missy is on about, hopefully? dunno

Give it a LOT of time!!!! bolt
.....now I'm worried Rainbows...just how long ?....
Quote by grrommit
I have to say Neil I may have been here too long already as I understand the lady (I hope I understood the nick correctly) COMPLETELY !

:shock: :shock: :shock: He called me a lady :shock:
OMG what do I do? :uhoh:
Grommit - I don't care if your name is like a plastic ear thingy, I think I love you!!!! :rose:
Oh and don't think I didn't see this Madam Bows!!!! smackbottom
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give it time, you'll understand just what missy is on about, hopefully? dunno

Give it a LOT of time!!!! bolt
:lol2:
So should I go for the obvious, or just let my imagination run wild.
Bear in mind my privates are not as impressive as many I have seen on her !
Comments/Suggestions rewarded with a heap of praise !
I have been here a matter of moments and already a moderator loves me !
They were right, personality far outweighs looks (praise the supreme being in a non denominational sort of way)
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I have been here a matter of moments and already a moderator loves me !

Well she may love you - but she is sooo gonna be on the end of a Rainbow one day!!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Bear in mind my privates are not as impressive as many I have seen on her !!

Noooooooooo you mustn't post an avatar of yer bits!!!! Or your arse will be smacked harder than a ........ well harder than a very smacked arse!!! confused
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Well she may love you - but she is sooo gonna be on the end of a Rainbow one day!!! :twisted: :twisted:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
God I love this place! lol
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Well she may love you - but she is sooo gonna be on the end of a Rainbow one day!!! :twisted: :twisted:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: passionkiss sillyassionkiss:
God I love this place! lol
Next week Missy!!!! Watch out!!!!! :twisted: cool
Quote by Rainbows
Next week Missy!!!! Watch out!!!!! :twisted: cool

Oh noooo I can't go next week sad :( :(
On the bright side for you tho, it will save you being chased round by a very scary looking woman - resorting to rugby tackles to get you to stop rotflmao
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Next week Missy!!!! Watch out!!!!! :twisted: cool

Oh noooo I can't go next week sad :( :(
On the bright side for you tho, it will save you being chased round by a very scary looking woman - resorting to rugby tackles to get you to stop rotflmao
Hey - Ex rugby player here - so very good at evading tackles!! Or NOT evading them :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows
Next week Missy!!!! Watch out!!!!! :twisted: cool

Oh noooo I can't go next week sad :( :(
On the bright side for you tho, it will save you being chased round by a very scary looking woman - resorting to rugby tackles to get you to stop rotflmao
Hey - Ex rugby player here - so very good at evading tackles!! Or NOT evading them :twisted: :twisted:
hhhmmmm!
well rainbows, if it was me, i'd just run in a girlie kinda way, and be easily caught, but then you're a girlie and missy is a girlie too, so you'd have to be an extra-specially rubbish girlie at the whole running thing. maybe, when the next opportunity arises, just sit alluringly in a jacuzzi or something and make come to bed eyes and that sort of thing? dunno
hope this helps? :twisted:
n x x x :P
Quote by neilinleeds
well rainbows, if it was me, i'd just run in a girlie kinda way, and be easily caught, but then you're a girlie and missy is a girlie too, so you'd have to be an extra-specially rubbish girlie at the whole running thing. maybe, when the next opportunity arises, just sit alluringly in a jacuzzi or something and make come to bed eyes and that sort of thing? dunno
hope this helps? :twisted:
n x x x :P

You lying shit! You said you were going to bed! rotflmao
Hi Grommit smile
Venusxxx
I wish missy was a rainbow so that i cud find the pot of gold at the end of it.
Come missy u can smack my bum at anytime lol
Mike
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Come missy u can smack my bum at anytime lol

Mike, now you've made me all flustered!!!!!! smackbottom
you can come find my 'crock' any time :twisted: rotflmao :rotflmao:
Missy your crock lol what is that.....
You can tell me in a pm.
I bet your crock sounds nice :twisted:
Mike
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Bear in mind my privates are not as impressive as many I have seen on her !

I read that and I honestly thought you were talking about Missy. I thought that's very perceptive but how the F**k did you find out so quick :!:
:welcome: grrommit - relax chill and enjoy.