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Well I never knew this about the contraceptive pill....

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apparently....
"To reduce some side effects of birth control pills — including nausea — insert them vaginally.
“Inserting the Pill vaginally is not harmful,” says Steve Goldstein, MD, professor of obstetrics and gynecology at NYU Medical Center in New York City. “And,” he says, “it can be very effective, particularly if you are suffering with any nausea or vomiting for any reason, including from taking the Pill.”
This little known secret came to light thanks to an Israeli study published in the journal Contraception. Doctors compared two groups of women using the Pill. One group took the pill by mouth; the other inserted it into the vagina and let it dissolve. The result? The women who used the vaginal route had less nausea, vertigo, headache, breast tenderness, period pain, and stomach upsets than the ones who took the Pill orally."

taken from this site....(secret 2)

so now you know!!!
Wot lol omg
Blimey the things you learn in here lol
:shock:
Reminds me of the old contraceptive jokes:
I tried the pill..... but it kept falling out.
I tried the cap...... but it was too tight and gave me a headache.
I tried to get some spemicidal cream.... but the milkman only had double.
I tried the rhythm method.... but I kept falling over when the music got faster.
Well they were funny when I was at school! lol
so does it work as effectivly?
Is this why I kept on getting pregnant?!!!!!
The most fail-safe method with the pill is to hold it between your knees without dropping it!
Quote by Peanut
The most fail-safe method with the pill is to hold it between your knees without dropping it!

Nah can still do that and shag lol
This has been kicking around for a while. I can find evidence that emergency contraception can be administered in this way but all the leads Ive found regarding regular contraception lead to each other or dead ends.
My jury is out.
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:shock:
Reminds me of the old contraceptive jokes:
I tried the pill..... but it kept falling out.
I tried the cap...... but it was too tight and gave me a headache.
I tried to get some spemicidal cream.... but the milkman only had double.
I tried the rhythm method.... but I kept falling over when the music got faster.
Well they were funny when I was at school! lol

still funny here
Swiss Finishing School too?
think i'll stick with the conventional method thanks lol
Quote by DeeCee
Swiss Finishing School too?

redface
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The most fail-safe method with the pill is to hold it between your knees without dropping it!

Nah can still do that and shag lol
I dont belive you...
Show me! :twisted:
Quote by redpantherman
The most fail-safe method with the pill is to hold it between your knees without dropping it!

Nah can still do that and shag lol
I dont belive you...
Show me! :twisted:
Wrap the car in bubble wrap then!
Apparantly grinding it up and snorting it reduces side effects also.
It has something to do with the oestrogen going straight to the blood stream rather than being digested by the kidneys.
Whatever you do don't try this in public, nobody will belive you when u say you are snoting the pill.
Quote by Evane
Apparantly grinding it up and snorting it reduces side effects also.
It has something to do with the oestrogen going straight to the blood stream rather than being digested by the kidneys.
Whatever you do don't try this in public, nobody will belive you when u say you are snoting the pill.

Errr, sorry to be a know-it-all (well actually I'm not but these sort of statements are invariably prefixed with this sort of apology :twisted: ) but anything that goes in the bloodstream is filtered by the kidneys. That's what they're there for.
Quote by Peanut
Apparantly grinding it up and snorting it reduces side effects also.
It has something to do with the oestrogen going straight to the blood stream rather than being digested by the kidneys.
Whatever you do don't try this in public, nobody will belive you when u say you are snoting the pill.

Errr, sorry to be a know-it-all (well actually I'm not but these sort of statements are invariably prefixed with this sort of apology :twisted: ) but anything that goes in the bloodstream is filtered by the kidneys. That's what they're there for.
Oh bollox. Knew I shouldn't have sold both of them
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
Apparantly grinding it up and snorting it reduces side effects also.
It has something to do with the oestrogen going straight to the blood stream rather than being digested by the kidneys.
Whatever you do don't try this in public, nobody will belive you when u say you are snoting the pill.

Errr, sorry to be a know-it-all (well actually I'm not but these sort of statements are invariably prefixed with this sort of apology :twisted: ) but anything that goes in the bloodstream is filtered by the kidneys. That's what they're there for.
Oh bollox. Knew I shouldn't have sold both of them
Dave_Notts
it is alright.. cotton wool works equally effectively.
tasty though.... if a little expensive
lp
Yeah sorry I meant it would be "easier" for the kidneys to digest them. A lot of side effects come from that process thoguh.
Quote by splendid_
Apparantly grinding it up and snorting it reduces side effects also.
It has something to do with the oestrogen going straight to the blood stream rather than being digested by the kidneys.
Whatever you do don't try this in public, nobody will belive you when u say you are snoting the pill.

Errr, sorry to be a know-it-all (well actually I'm not but these sort of statements are invariably prefixed with this sort of apology :twisted: ) but anything that goes in the bloodstream is filtered by the kidneys. That's what they're there for.
Oh bollox. Knew I shouldn't have sold both of them
Dave_Notts
it is alright.. cotton wool works equally effectively.
Only have cotton buds. Will they be alright or do I need to strip a couple of hundred of them down?
Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
Apparantly grinding it up and snorting it reduces side effects also.
It has something to do with the oestrogen going straight to the blood stream rather than being digested by the kidneys.
Whatever you do don't try this in public, nobody will belive you when u say you are snoting the pill.

Errr, sorry to be a know-it-all (well actually I'm not but these sort of statements are invariably prefixed with this sort of apology :twisted: ) but anything that goes in the bloodstream is filtered by the kidneys. That's what they're there for.
Oh bollox. Knew I shouldn't have sold both of them
Dave_Notts
it is alright.. cotton wool works equally effectively.
Only have cotton buds. Will they be alright or do I need to strip a couple of hundred of them down?
Dave_Notts
pantie liners
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
Apparantly grinding it up and snorting it reduces side effects also.
It has something to do with the oestrogen going straight to the blood stream rather than being digested by the kidneys.
Whatever you do don't try this in public, nobody will belive you when u say you are snoting the pill.

Errr, sorry to be a know-it-all (well actually I'm not but these sort of statements are invariably prefixed with this sort of apology :twisted: ) but anything that goes in the bloodstream is filtered by the kidneys. That's what they're there for.
Oh bollox. Knew I shouldn't have sold both of them
Dave_Notts
it is alright.. cotton wool works equally effectively.
Only have cotton buds. Will they be alright or do I need to strip a couple of hundred of them down?
Dave_Notts
pantie liners
lp
Are you just calling me names or trying to be helpful lol
Dave_Notts
now you've got me thinking as to my own motives. :shock:
helpfull I think.
though perhaps it was just a small tourettes outburst.
I'm unwell, doncha know.
lp
lol there is probably some poor sod walking around right now with tourettes shouting "panty liners"
no, Lp is right... pantie liners... or tena, they will do the job just as effectively. I think cotton buds may need some serious adaptation before they become useful. Ask Alex I am sure she will have some tena, or even some lil-lets or something similar ?
a guy who has had a vesectomy .........beats them back in the rush..................................
steve xx