well i was having as chat with my gardener..................

Sex God

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

well while having my back garden landscaped i being the good fella brought my mate out a cuppa and the pair of us started chatting one of the subjects that came up was the trouble that he had had digging out a pamus grass from the back corner of the garden
he claimed he was suprised to see it there on asking why he joked that only people who had pamus grass had it in there front garden and were swingers
well i nearly choked
so the question is 2 fold
1 confused

who has heard of this before :?
2 lol

does any one have a pamus grass in there front garden wink

happy gardening

Sarah

Sex God

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

1. No
2. No
Is this good or bad??

leprechaun

Sex God

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

i'm not sure babe will have to see what the rest of the forum think

Kinky_Lizard

Sex God

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

1. NO
2. NO
Looking bad I think!
K I N K Y L I Z A R D

Us2Herts

Sexlightened

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

1. No
2. Yes
redface

BallouBear

Orgasminator

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

No
No
Although I do have bamboo front and back.
Would that qualify?

Sgt_Bilko

Sex God

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

Quote by leprechaun

1 who has heard of this before :?
2 does any one have a pamus grass in there front garden

1. No
2. Yes !! :shock: :shock: :shock: :? :? :? :? :? :?

Unknown User

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

1. No
2. Not yet redface

Is the garden centre still open ?

Sarah

Sex God

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

Quote by dambuster
1. No
2. Not yet
Is the garden centre still open ?

You've got a garden?? have you found it under all that grass?? lol

Unknown User

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah
1. No
2. Not yet
Is the garden centre still open ?

You've got a garden?? have you found it under all that grass?? lol

My neighbour cut the front the other day :P

orpheous1

Master of Sex

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

1. Yes - i once heard this reference on a TV prog which starred the bloke out of men behaving badly, who tried swinging with his wife who ended up being a complete slut and he hated it. It was quite amusing.
2. no, does budlia count? the birds round our way love it

Alleyson

Master of Sex

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

Quote by leprechaun
he claimed he was suprised to see it there on asking why he joked that only people who had pamus grass had it in there front garden and were swingers
well i nearly choked
so the question is 2 fold
1 who has heard of this before :?
2 does any one have a pamus grass in there front garden
happy gardening

I don't but my neighbours do :shock: do you think I should nip round? :twisted: :wink:

Vicky_uk

Sex God

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

1. No
2. No
but ive a neighbour who does :shock:

tallnhairy

Sex God

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

1. No
2. No
Sorry mate smile

Will you be explaining to this gardener he is wrong, or just digging for more info on why he throught this?

Cassiopeia

Sex God

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

Nope, never heard that before :shock:
Nope, no pampus grass here either wink

MikeNorth

Sex God

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

I googled "pampas grass" and "swingers" and found this post from a forum called "mumsnet":

A friend once told me that having Pampas Grass in your front garden is a secret sign to other swingers that a swinger lives in that property.

But no, I've never heard of this before either. lol

Mike.

breezer

Sexpert

0 likes 17 Jun 2005

Quote by leprechaun
well while having my back garden landscaped i being the good fella brought my mate out a cuppa and the pair of us started chatting one of the subjects that came up was the trouble that he...

Sounds like a bit of a euphemism, that - having your back garden landscaped. Excuse the twisted, perverted mind..

Libra__Love

Sex God

0 likes 18 Jun 2005

Ok, just back from B & Q.
Now where do I put the pampas grass if I don't have a front garden? wink

postie

Sex God

0 likes 18 Jun 2005

No and
No
but I do deliver mail to some decrepit and very old coot on my delivery who has it in her front garden.... I'll be wondering now if I'll see her at a munch.... :shock:

heaysy

Sexpert

0 likes 18 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Ok, just back from B & Q.
Now where do I put the pampas grass if I don't have a front garden?

same question evil

now then who has some spare pampas grass i can borrow biggrin

Crystal
never ask a man to do a thing on his birthday , yu havnt got a chance of completion

Wishmaster

Sex God

0 likes 18 Jun 2005

I live in a 2nd floor flat and don't have a garden ..... but I do have pamus grass in my window box........... must have been left there by the previous occupant wink

bolton_boss

Sexlightened

0 likes 18 Jun 2005

no and no, sorry

Unknown User

0 likes 18 Jun 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Ok, just back from B & Q.
Now where do I put the pampas grass if I don't have a front garden?

Stick it in your neighbours garden, with an arrow pointing to your house. cool

lhk
Katr

Unknown User

0 likes 18 Jun 2005

Anyone remember the shopping powder OMO?
A pack of OMO in the window used to be an invite to any passing horny chap. cool

We should really have a prize for the first one to guess why. confused

lhk
Kat

Unknown User

0 likes 18 Jun 2005

Quote by KitKat
Anyone remember the shopping powder OMO?
A pack of OMO in the window used to be an invite to any passing horny chap.
We should really have a prize for the first one to guess why.
lhk
Kat

Old Man Out ????
db - Not really a tart redface

naughtynymphos1

Sex God

0 likes 18 Jun 2005

what the :censored: is pamus grass dunno