Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Well Maybe I should have expected this
last reply
27 replies
1.0k views
0 watchers
0 likes
Sex God
Quote by corrie
havent bothered to open pic as know bound to find at least a size 12 inches staring at me lol. .
WRONG!!!!!
what you WILL find is about 4 inches.... with a caption saying it is 12 inches... but its a bad angle on the pic!!!!!!
Sex God
Corrie I think he needs an appointment at the opticians........
I've seen you... and you are nothing but feminine....
:)
I've seen you... and you are nothing but feminine....
:) Sex God
ok corrie, how about the "before" pic, from the "dangers of alcohol" post???????
Well, hi there Corrie welcome to the fold (so to speak) I saw your add then remembered that name being on a few posts in the forum so thought I would welcome you to the add sextion with a post in the forum (made sense at the time honest :shock: ) then I found this post about your add (spooky) anyway just want to say hi welcome and that is it so far. Keep on posting and yes sorry about the others here some are not what nature intended but hey she cant it get right all the time (look at me :twisted: )
Quote by corrie
something stomach turning
send one of Arti! tsk! tsk!
No, no.....couldn't be that unkind!
Kinky 'looking for a tin hat' lizard
Perhaps when you meet Arti you will be made to eat these words Kinky Lizard. He is gorgeous so you need a big slap lol
None taken Kinky, indeed you are quite correct. I am to good looks what Simon Cowell is to tact. When I was born, the Midwife slapped my mum. School was much better, my teacher was nothing but generous in cutting the holes in the paper bag at JUST the right places to enable me to see. I was never allowed on school trips in case I frightened the parent helpers. But, of course, I excelled at farming and the showing of livestock. I was going really well in the 1974 Staffordshire Show Pig Competition, or at least I was until I realised they had pinned all the rosettes on me. I was viciously attacked by the manager of the local cinema: he was furious that all the youngsters flocked to scream at me instead of the latest horror film. My careers teacher suggested I follow a musical career, and personally recommended me to the Master of Bells at Notre Dame -I was really proud of that! I made lots of friends however, most of them Genetesists trying to disprove all previous laws of heredity. Plastic surgery was considered, until someone pointed out that the amount of plastic needed might pose a major environmental risk. So, I grew to accept how I looked-nobody else did, just me-and left school a confident, if somewhat shy, young man. When I lost all my hair, at 21, it just seemed kind of natural, and the pustules, boils and warts give people a useful talking point, which always makes me feel that I am of some service to mankind. I do have lots of positive features however: at least one of my limbs is not disfigured and my speech impediment received a personal note of congragulation from Jonathon Ross, how about that eh?? My club foot is ideal for stirring large tins of paint and my shoulder hump meant that our school won the Shropshire Schools Drama Awards for five years running....yes, ok, it was Richard III every time, but I'm still very proud....
Anyway, all that is as maybe, but, having seen Corrie in person, I can vouch for the fact that she is as feminine as feminine gets. 'Bloody Lovely', as me old dad would say...
Sex God
Quote by corrie
[ Well definately up for boogie and if have enough to drink me and WBB are going to get up on karaoke
yeah errmmmm,
about this karaoke buisness corrie darling....................
