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im Bill live in bexley in kent
wife is 11 years younger than me but doesnt like sex except birthdays and xmas, havent had sex for nearly 2 years except the occasional wank need to meet married or single female who can put the fun back in my life who is experience to give me a few lessons and not shy like me im 5"8 slim build can meet daytime or evenings, have got webcam ect for chat i really like women in expensive underwear if you havent got any i could buy if i can come in cubicle while you try it on but am looking for freindship not only sex,im semi retired and play golf 3 times a week,i like running approx 30 miles a week so would like someone who could do more than 30 meters,i love cooking especially itallian and red wine is my fav, when i do work i go all over the country so distance is not a problem as i have a car, please email feel free to email me " " thanks for reading my add
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well what do you think? too old? too ugly? or too much info?
not a bad ad,,
is the wife going along to watch you in action
. . . . does your wife even know?
take your wife out and buy her some nice underwear then go to a club together dunno
sorry but the wife has left!!!!!!!!
but thought i had better not mention it, dont know why
Too old? But you don't even say what age you are - not that you necessarily need to.
Why start by talking about your wife if she has left?
Not a bad post about yourself, but the lack of punctuation makes it hard going to read.
Good luck.
Bill in swinging you really need to be honest. If you are married or she has left, it really doesn't matter but you are not going to get anywhere without honesty rolleyes
Quote by MikeNorth
Too old? But you don't even say what age you are - not that you necessarily need to.
Why start by talking about your wife if she has left?
Not a bad post about yourself, but the lack of punctuation makes it hard going to read.
Good luck.

sorry but have to say......
this obsession people seem to have found with peoples punctuation on the forum's is getting a tad boring now rolleyes

bolt
Quote by naughtynymphos1

sorry but have to say......
this obsession people seem to have found with peoples punctuation on the forum's is getting a tad boring now rolleyes
bolt

Maybe so but Bill did ask for opinions so thats what Mike gave :roll:
i was an electrical engineer not an english teacher, didnt do well at school but worked my way up to owning my own company now im 44 i have sold it and retired
my wife has now left me for some bloke but it wasnt much of a marriage anyway
thanks for the advice though
xxx
its been nice
Bill
Quote by naughtynymphos1

sorry but have to say......
this obsession people seem to have found with peoples punctuation on the forum's is getting a tad boring now rolleyes
bolt

I'm not obsessed but I also find it a bit of an effort to read. The way I see it, if one person (the author) makes the effort, the other ten thousand people (the readers) don't have to. smile
Quote by naughtynymphos1
sorry but have to say......
this obsession people seem to have found with peoples punctuation on the forum's is getting a tad boring now rolleyes
bolt

I think a commer or a semi colon may have been better used than the line of full stops you have used in your post NN.
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Surely this thread is on the wrong forum. i thought this wasnt allowed?
Just a thought but if you paid as much attention to the wife as you did the company and yourself things may have been different smile
yes perhaps i should have paid more attention to my wife, but divorcing me has made her a millionaire overnight,
So she is very happy, also free of me.
join in have some fun get to no every one maybe go to a munch or 3 biggrin
Quote by bisto kid
Just a thought but if you paid as much attention to the wife as you did the company and yourself things may have been different smile

What a helpful and necessary comment, perhaps you'd like to go bolt a door.......I hear the horse has just left. Rude rolleyes
Quote by naughtynymphos1
sorry but have to say......
this obsession people seem to have found with peoples punctuation on the forum's is getting a tad boring now rolleyes
bolt

I am not obsessed with people's punctuation. It is an indisputable fact that the better the punctuation, the easier any text is to read.
Quote by bisto kid
Surely this thread is on the wrong forum. i thought this wasnt allowed?
Just a thought but if you paid as much attention to the wife as you did the company and yourself things may have been different smile

I know we get in trouble for criticising on here - but this also sounds unfair and rude unless of course you know the guy very well!
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better than you first attemp Bill! (I got fed up fooking around with the punctuation)You took some stick for that first one and you've hung on in and given it another go, good for you.
Now your free of the wife (I'm shit scared of mine and for some reason she loves me dearly!), get along to a munch or two and get to know people socially before expecting any sex. treat SH like a night-club ...you know everybody is there to have a good time but you ain't necessarily going to get to shag evryone there!
Thanks for your comments, its been nice to have a chat and i might go along to a munch?
was'nt really expecting sex
thanks very much, sorry about the education
Bill xx
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sorry but the wife has left!!!!!!!!
but thought i had better not mention it, dont know why

Ooooh, what's that smell?
Ah yes... pants on fire
Quote by Vix
Ooooh, what's that smell?
Ah yes... pants on fire

:lol2: Childish but effective :lol2:
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Ooooh, what's that smell?
Ah yes... pants on fire

:lol2: Childish but effective :lol2:
Am I detecting some small smidgin of skepticism here? ;)
Quote by Vix
sorry but the wife has left!!!!!!!!
but thought i had better not mention it, dont know why

Ooooh, what's that smell?
Ah yes... pants on fire
Either that or BS
Quote by Vix
sorry but the wife has left!!!!!!!!
but thought i had better not mention it, dont know why

Ooooh, what's that smell?
Ah yes... pants on fire
Yeah, but he's told the truth now. Let's see how you fit in Bill.
Quote by Ice Pie

sorry but have to say......
this obsession people seem to have found with peoples punctuation on the forum's is getting a tad boring now rolleyes
bolt

I'm not obsessed but I also find it a bit of an effort to read. The way I see it, if one person (the author) makes the effort, the other ten thousand people (the readers) don't have to. smile
Sorry Bill, sorry NN - but I agree with Ice here. I stopped reading 'cos I've already had a bottle of wine and NEED them damn punctation marks to keep me on track!!
Bill - is your wife with you or not? Appreciate your honesty either way. Some (like me) won't appreciate a man cheating on a woman (or a man if you're in a SS relationship), some won't wory about it. But honesty is always a good start. Welcome anyway. I hope you find what you are looking for.
aRSexxx :color: