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we'r goin to need a bigger boat !

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So! Here I am watching the discovery chanal.
It’s a program on sharks
In British waters. no big deal I here you say !
But if I say
WHITE POINTER
WHITE DEATH
JAWS
THE GREAT WHITE SHARK
I googled it !!!!!!!!!!!
So where are you off for your weekend trips this year “ shark bate” ?
<<<<<< click it i dare you :shock: 25/1 :shock:
Yeah, good isnt it?
Now we dont have to spend all day playing a small blue shark to get some real fun. God i just loved Quint in jaws, he was Mr Kewl, see his sparkly eyes light up at the thought of getting a real big fish?
did a dive i Pitwater just north of Sydney in Aus, followind dat they accidently caught a baby white pointer in nets. it was about 12ft long i touched it and its 3 rows of razor teeth.
talking to the guys thay were now worried about when mum was :eeek:
and i was swimming there.
just think with all the seals in british waters we could see this?
came across a baby hammer head in Tenerife on way out to a dive was so unexpected but at least i can say i saw one.
fantastic biggrin
Quote by sercher01
So where are you off for your weekend trips this year “ shark bate” ?

Sharkbait Who Ha Ha!!!!
cool 8-) 8-)
Missy - Finding Nemo fan :happy:
you'v got to admit its a bit worrying ?
no way its nor worrying its great :bounce: means dont have to fly to far away places to see them.
they dont attack humans anyway we just get in the way
you may want to tell this fela that m8?

aparently we look like seals untill they take a bite ! but by then its to late ? :shock:

GOLDFISH!!!!

:eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Be afraid! Be VERY afraid!!!
Have you tried crossing the road lately
bloody scary and far more chance of being injured or killed!!!
don't worry about the sharks biggrin
sweet dreams!
what strikes me is( i know it sounds stuped)
the film "JAWS" set in balckpool ? :shock: wink
Here you are sercher, the top ten most dangerous animals in the world.
I found some interesting stats on shark attack.
In the U.S., your chances of getting killed by lightning are 30 times greater than dying of a shark attack.
Bees, wasps, and snakes kill more people each year than sharks.
Drowning, heart attacks, beach accidents resulting in spinal injury, sunburn, cuts from stepping on sea shells, dehydration, jellyfish stings, and traffic accidents going to or from the beach are all far more common than shark attacks.
In 1996 in the U.S. there were 18 reported injuries and deaths from shark attacks, but 198,849 injuries from working with screws, nails, tacks, and bolts; 138,894 injuries from ladders; 43,687 injuries from toilets; and 36,091 injuries while pruning, trimming, or edging plants.
Between 1959 and 1990, 5,528 people were stuck by lightning in the 22 coastal states (excluding Alaska) and Puerto Rico, with 1,505 fatalities. During the same period, there were 336 shark attacks in the coastal waters of those states, with 12 fatalities.
In 1987, New York City reported the following number of people bitten by dogs: 8,064; other people, 1,587; cats, 802; rats, 291; squirrels, 95, raccoons, 11; ferrets, 7; skunk, 3. There were 13 shark injuries reported nationwide the same year.
So next time you think about using the toilet be prepared for the risk you are taking biggrin
We have a "resident" Dolphin near us thats been here since last spring. Yes, I knew it was a bottle nosed Dolphin, but the first time I got in the water with him I was on my own. It was a pretty heavy sea, raining & too cold for most (sane) people.
Despite being 100% sure what he was- the first time he approached me, my heart was thumping & all I could hear as the fin got closer was that bloody music ringing in my ears! :eeek: :scared:
its just scare mongering really, the sharks think its a seal and you far more likely to get hurt by falling on a set of steps
Arn't they just simply magnificent creatures though?
The absolute pinnacle of evolution.
Scary but awe inspiring with it.
Staffys xxxxx
yes very magnificent pure machines no morals on what to eat and when.
sounds like a very people in hererotflmao