There I was in that half sleep, you know the feeling.. should I get up or, should I drift back and have another half an hour with Pamela Anderson / George Clooney.... (trying not to be sexist - although a few of the ladies might be thinking of having both) :shock:
When the wife decides to make sure I'm awake by hiding her head under the quilt

Now don't get me wrong, much as it's extremely pleasurable - nature was telling me that a trip across the landing was needed b4 anything serious was gonna happen... On my return I find a very warm and wet wife - yum yum, obviously for the next hour enjoyment / pleasure / and a soaking wet bed woke me up completely.
Has anyone any tales to tell of a memorable early morning ????