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What are men good for?

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Quote by Libra-Love
Oi Fem_man_cpl, I was negotiating *some of what men are good for* with ol neilsey boy there, now you've gone and made him all self concious, uncomfortable and shy confused

Whoops , smackbottom for me then. ;)
And as I'm feeling rather brave today -
Some of this.....
whip
well obviously libra-love, i'm as shy as they come! no honest i am! no i bloody well am. ask anybody!
the fact i have my whipped ass on display to the entire world does not detract from my painful shyness. painful it was too, but still shy!
and if you think i was making a subtle reference to touchy feely stroky orgasms and stuff for a certain lancs lass, well you've just got a filthy mind ok?
n x x x x :P
Oy, Neil, ger-off my spankings and lashings from Libra-love, go get your own! .... Again! :P
Ignores the bit about strokey stuff as she slips and sildes off the chair *swoon*
ER............................
dunno
I am thinking
Quote by little
ER............................
dunno
I am thinking

Don't hurt yourself.
Steve
Quote by fabio grooverider
but who would kill all the spiders.......... biggrin :D :D :D
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Sean, that is disgusting!! How could you even think of killing spiders? If you all go round thinking like that im off men for life!!!
Well maybe the next 5 mins
Quote by steveg_nw
ER............................
dunno
I am thinking

Don't hurt yourself.
Steve
Humph, <cough cough>
How can you think, that i think, that you think, that i think in such a manner?
ERM
Still thinking :doh:
Little
XXX
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Oy, Neil, ger-off my spankings and lashings from Libra-love, go get your own! .... Again! :P
Ignores the bit about strokey stuff as she slips and sildes off the chair *swoon*

now now fem_manc! that was verging on a complete give away that was! :P :lol2:
((( you have an announcement to make or wot? :P )))
n x x x x :P
Quote by neilinleeds
Oy, Neil, ger-off my spankings and lashings from Libra-love, go get your own! .... Again! :P

now now fem_manc! that was verging on a complete give away that was! :P :lol2:

Neil, it's no give away, everyone knows you loved being thrashed, there are pics galore to prove it. :P
as if everyone doesn't know now anyway...
erm..well.... :P come on, come on....it's not official until you two spit it out....don't be bashful now passionkiss .
Quote by Libra-Love
erm..well.... :P come on, come on....it's not official until you two spit it out....don't be bashful now passionkiss .

dunno wot you're on about libra? not had any pm's telling me i'm being pushy or owt? oh no! dunno
rotflmao
now then . . . .
neil's big secret is . . . . .
that he's . . . . . .
going to nottingham tomorrow! biggrin
n x x x x :D
Now now Neil. We all know what she's on about. Repeat after me...............
"Thank you mistress can I have another?"
Now keep practicing that until you get it right for the party. smackbottom
Steve rotflmao
Okay - guess its about time I posted a reply to this - just seconds before I walk out the door to go play with a bunch of Lesbians all night.
I soooo often get the "how can you live without a man?" thing. Ummm easy!!!
I don't NEED a man. I don't even need a girl with a strap on - cos a I think tongues & fingers do a much better job redface
BUT....
I LIKE a bit of "cock" now and then.
and I LIKE the hugs I get off my big hunking male mate.
I LIKE to work in an all male team (cos women at work can be soooo feckin bitchy!!!!)
So no - don't need em. Get rid of my own spiders plus those belonging to my next door my own jam jars. Do my own DIY (and thinking of going on a plumbing course after this week). My FEMALE mate does any plastering I need. My cars is company owned so dont' have to worry about that - but woudl probably go on a mechanics course if ever needed to know that stuff.
But ya know what - I still kinda like having you dopy lumps in the world - sometimes biggrin
Quote by Libra-Love
I'm a woman scorned

Are you surprised? If your scathing superior behaviour in this forum is a reflection of how you treat men in real life, then I should think they'll be queuing up to scorn you. I know I would.
but seriously.....what are men good for? dunno

Maybe if you do something about that shitty attitude of yours, one might stick around long enough for you to find out. rolleyes
Hubble bubble.................................
Quote by Ice Pie
I'm a woman scorned

Are you surprised? If your scathing superior behaviour in this forum is a reflection of how you treat men in real life, then I should think they'll be queuing up to scorn you. I know I would.
but seriously.....what are men good for? dunno

Maybe if you do something about that shitty attitude of yours, one might stick around long enough for you to find out. rolleyes
Hey Ice Pie, critisicism where critisicism is due mate. Just a tip though...constructive critisicism works a lot better. wink
Personal attacks? Well me? I don't do those. But I do kinda feel like I could use that face to bags my parking space outside right now.
Oh....one more thing before I go....
Shouldn't you be parking cars, opening doors or serving drinks somewhere? cool
Quote by Ice Pie
If your scathing superior behaviour in this forum is a reflection of how you treat men in real life
Quote by Libra-Love
Maybe if you do something about that shitty attitude of yours, one might stick around long enough for you to find out. rolleyes

Hey Ice Pie, critisicism where critisicism is due mate. Just a tip though...constructive critisicism works a lot better.
That WAS constructive. No, don't thank me, it's what I'm here for.
Quote by Libra-Love
Oh....one more thing before I go....
Shouldn't you be parking cars, opening doors or serving drinks somewhere? cool

Is this supposed to be some sort of put down? Am I supposed to be upset by it?
I ask merely for information. dunno
men are good for ..............
erm
this is a tough one
hang on im gonna need some time to think
rolleyes
Quote by Ice Pie
Oh....one more thing before I go....
Shouldn't you be parking cars, opening doors or serving drinks somewhere? cool

Is this supposed to be some sort of put down? Am I supposed to be upset by it?
I ask merely for information. dunno
You know what Mr. I'll Sit In Judgement Of All. Get outta my face. I don't like you, you don't like me. Now take a hike mate!
Quote by Libra-Love
Oh....one more thing before I go....
Shouldn't you be parking cars, opening doors or serving drinks somewhere? cool

Is this supposed to be some sort of put down? Am I supposed to be upset by it?
I ask merely for information. dunno
You know what Mr. I'll Sit In Judgement Of All. Get outta my face. I don't like you, you don't like me. Now take a hike mate!
When I need your permission to post, I'll ask for it.
Have a nice day. kiss
Thanks for your input Ice baby. I'll answer the question myself shall I?
What are men good for?
Being arrogant....long in the face....judgemental forum fools.
Post away babes, I'm done listening anyway.
Just give me a sec to scap the last of the pie from under my shoe.
Quote by Libra-Love
Thanks for your input Ice baby. I'll answer the question myself shall I?
What are men good for?
Being arrogant....long in the face....judgemental forum fools.
Post away babes, I'm done listening anyway.
Just give me a sec to scap the last of the pie from under my shoe.

When the argument is lost, the abuse begins.
In your case the abuse is what starts the argument in the first place, so you lose automatically with every post you make. rolleyes
Locking this for obvious reasons