wbb I have a spare Tesco's carrier bag if you need to use it as a handbag?
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Quote by Dawn_Mids
wbb I have a spare Tesco's carrier bag if you need to use it as a handbag?
Dawn :silly:
if you dont mind!
i will be really grateful and promise to return it to u in perfect condition!
wooohoooo
lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
wbb I have a spare Tesco's carrier bag if you need to use it as a handbag?
Dawn :silly:
if you dont mind!
i will be really grateful and promise to return it to u in perfect condition!
wooohoooo
lol
OMG....pms here!.......... wbb!.......hay!...what about me cucumber suit?
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
Quote by Keith3006
And for the men??
Will shirt, tie, trousers, jacket, shoes and socks do, or must I wear underpants too?
Ladies choice please.
This is a pub we're going to. There is no need to wear a tie or a jacket, or underpants for that matter!!!!
:lol:Ladies should of course wear as little as possible !!! :shock: :shock:
Jas - The basque sounds good !!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: 
Sex God
I will be wearing...
progressively less as the night goes on if last time is anything to go by. God it was warm in there.
I might wear a tux, just haven't decided on black or white.
progressively less as the night goes on if last time is anything to go by. God it was warm in there.
I might wear a tux, just haven't decided on black or white.
Sex God
TRAUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ordered my clothes online last Sunday and my confirmation said they would be delivered "by 6pm Thursday 19th August"
Fabulous
NOT!!! I arrived home from work today to find a card pushed through my letterbox........ "Hi, we tried to deliver a parcel today, but you weren't in so we've taken it back to our depot. We will endeavour to deliver it within the next 3 days"
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I rang the number on the card. Here follows the conversation
Angel: Hi. I've had a card today saying that you tried to deliver a parcel and it will be delivered in the next 3 days, but I NEED it by Saturday!
Courier: I'm sorry Ms Chat, we can't guarantee when we will deliver it, only that it will be in the next 3 working days
Angel: No, I'm sorry, you don't understand. I NEED it BY Saturday
Courier: I'm sorry Miss Chat, we can't guarantee that.
Angel: But whenever I've had a delivery from you before, you've left it with a neighbour if I wasnt there to receive it
Courier: Well we didn't have an instruction to leave it with a neighbour so it's gone back to the depot. If our courier is in the area again tomorrow he might try to deliver it again
Angel: OK, I'll come and collect it from the depot then, because I really need it for Saturday
Courier: Well if you wish to collect it from our Blackburn depot, the earliest you could collect it is Monday of next week
(At this point I would have strangled the bloke if he'd been opposite me!)
Angel: No, you misunderstand what I'm saying to you. I absolutely need that parcel to be delivered to me by Saturday morning at the very latest.
Courier: Well ring us after 8am tomorrow and we'll try to find out whether the courier is in your area tomorrow. Otherwise I'm afraid we won't be able to deliver it until sometime next week
OMFG!! What am I going to wear if my parcel isn't delivered tomorrow?????
I ordered my clothes online last Sunday and my confirmation said they would be delivered "by 6pm Thursday 19th August"
Fabulous
NOT!!! I arrived home from work today to find a card pushed through my letterbox........ "Hi, we tried to deliver a parcel today, but you weren't in so we've taken it back to our depot. We will endeavour to deliver it within the next 3 days"
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I rang the number on the card. Here follows the conversation
Angel: Hi. I've had a card today saying that you tried to deliver a parcel and it will be delivered in the next 3 days, but I NEED it by Saturday!
Courier: I'm sorry Ms Chat, we can't guarantee when we will deliver it, only that it will be in the next 3 working days
Angel: No, I'm sorry, you don't understand. I NEED it BY Saturday
Courier: I'm sorry Miss Chat, we can't guarantee that.
Angel: But whenever I've had a delivery from you before, you've left it with a neighbour if I wasnt there to receive it
Courier: Well we didn't have an instruction to leave it with a neighbour so it's gone back to the depot. If our courier is in the area again tomorrow he might try to deliver it again
Angel: OK, I'll come and collect it from the depot then, because I really need it for Saturday
Courier: Well if you wish to collect it from our Blackburn depot, the earliest you could collect it is Monday of next week
(At this point I would have strangled the bloke if he'd been opposite me!)
Angel: No, you misunderstand what I'm saying to you. I absolutely need that parcel to be delivered to me by Saturday morning at the very latest.
Courier: Well ring us after 8am tomorrow and we'll try to find out whether the courier is in your area tomorrow. Otherwise I'm afraid we won't be able to deliver it until sometime next week
OMFG!! What am I going to wear if my parcel isn't delivered tomorrow?????
Sex God
OMFG!! What am I going to wear if my parcel isn't delivered tomorrow?????
Tell you what Angel, how about just a smile
( bugger I'm not going to be there Sat night.... can I preview the smile Friday) Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
I have no choice in my new accessory
Will also be wearing a great big bluddy spot on the side of my nose :x :x :x
Heehee........ so When I meet you tonight it's gonna be Like that Fawltey Towers sketch.... "Don't mention the Germans"
:lol: :lol: Oh Judy :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You're right, this ain't your run of the mill spot :smug: This is a great big humdinger of a spot, shiny as anything, no amount of foundation is gonna balance on top of it! Whats worse I can feel a matching one brewing on my chin But can't leave it alone, have to keep touching it to see if it's still there and still hurts :undecided:
MissChief - Dollybird :lol2:
OOooooooh just leaving now!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You're right, this ain't your run of the mill spot :smug: This is a great big humdinger of a spot, shiny as anything, no amount of foundation is gonna balance on top of it! Whats worse I can feel a matching one brewing on my chin
But can't leave it alone, have to keep touching it to see if it's still there and still hurts :undecided:MissChief - Dollybird :lol2:
OOooooooh just leaving now!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
i am sooo please missy has a bog spot... cos now at east when i am standing next to her i wont look out of place!!!!!!
i have one on my forhead.. massive it is!
if it was slightly more in the centre i could have painted it red and called it a bindi.. but alas it is over my eyebrow!!!!
wbb (just off to grow a fringe!)
i have one on my forhead.. massive it is!
if it was slightly more in the centre i could have painted it red and called it a bindi.. but alas it is over my eyebrow!!!!
wbb (just off to grow a fringe!)
Sex God
It gets worse.........
I've just phoned the courier and it won't be delivered today!! It MIGHT be delivered tomorrow but they cant guarantee it :x :x :x
My whole reason for shopping online was that it's practically impossible to find attractive, sexy looking clothes in a size 18 in the shops, but online I did. I could go to the Trafford Centre tonight, but every time I go there clothes shopping I come home depressed and empty handed. What am I going to do?????
WBB..... PM on it's way to you!!!
I've just phoned the courier and it won't be delivered today!! It MIGHT be delivered tomorrow but they cant guarantee it
:x :x :x My whole reason for shopping online was that it's practically impossible to find attractive, sexy looking clothes in a size 18 in the shops, but online I did. I could go to the Trafford Centre tonight, but every time I go there clothes shopping I come home depressed and empty handed. What am I going to do?????
WBB..... PM on it's way to you!!!
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
What am I going to do?????
WBB..... PM on it's way to you!!!
grow lots of spots very quickly ?
Sex God
LOL I don't have any problem with the spot thing Dave, I'm cultivating a lovely one on my backside at the moment. My problem is, if I dont find something to wear, and PDQ, it won't just be clubbers that get to have a good look at it, cos I'll have to turn up to the munch itself in only my undies! (and I think I might get in trouble off steveg if I do that 
)
) Sex God
dont worry hun.. just got ur pm.. am gonna text u as soon as my mobile charges!
we will sort it tonight... see ya later x x x x x
we will sort it tonight... see ya later x x x x x
Sex God
davej will be wearing a suit as per usual, so if you spot a slap head in a suit that needs to spend more time eating lettuce instead of chocolate, come and say hello.
As for mrs davej but I just know we are gonna have to pack more than just a travel bag and that the hotel room will be in a mess time she has finished trying stuff on and rejecting it until she goes full circle back to outfit number one..
As for mrs davej
but I just know we are gonna have to pack more than just a travel bag and that the hotel room will be in a mess time she has finished trying stuff on and rejecting it until she goes full circle back to outfit number one.. Quote by Angel Chat
It gets worse.........
I've just phoned the courier and it won't be delivered today!! It MIGHT be delivered tomorrow but they cant guarantee it
My whole reason for shopping online was that it's practically impossible to find attractive, sexy looking clothes in a size 18 in the shops, but online I did. I could go to the Trafford Centre tonight, but every time I go there clothes shopping I come home depressed and empty handed. What am I going to do?????
WBB..... PM on it's way to you!!!
Dotty P's have a great range and so do Etam,if that helps
Sex God
Quote by RSAB2
Angel there's always the singer!!!
Singer as in karaoke? Or as in sewing machine??
I only wish I could make my own clthes, then I wouldnt have any of this problem I did speak to someone who said she was going to ring me back and give me a definite delivery date but needless to say, I haven't heard from her
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
I'll have to turn up to the munch itself in only my undies
you want me to have a quiet word with steve? i'm sure that can be approved! ;-P
Quote by Angel Chat
I could go to the Trafford Centre, but every time I go there I come home depressed
i'm not bloody surprised . . . . . . .
i'm being supremely imaginitive and doing the white shirt, jeans and trainers thing! but the white helps reflect the heat back from the shoulder eruptions! someone mention a sauna?
:lol:n x x x x ;-)
