My face ?
(I know, you were being serious Cathy but I couldn't resist it)
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      i saw a chair once with a inbuilt dildo 
:twisted:  dunno how much it cost but i want one  
      I always sit on a cushion, it saves getting a numb bum!  
      Following Lucifer's thought process; you could always sit on my lap, and we could talk about the first thing that comes up ? ? ?  
      Buy some of those knickers with a built-in dildo. Then the constant wiggling will keep your bum nicely exercised. and the blood flowing to your sexy bits.  
      A gym ball, good for your posture and saves a numb bum, was going to say something funny but others have already beat me to it.
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rudolf  
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