What car are you?

25 Nov 2004

A few months ago Dave, Dave, Dave & Dave had a discussion in my local about women and cars.
That new Citroen C4 ad bought it back to me.
I do like that ad, don't you? (stop hijacking your own thread in the first post :doh: )
Anyway the conclusion was that women can be compared to cars and Timmy decided I was a Skoda. (He assures me this isn't an insult, he means I'm low maintainance - yeah right confused

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So anyway, after all that waffle, what car type are you?
Jas
XXX

25 Nov 2004

I can't be a car. I'm in my 'not fitting in with the clique' mood, so I'll have to be a skateboard, or a pair of roller blades, or one of those cool motorised scooter thingys that everyone around me seems to have, which by the way I'm not really ever so sure what they're useful for cos you certainly can't ride one and carry shopping at the same time.
Ok I'm rambling
Sorry
redface

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25 Nov 2004

I think I'm a Rover 200:
Difficult to start in the morning, a tendency to overheat, and what the fuck is that knocking noise in the back? :shock:

25 Nov 2004

Sorry Jas I am useless with cars. I'm lucky if I can remember the model of car I have.
But I'd have to be something that drinks too much redface

whatever that is dunno

Dawn :silly:

25 Nov 2004

Well i guess it would have to be an early Mini ( stop making your own jokes up ) :twisted:
Smart for its age , reliable , fun , not too fast but with a bit of grunt when you need it most .
Down side .... bit rusty around the edges lol

but with a bit of loving care will serve you well wink

25 Nov 2004

I guess I'd have to be a Volvo 245D Estate...
Practical, safe, dependable and built to last...
But...
Face like a bag of spanners and nobody wants to be seen with one, 'cos they're considered a tad dull... lol

25 Nov 2004

Alpha Romeo,
when they first arrive on the scene people go "Wow!!! That looks really good, wonder what it drives like?", then after a couple of weeks getting hammered starts to look tired and flags as some of the bits start to fall off!
Chris

25 Nov 2004

well im a lotus elise............powerful and hard chassis :twisted: :twisted:
soft curvey and feminine on the outside :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

25 Nov 2004

Don't know enough about cars (2 wheels too many, IMHO) so I'd be a Harley.
Built for comfort, not for speed.
However, ya can get terribly achy and sometimes bruised after a ride.
Can look terribly sexy if cleaned up nice. But gets very dirty, very quickly.
Drinks too much, but is relatively low maintenance as long as you keep her well oiled.

25 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Sorry Jas I am useless with cars. I'm lucky if I can remember the model of car I have.
But I'd have to be something that drinks too much whatever that is
Dawn :silly:

Ah Dawn then you follow the simpler classification as used by Jas.
I think you'd be a shiny new red one biggrin

Jas
XXX

25 Nov 2004

A lotus.
cause im
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
:-)
Sean

25 Nov 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
Sorry Jas I am useless with cars. I'm lucky if I can remember the model of car I have.
But I'd have to be something that drinks too much whatever that is
Dawn :silly:

Ah Dawn then you follow the simpler classification as used by Jas.
I think you'd be a shiny new red one biggrin

Jas
XXX
I do have a red one :shock: its old but its red lol

Dawn :silly: