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What did u do wrong as a kid ?
Sex God
everything, have the scars to proove it too 
When I was too old to believe in Santa - my parents decided they weren't getting up at 4am anymore to let me open presents.
So I used to pinch my little sisters arm to wake her up, tell her that Santa had left the presents and watch and wait while she went into my parents bedroom all excited and make them get up.
My sisters 10 years younger than me so I did this up until I was about 16
So I used to pinch my little sisters arm to wake her up, tell her that Santa had left the presents and watch and wait while she went into my parents bedroom all excited and make them get up.
My sisters 10 years younger than me so I did this up until I was about 16
I was ( surprisingly ) a little angel compared to some :angel: though we did have this really grumpy old sod living in our street and one of my mate's nicked one of his Dad's condoms and we stuck it over this guy's car exhaust. I nearly peed my pants watching him start the engine and almost shit his pants when he heard the bang
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Me and my mate (aged 14) set some bins on fire once then swopped jumpers (why I don't know) and ran home as fast as- 'cos the police were driving around looking for us 
I once did a prank 999 call (aged about 11) then spent 10 mins crying on the phone to the operator who wouldn't disconnect the call 'til my parents got home
I ran away for one night
(age 15ish)
I came home seriously pissed on Diamond White (age 14) and spent all night puking in a bowl while my mother lectured me :?
I thought my mother was a monkey when I took a banned substance :shock: (age 15 ish)
I could go on but even I am bored now
Minx x x
I once did a prank 999 call (aged about 11) then spent 10 mins crying on the phone to the operator who wouldn't disconnect the call 'til my parents got home
I ran away for one night
(age 15ish)I came home seriously pissed on Diamond White (age 14) and spent all night puking in a bowl while my mother lectured me :?
I thought my mother was a monkey when I took a banned substance :shock: (age 15 ish)
I could go on but even I am bored now
Minx x x
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
My sisters 10 years younger than me
you have a sister?
:twisted: Aged 8, made a bow n arrow, whipped a needle to the end of said arrow with cotton, sat in the house flexing the bow and it slipped, shot the insurance man in the leg,
Set fire to my bedroom :?
Climbed through the bathroom window once and pulled the toilet cistern down flooding the place :?
Pinched a trumpet from the music room at school and sold it to a second hand shop, the guy in the shop shopped me cos the trumpet case had the name of my school on it, i got expelled for that one :?
Burnt my Dads shed down :?
:? :? :?
Set fire to my bedroom :?
Climbed through the bathroom window once and pulled the toilet cistern down flooding the place :?
Pinched a trumpet from the music room at school and sold it to a second hand shop, the guy in the shop shopped me cos the trumpet case had the name of my school on it, i got expelled for that one :?
Burnt my Dads shed down :?
:? :? :?
Quote by sheddy
Burnt my Dads shed down
:? :? :?
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared:
Yeh, sorry bout that sheddy.
ops: .I was young n foolish n had no respect for wooden storage outhouses :? .
I have learnt the error of my ways now though.
Im often seen helping elderly sheds across roads, goin shoppin for them etc.
I feel i owe it to shedkind, its the least i can do
Orgasminator
Quote by Dino
Burnt my Dads shed down
:? :? :?
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared:
Yeh, sorry bout that sheddy.
ops: .I was young n foolish n had no respect for wooden storage outhouses :? .
I have learnt the error of my ways now though.
Im often seen helping elderly sheds across roads, goin shoppin for them etc.
I feel i owe it to shedkind, its the least i can do
Don't you drive one as well :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink: Quote by markz
oh dear where do I start
shoved potatoes up a teachers exhaut.
put exlax in a teachers coffee on a school camping trip. :roll:
let stink bombs off in assembly :roll:
got expelled :shock:
why does that not surprise me? :roll:
are you stalking me :roll:
I'm on muppet patrol :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
oh dear where do I start
shoved potatoes up a teachers exhaut.
put exlax in a teachers coffee on a school camping trip. :roll:
let stink bombs off in assembly :roll:
got expelled :shock:
why does that not surprise me? :roll:
are you stalking me :roll:
I'm on muppet patrol :giggle:
you want me don't you
Quote by markz
oh dear where do I start
shoved potatoes up a teachers exhaut.
put exlax in a teachers coffee on a school camping trip. :roll:
let stink bombs off in assembly :roll:
got expelled :shock:
why does that not surprise me? :roll:
are you stalking me :roll:
I'm on muppet patrol :giggle:
you want me don't you
can I phone a friend?..............female of course :wink:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
oh dear where do I start
shoved potatoes up a teachers exhaut.
put exlax in a teachers coffee on a school camping trip. :roll:
let stink bombs off in assembly :roll:
got expelled :shock:
why does that not surprise me? :roll:
are you stalking me :roll:
I'm on muppet patrol :giggle:
you want me don't you
can I phone a friend?..............female of course :wink:
how many quote in quote's can we get away with :roll:
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Virtually everything
Quote by Devon1
Burnt my Dads shed down
:? :? :?
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared:
Yeh, sorry bout that sheddy.
ops: .I was young n foolish n had no respect for wooden storage outhouses :? .
I have learnt the error of my ways now though.
Im often seen helping elderly sheds across roads, goin shoppin for them etc.
I feel i owe it to shedkind, its the least i can do
Don't you drive one as well :?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:Erm yeh, :? same make n model of car as yours innt??? :wink:
