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Quote by Libra-Love
Sunbunny was MORE stunning than I expected.
Pity you left early babe. Next time hey :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

oh yes my dear. You, btw, were as sexy as I imagined.....but then we did get a lot of you in January didn't we???? lol
Quote by celticq
davej would be exactly as he described himself (old man in a cardigan smelling of pee). .

I never wear the cardigans for munches and it's amazing what you can mask with a decent aftershave.
it's amazing what you can mask with a decent aftershave.

So you decided not to bother with aftershave then ??
lol :lol:
Bev
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Quote by freckledbird
it's amazing what you can mask with a decent aftershave.

So you decided not to bother with aftershave then ??
lol :lol:
Bev
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rotflmao
redface I forgot surprisedops:
anyway I couldn't help it, I was drinking soft drinks all night, they go straight through me.
ooooooo if I'd known that I might have lurked near the toilets to grab you for a snog...you looked very nice wink
Bev
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(hoping Davej was the man with shaved head and in a jacket, mostly standing by the bar redface )
Quote by freckledbird
ooooooo if I'd known that I might have lurked near the toilets to grab you for a snog...you looked very nice wink
Bev
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(hoping Davej was the man with shaved head and in a jacket, mostly standing by the bar redface )

eermm that would be the one freckled bird, shy and sensitive..... nice jacket, had big letters pinned to it that said.......eermmm .....davej dunno
..............davej who has now printed off this post and will hold it as an I.O.U.......
Quote by VenusnMars
I`m really sorry Mattmoleman, it`s your AV. I can`t seem to shake the idea of you looking like this

rotflmao
Venusxxx

Well, I know from experience that it doesn't pay to have an avatar pic that's a pic of one of your comedy heroes...don't I, Angel Chat? :shock: She expected me to look like a old man in a raincoat redface (Harry Worth, for those who can't remember). Well, I've no raincoat, anyway!
Thanks Davej , my disguise of growing 5 inches taller and shaving off my beard obviously worked a treat!
I've seen most of the regulars at munches, so there are few fantasies left when I'm trying to picture people here, but I must say I imagine Jags as looking a bit like Janet Street-Porter. That finger's probably on her button already now! :wary:
Mike.
Quote by MikeNorth
I've seen most of the regulars at munches, so there are few fantasies left when I'm trying to picture people here, but I must say I imagine Jags as looking a bit like Janet Street-Porter. That finger's probably on her button already now! :wary:

lol
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bolt
well.. no one should have a prob recognising me.. i look exactly like my av!!!!
And i look exactly like my avatar too, though sometimes i put a skirt on over my knickers!!
Quote by foxylady 123
And i look exactly like my avatar too, though sometimes i put a skirt on over my knickers!!

Dont you dare..... :twisted:
Quote by davej
I form pictures in my head and have to say that I am wrong most of the time. What the fuck Mike North thought he was playing at not being 5'7", stocky build with a beard, i just don't know. Roger the Dragon had also shaved off his beard and lost a couple of stone to fool my minds eye. Bilko went out and got himself some piercing blue eyes instead of the puddles of piss he was supposed to have and Angel had cut off her hair and dyed it a different colour......the list goes on. I can't help it I just form a picture dunno

rotflmao :rotflmao:
I don't know where the beard came from but I did lose weight deliberately to put you off the scent, you were probably about right originally in your minds eye as I've lost about 3&1/2 Stone since I first joined SH.
As far as my own mental images went you were younger and balder than I had imagined, MrFC was shorter (Sorry) and DreamerHelen was quite a bit taller (P.S. this is a good thing). Quite a few of the other people I had already met but I do remember going round my first munch saying "O, you're xxxxx are you?" with a rather dazed expression. lol
Roger the Dragon (Officially slim and clean shaven) cool
The only comment I've really had is "you're younger than expected" dunno
TallnHairy was the shocker for me!!! Nothing like I expected :shock: rolleyes
eermm that would be the one freckled bird, shy and sensitive..... nice jacket, had big letters pinned to it that said.......eermmm .....davej

lol I read the name label earlier on in the evening but have forgotten some of the faces that go with the names, to be honest redface
Bev
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Quote by davej
, had big letters pinned to it that said.......eermmm .....davej dunno

Ummmm - yeah - but I was wearing three badges all declaring me as "Mrs FC, Kit and Mrs GHC" - so - ummmm - sorry - if I confused anyone confused :? :?
I am really MrsFC lol Just without the high heels and stockings :? :?
Should I go now? Yes - best i do... bolt
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:Now I'm feeling all shy, embarassed and uncertain. redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Well my avatar is a pic of part of me, and my persona on here does reflect who I feel I am. Should I wear a paper bag on my head too? dunno
I would surmise that we all project ourselves on here as we feel we are deep down, when the "normal" constraints of str8 daily life in this society don't apply. Appearances will inevitably not match the preconcieved idea that we get about each other. KcKat thought I'd be wearing a baseball cap before we actually met for the first time FFS!! I can't stand the things! blink :blink: :blink:
Quote by Eagerslut9
I would surmise that we all project ourselves on here as we feel we are deep down, when the "normal" constraints of str8 daily life in this society don't apply. Appearances will inevitably not match the preconcieved idea that we get about each other.

Eager! Keep it going! You know what that kind of sexy talk does to me! :bounce: hump
Venusxxx
Having watched the L word earlier (for about the 100th time) I have to admit that everytime I see Venus I just see Jenny (the str8 - but not so str8 one) !!! :shock: confused
Quote by Rainbows
Having watched the L word earlier (for about the 100th time) I have to admit that everytime I see Venus I just see Jenny (the str8 - but not so str8 one) !!! :shock: confused

I had to look her up..but yes, I suppose she does look a bit like me...except attractive! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I would surmise that we all project ourselves on here as we feel we are deep down, when the "normal" constraints of str8 daily life in this society don't apply. Appearances will inevitably not match the preconcieved idea that we get about each other.

Eager! Keep it going! You know what that kind of sexy talk does to me! :bounce: hump
Venusxxx
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:grin: :grin: :twisted: :twisted:
I have stopeed thinking about what people on this site look like as i have a really bad habit of opening mouth before engaging brain. I have been pleasantly surprised by everyone that i have met.
G redface
Only just got round to reading this thread rolleyes ...........
Quote by Libra-Love
But you forgot to mention I was more than pleasantly surprised redface :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: But no need to run hun, no bunny-boiler stalker here. I'm leaving that one to Missy :lol2:

Yeouch! Wish I hadn't now sad
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Only just got round to reading this thread rolleyes ...........

Oh shite, MISSCHIEF, why couldn't you just read it?!!! I wanted this thread safely buried in the back pages! Jags, I didn't mean it!!! :uhoh:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Only just got round to reading this thread rolleyes ...........
But you forgot to mention I was more than pleasantly surprised redface :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: But no need to run hun, no bunny-boiler stalker here. I'm leaving that one to Missy :lol2:

Yeouch! Wish I hadn't now sad
And once again I manage to make one hell of an arse of myself :uhoh: surprisedops: I am so sorry Libra-Love :oops: Teach me to read the threads as they come out instead of days later confused I've had it firmly pointed out to me that you posted it right when I was galavanting round the Cafe, full of enthusiasm for the bi thing
Sorry, feel right stupid ............. like that's new :roll:
With you here Mike ......... let the thread sink :lol2: :uhoh:
:doh:
Quote by xxdevil69
The only comment I've really had is "you're younger than expected" dunno
TallnHairy was the shocker for me!!! Nothing like I expected :shock: rolleyes

Letting thread sink, as soon as I find out what was the shock ??? Got me intrigued now smile
Quote by tallnhairy
The only comment I've really had is "you're younger than expected" dunno
TallnHairy was the shocker for me!!! Nothing like I expected :shock: rolleyes

Letting thread sink, as soon as I find out what was the shock ??? Got me intrigued now smile
I was shocked that Tallnhairy was younger than I had envisioned him to be! Well it was more of a pleasant surpise actually. lol Think it was his extensive knowledge of tv Sci-Fi that made me think that. :roll:
LC wink
cool
never met anyone, stuck here in my padded cell, in darkest newcastle :cry:
them...'ooh er, yr not what we expected!'
me..'is it cos I is black?' lol
I didn't really have a pre-conceived idea about most people.....except for Davej who was actually about twenty years younger than I thought he was LoL...and KitKat who I thought would be mad scientist type of look....but actually he's gorgeous..... cool