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Lost
Sex God
The wet stuff in a pussy? I'm not talking about womans cum I'm talking about before then. OK, I know that its the natural lube etc but what do you call it when your doing the do? J hates it being called juice or wet so I tried goo, she liked that less. I gave slime a go and ended up lacerated and bruised so that needs little explanation as to her reaction. I cant see me getting all hornied up and saying "oh oh oh J i love it your pussy its so full of liquid" as well as making me giggle I think it might very well end up with me in hospital.
I need ideas folks as i'm not very inventive in such matters.
twos_company
Sex God
why not call it love juice
but im sure others will cum up with witty things....
Lost
Sex God
Its the "juice" bit two's, or else I would, even though it sounds a very corny literotica term biggrin
Unknown User
Q. Why do women have legs? dunno
A. Have you seen the mess a snail makes??
:giggle: bolt
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
Q. Why do women have legs? dunno
A. Have you seen the mess a snail makes??
:giggle: bolt

That's a bloody old joke(?) now isn't it. Cubes you really should be ashamed rolleyes
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Kaznkev
pussy juice,come ,squirt all used here.
How about lady liquid? lol

For gods sake Kaz are you mad!! Do you want to see me brokem and discarded ffs :lol2:
Unknown User
wetness
Unknown User
The cervix (which is at the top of the vagina) produces a mucus, fluid without taste or color. This helps to keep your vagina clean.
Lost
Sex God
Quote by corrie
The cervix (which is at the top of the vagina) produces a mucus, fluid without taste or color. This helps to keep your vagina clean.

Oh great mucus!! Boy is this helping. I am not! Trying that one but thankis Corroe ....I think lol
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
Residue...??

Oh your a grim lad. Residue oh sooo romantic :lol2:
noladreams
Sex God
Let's be honest, unless you want to be completely medico-geek and do proper terminology then whatever you call it you end up sounding a bit cheesy-erotica-writer.
I can be no help - but this thread has made me chuckle! :lol2:
Dave_Desert229
Master of Sex
Call it "Triple S".
Soggy Saddle-bag Sauce. :twisted:
Unknown User
At the end of the day its vaginal secretion but love juice sounds better lol
Gufuncouple
Orgasminator
Well having been intrigued by the initial question, I (stupidly) looked it up on Wiki lol , now I'm traumatised and going nowhere near a woman's nether-regions again!! bolt
'Quote'
Vaginal lubrication is a lubricating fluid that is naturally produced in a woman's vagina. Vaginal lubrication or moistness is present at all times, but production increases significantly during a woman's sexual arousal in anticipation of sexual intercourse. Without vaginal lubrication, sexual intercourse would be painful to the woman, and sometimes artificial lubricants need to be used to augment insufficient natural lubrication. While plasma seepagefrom vaginal walls due to vascular engorgement is considered to be the chief lubrication source, the Bartholin's glands, located slightly below and to the left and right of the introitus (opening of the vagina), also secrete mucus to augment vaginal-wall secretions.
Composition
The lubrication fluid contains water, pyridine, squalene, urea, acetic acid, lactic acid, complex alcohols and glycols, ketones, and aldehydes. The fluid is typically clear and more resembling of male pre-ejaculate than male ejaculate. It can vary in consistency, texture, taste, color, and odor, depending on sexual arousal, the phase of the menstrual cycle, the presence of an infection, certain drugs (legal or illegal), genetic factors, and diet.
Vaginal fluid is slightly acidic and can become more acidic with certain sexually transmitted diseases. The normal pH of vaginal fluid is between 3.8 and 4.5.
'End Quote'
rotflmao
Lost:
I wouldn't recommend asking how her plasma is...........:giggle:
Unknown User
Quote by Lost
That's a bloody old joke(?) now isn't it. Cubes you really should be ashamed rolleyes

I'm a bloody old bloke so what did you expect? ;-)
Back to the matter in hand.....
How about "Slit spit " or "Muff stuff "?
Maybe, as it's actually a lubricant you could call it "Cunny Castrol" or "G-spot GTX".
:giggle:
Unknown User
What a bloody brilliant question Losty! :giggle:
Lost
Sex God
Ok so you lot aren't helping :lol2: I'll just keep on just mumbling my appreciation with no discernable words spoken. For instance in moments of passion "Christ I love it when your pussy's so nyghhfwwth" or "My chins covered in your lovely wufgthyr"
Ermmm thanks for your help ...........I dont think biggrin
tmann
Sex God
Its necta, the drink of the gods, or wine from a loving cup.
....and that is no help is it?
All I know is it is a head mixture. Oh look a pun. Not intended.
T
duncanlondon
Sex God
we'll have to go to the latin then...
sputum expectorata humana ?