What do you call yours?

29 Apr 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Ouch!! ........that's me off the Christmas card list then. :cry:
Steve

If I had one, you would be. lol

I'm going to expect so much fussing for all this bullying wink

29 Apr 2004

Bullying?????????? :shock: :shock:
So now I'm an utter git and a bully??? confused

Wow.....I'm gonna be crossed off everybody's Christmas card list at this rate.

Quote by Jas
I'm going to expect so much fussing........

You get that anyway!!!....Geez, the lengths that some women will go to try and wrap a guy round her little finger. :moon:
Steve :twisted:

16 May 2004

Mine was called "Mr Muscle" recently, for the thirty seconds it took me to stop laughing.
Do you get the Mr Muscle kitchen cleaner over here? Do they use the "Loves the jobs you hate" slogan?

16 May 2004

I used to think of mine as 'One Eyed S*u*k Spitting Bed Snake until I had the Snip.
After that 'One Eyed Empty S*m*n Spitting Bed Snake' didn't seem suit.
My currrent ex (work that one out) calls it Mr Potato Head

16 May 2004

Quote by DJohn
Mine was called "Mr Muscle" recently, for the thirty seconds it took me to stop laughing.
Do you get the Mr Muscle kitchen cleaner over here? Do they use the "Loves the jobs you hate" slogan?

Our man DJohn cutting the mustard again confused

: (yes I know it's a bit obvious :!: - but that's just me folks - God I bet this one's be done before :!: )

16 May 2004

Lately I have been calling mine UB40 as it has been unemployed (with the exception of some backhanders smile

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16 May 2004

Quote by dambuster
My currrent ex (work that one out) calls it Mr Potato Head

It's when she starts trying to clip the nose in that you need to worry. :shock:

16 May 2004

I call mine my supermarket trolley. It has a mind of its own, a tendency to judder, and a pronounced list to starboard. biggrin

16 May 2004

Quote by mirth
Mine is now Percy too as in point Percy at the porcelaine, but when I was groing up it was a "little man".... I now worry about my parents!!!!
don't ask what they called number two's
My daughter has a ferJavelin.... she struggled to pronounce Vagina.... we saw no reason not to use the correct terms
Mirth

LOL.
When I had (or more specifically when my ex and I) children, I vowed never to make up or use some naff name for the vagina and penis... sadly it ended up marking them out at school, and got very funny looks from the teachers when they used the correct terms confused

Tuppny, and ha-pence and willy seemes to be the most used here in Ilkeston for the younger kids.
As i'm now getting on in my years... I call it "get up you B***ard" or "get down you B***ard" depending on where I am at the time, how much alcohol i've consumed and many other factors, lol.

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