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what do you look out for on caravans to let you know there

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Forum Virgin
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are there any symbles to let people know that you are interrested in meeting other swingers ?
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Quote by johntracy
are there any symbles to let people know that you are interrested in meeting other swingers ?

If the vans a-rocking, you could try knocking? lol
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Quote by johntracy
are there any symbles to let people know that you are interrested in meeting other swingers ?

drums and trumpets are more the norm !!
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are there any symbles to let people know that you are interrested in meeting other swingers ?

If the vans a-rocking, you could try knocking? lol
beat me to it wink
I guess the oooooooooh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes yes yes come on big boy give it to me
might be a clue but not an expert on caravan clues rolleyes :twisted:
Sexlightened
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I would say, one of the old..
"Honk if you're horny" signs would work..
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A numberplate with the index ......SHAG 2 ...or ..SWING 4 ....just might give it away.
Judy

they might be wearing fcuk aswell lol
Sex God
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perhaps a coloured lamp in the end window ?
green maybe ?
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the line of doggers outside trying to get a gimpse might be a give away
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What about a sign in the Window that says................. We are not looking for single males ?????????
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What about a sign in the Window that says................. We are not looking for single males ?????????

but we would try anyway
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What about a sign in the Window that says................. We are not looking for single males ?????????

but we would try anyway
Exactly...........lol lol lol
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well i was thinking of have SH letters put on to my Ankle chain :twisted:
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I think if I went caravanning again, I'd print off the SH logo and put it in my most prominent window.. just in case like.
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well i was thinking of have SH letters put on to my Ankle chain :twisted:

Why confused: :?:
So that your minions can see when they kiss your feet lol
Fred (trying for ?? )
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
well i was thinking of have SH letters put on to my Ankle chain :twisted:

Why confused: :?:
So that your minions can see when they kiss your feel lol
Fred (trying for ?? )
Fred.. you seem to be lost today. Just a little more than usual.
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there are its a sign showing a caravan on a swing that was from a site we joined a bit ago ,
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perhaps a coloured lamp in the end window ?
green maybe ?

That will just make you look like a Doctor ;)
Master of Sex
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What about a sign in the Window that says................. We are not looking for single males ?????????

Make sure that its in braille too :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
well i was thinking of have SH letters put on to my Ankle chain :twisted:

Why confused: :?:
So that your minions can see when they kiss your feet lol
Fred (trying for ?? )
:rascal: smackbottom :shock: :shock: :? :? :lol: wink kiss
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How about a nicely coloured sign that says "I might be a swinger but you're still not overtaking me"... grrrrrrrr @ caravans ... sad buggers, why take a part of your bleedin' home on holiday with you.. get a hotel... get a life!! .... lmao
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Quote by x-man0223
sod what you look for ban the :fuckinghell: things from driving in the day time so us delivery drivers can deliver stuff and finish on time

cambridge is hell on earth to drive round
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Put a large Vynil Sign saying "Swinging Heaven Cafe All Welcome"
and another underneath saying >>>>
"Keep all White Van Men off the road. mad
Give them all pushbikes I say lol
Fred is on his bike this way >>>>>> bolt :bolt:
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Well its simple really . Although the signs on the caravan itself are not always obvious and can be very subtle , its the people themselves that make the signs . Rampant swingers in caravan parks almost always wear the telltale brown home knitted cardigan , and very baggy grey sweatpants. If the are sporting a 1976 benidorm t shirt thats a clue , and check if the lady is wearing fluffy pink mule slippers when she skips off to drain the chemical toilet . A very tight dry perm , with blue rinse is a good clue to swinging tendencies ( on men or women) and their car will almost certainly be a Triumph Acclaim ( usually brown) . Finally if they completely brazen and really want you to walk straight up and ask them if they fuck with strangers , then watch out for this symbol in their window.

If you see a sticker with that on , you may as well just go right up and stick your hands on their tits ! Its the swingers code . But shhhhhhh dont tell anyone else ok ?
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I'm not a tourist so please don't knock me off my bike mate. Whenever I drive round the back roads I get stuck against bollards!!!!! mad
I agree Cambridge is hell on earth to drive round so I always bicycle and train it, apart from when I go off to concerts and can't get a train back.
So Silk and Big G what caravan park are we all going to to see if you are right. I keep staring at that symbol in case the white bits turn into couples shagging but cant see it?
Regards
Harry Jones
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I passeed one of these on the way to the NW Munch last year and took it as a good omen.