Venusxxx
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I`m already there :twisted: mmmmm
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What does your name mean
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Sex God
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Apparently I'm gay with a little willy.
Well why the wasn't I told before? All these years I thought I was turned on by women, and now I find out I'm not. I shall be suing The Almighty under the Trade Descriptions Act or something!!!
Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells
Well why the wasn't I told before? All these years I thought I was turned on by women, and now I find out I'm not. I shall be suing The Almighty under the Trade Descriptions Act or something!!!
Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells
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Well, mixed bag really: I was quite impressed with 'cool,calm and handsome'-obviously modelled on me -but less enthused with 'qualities usually found only in gay men' :shock: Well, maybe I'm not that 'cool, calm and handsome, well, I'm not....not at all...not even a little bit!! OK?
-but less enthused with 'qualities usually found only in gay men' :shock: Well, maybe I'm not that 'cool, calm and handsome, well, I'm not....not at all...not even a little bit!! OK?
Forum Virgin
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Apparently I'm 'attracted to older men' and 'need ironing'............. :shock:
Sex God
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Well we came out as............
"drug addict but willing to share."
"Lard arse, shaves her ears."
which are in many ways accurate , but had been transposed .
"drug addict but willing to share."
"Lard arse, shaves her ears."
which are in many ways accurate , but had been transposed .
Sex God
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Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water
Almost true, but don't drink often! Never wear undies and I do own five cats
Now who fancies a glass of bath water? :lol: :lol:
Tracy-Jayne
Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water
Almost true, but don't drink often! Never wear undies and I do own five cats
Now who fancies a glass of bath water? :lol: :lol:
Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
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What perfect timing for this post! All those months of hard work in the chat room establishing a rep, what with munch's coming up and stuff, and all I have to do now is direct everyone here!
I've been telling people that for bloody weeks FFS!
and one little dig from bi-paula......well.........we'll see......
HeHeHe!!!!
oh and apparently staceys like arseless speedos!!??D'ya think he should be warned?????
Neil = Sweet and will do anything for you - great in bed!!!!
I've been telling people that for bloody weeks FFS!
and one little dig from bi-paula......well.........we'll see......
Paula = Transvestite merchant banker from Basildon!
HeHeHe!!!!
oh and apparently staceys like arseless speedos!!??D'ya think he should be warned?????
Warming the Bed
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Hung like a Donkey,plenty of Stamina.Great seems very true for the name Matt,only problem is it dosent really say that!!!!! :cry:
Sex God
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Well my real name isnt there awwwwwww 
But if yoga means getting my ankles past my ears then its spot on 
Vicky
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But if yoga means getting my ankles past my ears then its spot on
Vicky
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Sexpert
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Quote by steveg_nw
Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
:? :( WTF is that supposed to mean? :?
Steve
thats me too......tried looking in the mirror this morning side on and I didnt laugh!!
Orgasminator
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According to the link, my real name means "can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use it too."
Sexlightened
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well they don't have my spelling there but the one they do have go's like....Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him...yeh right!!!....well i like it anyways 
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says DEAN...full of himself and thinks with his dick !! Might be sort of true but not very nice now is it !!!
Casanova
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Mine says,
Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole. :shock:
Ca't find anything for Mr novice.
Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole. :shock:
Ca't find anything for Mr novice.
Casanova
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Mine is -
Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
ops: :oops:
Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear. Loves kittens.
ops: :oops:
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WOOHOOOO :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote without edit . . . . "sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed. "
Should I crow - or tell the truth?
CA, where are you when I need you? (Joking Babe. I hope you havin fun)
Quote without edit . . . . "sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed. "
Should I crow - or tell the truth?
CA, where are you when I need you? (Joking Babe. I hope you havin fun)
Sex God
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Nearest name - Maria - "Bangs like a barn door"
That'll be me, then
That'll be me, then
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Quote by Marya
Nearest name - Maria - "Bangs like a barn door"
That'll be me, then
That's me fLucked then
My gunnery instructor always said I'd never hit a barn door in a million years :cry:
Sex God
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Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
Um um um .. there's at least three people on this board can prove me wrong if I deny everything ;)
Um um um .. there's at least three people on this board can prove me wrong if I deny everything ;)
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Quote by Calista
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
:laughabove:
:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: How you doing Sweetie?
Sex God
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Quote by dambuster
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
:laughabove:
:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :rotflmao: How you doing Sweetie?
hanging on in there and doing ok ... :kiss: missing out on tonights fun though :cry: but really looking forward to the Notts munch
Orgasminator
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Quote by Calista
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
Well that is more entertaining than mine... wanna swap?
Wendy - Possibly a man. :wanker:
With the size of my chest... I don't think so!
hwoar:
Sexlightened
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Bugger!!!! which should I choose.. (yeah, I know which one to get rid of!!)Jamie - scum of the earth. 
James - built like a horse. :giggle:
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. :cheers:
James - built like a horse. :giggle:
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well. :cheers:
Sex God
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Well my name isn't on that list but I happen to know that it is a viking name and it means "warrior of the sea".
LC
LC
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Quote by dambuster
WOOHOOOO :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote without edit . . . . "sweet and will do anything in this world for you, . . . . "
Should I crow - or tell the truth?
CA, where are you when I need you? (Joking Babe. I hope you havin fun)
Sorry. Ego got the better of me. Edittedd out the unimportant stuff tho'
Sex God
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huge tits, shags like a rabbit
Warming the Bed
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hmmmmm apparantly I'm a cute gay guy that likes to sing welsh songs :confused:
Oh well, nothing else for it I guess so I'm off to learn the words to 'Men of Harlech'
Oh well, nothing else for it I guess so I'm off to learn the words to 'Men of Harlech'
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Quote by kazswallows
huge tits, shags like a rabbit
<<<<< Asks a Mod for a name change to "like a rabbit"
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Well the spelling of mine is wrong but....
"Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies. "
It couldve been worse
"Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian tendencies. "
It couldve been worse
Warming the Bed
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Ours works out to be:
militant psychopath with homosexual tendancies :shock:
Likes cut off Jeans and arseless Speedo's. :haha:
militant psychopath with homosexual tendancies :shock:
Likes cut off Jeans and arseless Speedo's. :haha:
