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Sorry peeps!........but i am total intrigued in what Mark looks like in real life!......................... what do you think he looks like?..................surely his adviter do not do him justest!
he looks!................most prob old!......... gray hair .............nerves rack!..........................and total gone insane!.....with us lot! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
So what do you think he looks like in real life????????
Hmmm, hang on Debs, I think I have one somewhere.................
no, that`s not it.
hang on nearly there.....................
are you ready?
Wait for it...................................
Here he is!

Venusxxx biggrin
Have just wet myself.
fLuckin hell Mark, I think I married your twin sister :shock:
rotflmao
Venus you are a tonic
you mad woman
Venus!
I am in tears here with laughter! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao .................................boy that is brill!.....................needed it babes thanks kiss
Must go a change me knickers redface redface redface redface
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Ok, by the reaction in here I`m beginning to think that Mark doesn`t actually look like that :uhoh: :shock:
MARK! A WORD PLEASE!!!! evil
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Ok, by the reaction in here I`m beginning to think that Mark doesn`t actually look like that :uhoh: :shock:
MARK! A WORD PLEASE!!!! evil
Venusxxx

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao I hope he don't :shock: ..............i have somthing in my mind that he looks like!...................Jamie oliver!..........but shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell him ...........he might get a big head! :P
In fact............ i thought he may be him! hump hump hump hump rolleyes
As long as Sarge looks like Phil Silvers I`ll be ok. I can just about cope with anything else! :uhoh:
Venusxxx
youve seen what i look like debbie......... wink
Quote by VenusnMars
As long as Sarge looks like Phil Silvers I`ll be ok. I can just about cope with anything else!
Venusxxx

rotflmao rotflmao :shock: .oooooooooooooooooo Venus i can asure you he do! lol lol
Sorry Sarge!...................I do no what you look ...........and yet to cam you! wink wink
WHEN ARE YOU GETTING THAT CAM!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
i reckon he is in his 30s and quite young and trendy looking.
Quote by well_busty_babe
i reckon he is in his 30s and quite young and trendy looking.

Roughly translated as `born in the thirties and is mutton dressed as lamb!`
Venusxxx
lol.. u talking about mark or sarge now???
i have met sarge so am not guessing with him.. i was guessing what mark looks like lol
Well I'll be really dissapointed if Mark dosen't look like John Nance the actor in Eraserhead!
Quote by redstilletto
youve seen what i look like debbie......... wink

Yes red!.....errrr cough cough!...........................havent i seen that pic that venus sent in of Mark before! rotflmao rotflmao :shock:
And when are we going to see each other agan? wink wink
Quote by Lovecommando
Well I'll be really dissapointed if Mark dosen't look like John Nance the actor in Eraserhead!

Phwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........you look Fantastic!. :inlove: .............................But have you got 3 eyes! rolleyes rolleyes lol
I don't no what John Nance looks like sad ......spend to much time on here to watch TV :twisted:
Quote by well_busty_babe
i reckon he is in his S and quite young and trendy looking.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaa.........i think he must of started that way!..........................but now total gone mad!.....and has chair sores!,,,,,,,,wares glasses!........alcoholic......................and receding hair! lol rolleyes
smile
Quote by debbiewebs
Well I'll be really dissapointed if Mark dosen't look like John Nance the actor in Eraserhead!

Phwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.........you look Fantastic!. :inlove: .............................But have you got 3 eyes! rolleyes rolleyes lol:
Yes!
I don't no what John Nance looks like sad ......spend to much time on here to watch TV :twisted

He looks like Mark in his avatar wink
Quote by debbiewebs
i reckon he is in his S and quite young and trendy looking.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaa.........i think he must of started that way!..........................but now total gone mad!.....and has chair sores!,,,,,,,,wares glasses!........alcoholic......................and receding hair! lol rolleyes
Are you sure you haven't met me Debbiewebs?
Quote by corriefem
Well I look very like my foot biggrin gorgeous by all accounts but as i suffer from PMT most of the time cant seem to EVER find a man who thinks that is attractive, But the one week of the month.................................so if you are looking for a realtionship one week a month cool cool

Ooweeeeeee must say i have lovely feet too!........just wished i could get down to suck tham! rotflmao rotflmao rolleyes
I wonder what marks feet look like! surprised
Quote by Lovecommando
i reckon he is in his S and quite young and trendy looking.

Naaaaaaaaaaaaa.........i think he must of started that way!..........................but now total gone mad!.....and has chair sores!,,,,,,,,wares glasses!........alcoholic......................and receding hair! lol rolleyes
Are you sure you haven't met me Debbiewebs?
blink errrrrrrrrrrrrrr cough cough!.wasn't you i bumped into in town was it?...... and picked up your walking stick! :shock:
Ok, lets put an end to this shall we?
Mark apologised for misleading me with his last picture and sent me the REAL one. I think the mods will verify this one.

So there you have it!
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
Ok, lets put an end to this shall we?
Mark apologised for misleading me with his last picture and sent me the REAL one. I think the mods will verify this one.

So there you have it!
Venusxxx

Well thats dont it!........................total in love now:inlove: :shock:
Have just had my attention pointed to this thread - thanks Venus!
Yes, that is Mark, I can confirm it. Now, imagine being snogged by HIM... it's enough to make your toes curl, your innards shrink and your heart beat in fear. Now you know why he's called Great Black Dalek!
lol lol lol lol
LoL>....if he looks like that then I'm totally in awe and lust...... wink
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Have just had my attention pointed to this thread - thanks Venus!
Yes, that is Mark, I can confirm it. Now, imagine being snogged by HIM... it's enough to make your toes curl, your innards shrink and your heart beat in fear. Now you know why he's called Great Black Dalek!
lol lol lol lol

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Are you Helen under cover? :shock:
No, I'm not Helen though I have met her and she's lovely. Mark isn't THAT lovely rolleyes but he's really nice.
I was talking to him the other day and told him he reminded me of the detective in 55 Degrees North - well, a white version of him anyway. Just stick the bottom half of the Dalek on and you have the whole picture.
lol lol
I thought you were talking about me then and I was thinking that I'd never met Jags......and then I realised that Mark is with Helen.....and not me....LoL