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Quote by redpantherman
I'm a strawberry too...
I demand a personality transplant. confused

What's wrong with being a strawberry?! :?
I like being a strawberry... it's not very manly mind... but I'm sure with that tool belt you can disguise it! :rascal:
Banana - Hmm wanted to be a little more exotic. Sigh
looks like most of us are going bananas rotflmao
Quote by Witchy
I'm a strawberry too...
I demand a personality transplant. confused

Sweetheart, they can only transplant something you already have. You'd be better off with a graft.
:therethere:
:borg: I weeel keeel you!
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'm a strawberry too...
I demand a personality transplant. confused

What's wrong with being a strawberry?! :?
I like being a strawberry... it's not very manly mind... but I'm sure with that tool belt you can disguise it! :rascal:
69position I weeel muff you!
Quote by redpantherman
I'm a strawberry too...
I demand a personality transplant. confused

I thought you'd have been a banana.........I do this fab thing with bananas :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm a strawberry too...
I demand a personality transplant. confused

I thought you'd have been a banana.........I do this fab thing with bananas :twisted:
I'll grab me coat n twat nav! :inlove:
Im a calquat.
Small, thin skinned but beautifully formed.
The test says Im a banannanana a word that it is difficult to stop spelling.
hmmm im a strawberry, which means champagne is supposed to bring out my flavour and vice versa..... ;)
Quote by benrums0n
Im a calquat.
Small, thin skinned but beautifully formed.

Shouldn't that be kumquat? :twisted:
Yes Fluff my missus pointed out that I had used the name of a fictitious fruit from an Online game.
This brain of mine is definitely dying off.
I am a
Strawberry

caring and romantic
loyal to my friends
friend can trust me
I am well loved

and when pinched or bruised go a funny pink colour and turn to mush. How true?

That is sooooo not true. I'm fluffier than the Easter Bunny I am. I demand a recount!
*stamps foot, glowers*
Who comes up with these stupid bloody quizzes anyways? evil
Neil x x x ;)
Quote by Lucyandmike7
I'm a strawberry.
Damn, I wanted to be a big juicy pear like poshkate!
Apparently ...
Knowledge is knowing that a tomatoe is a fruit,
and wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad!
All the best people are strawberries.
Knowledge is know that Toma is;
'Toma Ikuta born October 7, 1984 in Hokkaidō and is a Japanese artis'
there fore Tomatoe must be one of Toma's toes.
A tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to point this out.
Quote by neilinleeds

That is sooooo not true. I'm fluffier than the Easter Bunny I am. I demand a recount!
*stamps foot, glowers*
Who comes up with these stupid bloody quizzes anyways? evil
Neil x x x ;)

Sounds more like sour grapes :giggle:
Oi! I can go off people you know Sassy! evil
*humph*
Maybe there's summat to be said for the test after all, and it's the first sign that I'm gonna getting bitter in me old age? :shock: dunno
Neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
Oi! I can go off people you know Sassy! evil
*humph*
Maybe there's summat to be said for the test after all, and it's the first sign that I'm gonna getting bitter in me old age? :shock: dunno
Neil x x x ;)

Hasn't that started already? :giggle:
bolt
And you can piss off an' all. mad What is this, national pick on Nellie day or summat? I'm going to treat your comment with the contempt it deserves DG, and refuse to dignify it with a reply.
*holds nose aloft in a somewhat snooty and superior way*
Anyways, I've still got 6 whole weeks to the Big Four-Oh I'll have you know, so there! Already made my plans for it. I'm gonna take the day off work, and hide under the duvet all day with a bottle of scotch feeling sorry for meself. lol ;)
Neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
And you can piss off an' all. mad What is this, national pick on Nellie day or summat? I'm going to treat your comment with the contempt it deserves DG, and refuse to dignify it with a reply.
*holds nose aloft in a somewhat snooty and superior way*
Anyways, I've still got 6 whole weeks to the Big Four-Oh I'll have you know, so there! Already made my plans for it. I'm gonna take the day off work, and hide under the duvet all day with a bottle of scotch feeling sorry for meself. lol ;)
Neil x x x ;)

You're just so pickable! :rascal:
You know I'm going to be ONLY 36 the day before you turn 40 don't you?! :giggle:
bolt
Quote by neilinleeds
And you can piss off an' all. mad What is this, national pick on Nellie day or summat? I'm going to treat your comment with the contempt it deserves DG, and refuse to dignify it with a reply.
*holds nose aloft in a somewhat snooty and superior way*
Anyways, I've still got 6 whole weeks to the Big Four-Oh I'll have you know, so there! Already made my plans for it. I'm gonna take the day off work, and hide under the duvet all day with a bottle of scotch feeling sorry for meself. lol ;)
Neil x x x ;)

Almost 40?? :shock:
That's you fkd then :giggle:
*sticks fingers in ears*
La la la, not listening, not listening . . . .
Sassy, I can just about forgive you for this, cos you've never seen me in the flesh, but I left a perfect opportunity there for DG to go 'But Nellie, 40? :shock: But you don't look a day over 24!' I wouldn't have believed her, but I'd have appreciated the patronising token gesture. lol
Anyways, stop hijacking this bloody thread you lot. I'm sure Cherrytree never intended that it should be all about me yer know. rolleyes :lol:
Neil x x x ;)
Quote by neilinleeds
Oi! I can go off people you know Sassy! evil
*humph*
Maybe there's summat to be said for the test after all, and it's the first sign that I'm gonna getting bitter in me old age? :shock: dunno
Neil x x x ;)

I'll be nice- you could look on the bright side & acknowledge that you have a multitude of uses...and you've made many ladies lustful over the years when consumed in conjunction with tequila cool
Quote by neilinleeds
*sticks fingers in ears*
La la la, not listening, not listening . . . .
Sassy, I can just about forgive you for this, cos you've never seen me in the flesh, but I left a perfect opportunity there for DG to go 'But Nellie, 40? :shock: But you don't look a day over 24!' I wouldn't have believed her, but I'd have appreciated the patronising token gesture. lol
Anyways, stop hijacking this bloody thread you lot. I'm sure Cherrytree never intended that it should be all about me yer know. rolleyes :lol:
Neil x x x ;)

To be fair... you have the ass of a 25 year old and it's only cause Gem told me that you're almost 40 that I know. I would have thought you weren't a day over 30 had she not mentioned it! kiss
Better? :mrgreen:
And actually... that is all absolutely true!
EDIT: Ya big lemon! :giggle: See... there, back on topic! bolt
As a dyslexic I find banananana hard to spell. Always thought of myself as a Pineapple before. Sweet but spikey, and can be used in so many dishs, or on its own.
Craig "Tscott"
Quote by Cherrytree
I'm a banana, my natural enemy is a lemon lol

Me too.
I love it when my skin is peeled back.
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Quote by westerross
I love it when my skin is peeled back.
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:shock: lol
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I am a

Strawberry

caring and romantic
loyal to my friends
friend can trust me
I am well loved
and when pinched or bruised go a funny pink colour and turn to mush. How true?

Me too :bounce:
Sstrawberry here :giggle:.