What goes on inside a woman's mind?

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
He wanted to know 'women's wants and fantasies'.
I want chocolate and sex NOW (not necessarily in that order) and I fantasise about lots of things but they usually involve sex. Or chocolate.

What about chocolate and sex at the same time .... just a thought :twisted:
Someone put the thought of chocolate icing in my head yesterday :twisted:
Oooooo what about that chocolate icing that turns hard when you pour it on ice cream .... hmmmm .... mind going to faraway places now.

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Abilene
He wanted to know 'women's wants and fantasies'.
I want chocolate and sex NOW (not necessarily in that order) and I fantasise about lots of things but they usually involve sex. Or chocolate.

What about chocolate and sex at the same time .... just a thought :twisted:
Wouldn't that melt the chocolate ?
In a similar way to how the soap wears ?

2 Aug 2006

Quote by dambuster
He wanted to know 'women's wants and fantasies'.
I want chocolate and sex NOW (not necessarily in that order) and I fantasise about lots of things but they usually involve sex. Or chocolate.

What about chocolate and sex at the same time .... just a thought :twisted:
Wouldn't that melt the chocolate ?
Thats the idea :twisted:

2 Aug 2006

DB, of course it melts the chocolate - that's the good bit :twisted:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by de_sade

You cretin, blah-blah-blah. You seem to do a pretty good line in pretending, blah-blah-blah. Your personal views on women, blah-blah-blah. You patronising idiot! Blah-blah-blah. Your short man syndrome. , blah-blah-blah. De_Sad, blah-blah-blah...

Kiss Me 4 de_sade :love:

2 Aug 2006

Surely for some it would be one and the same.
If this were a true cross section of the sisterhood's thoughts then we shouldallbe very worried indeed.
quote="keeno"]

Thanks for the concern - no problems at all on the home front.
I have in the past shared my fantasies re: foot fetish and got the boot! I wonder sometimes why they call this a Forum - all they seem to do is whinge and snipe.
Hence the request to hear from others - as you suggest I'll find more fertile ground elsewhere - we're on page five and not even a glimmer of a feminine fantasy - they're all too busy with dom. chores or actually at it I assume!

Do you want to borrow my shovel .... the one I buried the body with ?
Correct me if I am wrong but arent there free chatrooms on if you want to randomly hear about a womans fantasies. Might be a little easier for you. No sarcasm intended just a nice suggestion from a gal who has fantasies about burying the body wink

Wasn't the thread here called @what goes on inside a woman's mind' not 'hey girls share your pervy thoughts'? Seems to me we've had a fair cross section on what's going on there and indeed what they think. lol

:lol: :lol:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by de_sade
I think it is time for your medication Kiss_me. What is it this week? Aspergers again? Tourets? Or just being an ignorant offensive nobody who can deal it on-line but can't cut it in reality?
Bless you De_Sad, I would have to say that that's below the belt even for you Are you suggesting that I don't have Aspergers? :shock:
The thing I do find funny is that you are obviously annoyed and this is eating away at you but I'm simply finding your need to be a bully amusing and somewhat pathetic.
I think your offensive personal remarks towards me - even though we have never personally met, you assume to know me so well
Pot, kettle black again De_Sad! You are the master at that. :sleeping:
- break the site AUP. However, I wouldn't want any action to be taken against you (nor will it, though had the boot been on the other foot I'm sure it would ...)
I haven't so much as discussed you vile behaviour with a Mod! You would have to offend me first De_Sad. :wink:
because despite the fact you think that having a pair of breasts and blond hair will allow you to ingratiate yourself with most here in SH you are very much mistaken. Soon everyone will start to see through you (indeed some already have begun)
Damn! You mean that's not true? Does it hurt when that happens, you probably know? I'm guessing you assume because nobody stands up to you in public you are therefore correct and liked. Being feared is not the same as being liked. People won't see through me because I am who I am, nothing more nothing less. I can say hand on my heart that I have not told 1 fib on here or even embelished the truth. :smug:
and realise just exactly WHAT you are. Like before, remember? :wink:
Errrr was I supposed to understand that comment? I think I may know what you are reffering to but I don;t think even you would stoop that low would you De_Sad?
You can name-call as much as you want sweet-pea, I don't have a problem with that.
I think you do - hence your reply! All this because I didn't use a capital P ffs. The cheek of me! :rotflmao:
See, even though I might be short I am at least BIGGER than you
If you are reffering to Egos Im guessing you are right there! :roll: If you are talking about decency then you are incorrect, it is you that had a go at me first De_Sad
However if you continue with your personal attacks on me outside of this forum and I get to find out again you will be dealing with my solicitors not the mods.
You paranoid or something De_Sad? Another vieled threat from a 'man' that tries to bully people into submission - yet again talking more rubbish. As for personally attacking you 'outside the forum' get a grip. :rotflmao:
De_sad? No, not sad at all. Perhaps you should hold a mirror up to yourself Kiss_me? Sad, lonely, despised, prejudiced fantasist are just some of the words other people here have used to describe you to me. :lol:
:rotflmao: Yeah right De_Sad.... you live in your dream world. Prove it! I bet you can't! :lol: However I do have some choice PMs I can forward you if you care to read them!
BTW, your generalisations about size must be borne out of the same set of prejudices as the previous one about class. I think you had a very interesting childhood. :wink:
Well I'm sure everyone thinks that I must dislike certain classes of people all because I used the word pleb. :roll: And my reference to size was purely due to your lack of stature and how it explains alot. :lol:
I know what I am.
I am comfortable being what I am.
Seems to me there is only one person in this particular spat who isn't.
Kiss me.
Why's that? Because I dare to disagree with the mighty De_Sad? Disagreeing with you doesn't mean I have a problem with me - just that I have a problem with you. I'm guessing you don't like it? :roll:
De_sade

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Somebody
Some stuff

then

Quote by Somebody else
Summat else

then
well, you get the picture.

Quote by and eventually, Dawn_Mids
One more personal comment will result in this thread being locked
Take it private if you have to bicker please :thumbup:

Might it be an idea to just simply draw a couple of lines under some stuff, then for some people to ignore some people ?

2 Aug 2006

I tried DB but 'you know who' couldn't seem to leave me alone. rolleyes

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Kiss_Me
I tried DB but 'you know who' couldn't seem to leave me alone.

How about trying again, from .......................................................................................
now.
That guy Tramper has a good image in his signature that applies to all.

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Abilene
I not only turn the stereo down to figure out where I'm going but I also nod at the speaker of a drive through place !!!!

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup: worship

- Priceless

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
I not only turn the stereo down to figure out where I'm going but I also nod at the speaker of a drive through place !!!!

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup: worship

- Priceless
Now If this is a strange habit of mine but whilst on the phone I have to walk round normally in circles dunno

2 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
I not only turn the stereo down to figure out where I'm going but I also nod at the speaker of a drive through place !!!!

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup: worship

- Priceless
Now If this is a strange habit of mine but whilst on the phone I have to walk round normally in circles dunno

I can't talk on the phone in front of people :dunno:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by H-x
Right thats enough now ladies.....back to your kitchens!

yes sa *curtsy*
milk and sugar?
Oh bugga, broke a nail
H.x :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :thumbup:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by goose35
I not only turn the stereo down to figure out where I'm going but I also nod at the speaker of a drive through place !!!!

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup: worship

- Priceless
Now If this is a strange habit of mine but whilst on the phone I have to walk round normally in circles dunno

I can't talk on the phone in front of people :dunno:
Ok .. how about this ... the other day I was getting money out of an ATM and I actually said my answers out loud to the "do you want a receipt" questions etc ........ rolleyes

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Abilene
I not only turn the stereo down to figure out where I'm going but I also nod at the speaker of a drive through place !!!!

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup: worship

- Priceless
Now If this is a strange habit of mine but whilst on the phone I have to walk round normally in circles dunno

I can't talk on the phone in front of people :dunno:
Ok .. how about this ... the other day I was getting money out of an ATM and I actually said my answers out loud to the "do you want a receipt" questions etc ........ rolleyes

Hmmm, starting to worry me a little now :bounce: loon

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
I not only turn the stereo down to figure out where I'm going but I also nod at the speaker of a drive through place !!!!

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup: worship

- Priceless
Now If this is a strange habit of mine but whilst on the phone I have to walk round normally in circles dunno

I can't talk on the phone in front of people :dunno:
Ok .. how about this ... the other day I was getting money out of an ATM and I actually said my answers out loud to the "do you want a receipt" questions etc ........ rolleyes

Hmmm, starting to worry me a little now :bounce: loon

Oh hush ... I was sooooo embarrassed when the kids ( now I feel old ) in line behind burst out laughing ... course I burst out laughing too :doh:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Abilene
I not only turn the stereo down to figure out where I'm going but I also nod at the speaker of a drive through place !!!!

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :thumbup: worship

- Priceless
Now If this is a strange habit of mine but whilst on the phone I have to walk round normally in circles dunno

I can't talk on the phone in front of people :dunno:
Ok .. how about this ... the other day I was getting money out of an ATM and I actually said my answers out loud to the "do you want a receipt" questions etc ........ rolleyes

Hmmm, starting to worry me a little now :bounce: loon

Oh hush ... I was sooooo embarrassed when the kids ( now I feel old ) in line behind burst out laughing ... course I burst out laughing too :doh:
Well, depsite the obvious embarrassment caused by been found out talking to a cash machine blink

it was more the part about you, the shovel, your dead husband and a 6ft hole that made me worried :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :scared: :grin: :grin: :thumbup:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
it was more the part about you, the shovel, your dead husband and a 6ft hole that made me worried :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :scared: :grin: :grin: :thumbup:

And so it comes to light why I really had to leave the States and move to Jolly Ole England :shock:

2 Aug 2006

:doh: Gotta love Americans lol

2 Aug 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
:doh: Gotta love Americans

Well, you don't gotta but it sure makes it fun when ya do :lol:

2 Aug 2006

Quote by dambuster
Some stuff

then

Quote by Somebody else
Summat else

then
well, you get the picture.

Quote by and eventually, Dawn_Mids
One more personal comment will result in this thread being locked
Take it private if you have to bicker please :thumbup:

Might it be an idea to just simply draw a couple of lines under some stuff, then for some people to ignore some people ?
I wasn't online this afternoon but I am now and I've had enough of this thread.
I said I would lock it, now I have. PM if you want to object :roll: