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What if Condoms had Corporate Sponsors!

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Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.
Nature Valley: The Candy Bar Nature Intended
Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER.
Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement
Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
VW Condoms: Drivers wanted
BASF Condoms: We don't make the condom, we make the condom moister.
GE Condoms: We bring good things to life.
Can you think of any others to add to the list ??
Lucy biggrin
Gillette condoms: the best a man can get
Andrex ~ Soft, Strong and very, very long
POLO condom .. The Condom with the hole in it!
IRISH condom ... The wife.
.xX Joanne Xx.
( I'm irish before anyone says owt! lol )
What about the vile McDonalds latest slogan:
I'm lovin it
Some band have had condoms,I think there were U2 condoms at their shows - but did people get THAT carried away when Bono sang "I can't come with or without you!" rotflmao
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Some band have had condoms,I think there were U2 condoms at their shows - but did people get THAT carried away when Bono sang "I can't come with or without you!" rotflmao

I think it was 'I cant breathe, with or with out you.'
Obviously someone didnt explain to Bono which head the prophylactic went over.
The rolo condom..... would you give her your last one ????
mars condom:- helps you work, rest and play
Bounty Condom a taste of paradise.
mmmmmmmmmmmm chocolate ...
.xX Joanne Xx.
Burger King.........Whopper :shock: :shock: :shock:
Gooners33 condoms - enter the dragon!
Mike.
Here's a real one from Lotus when their F1 team was sponsored by Durex:
"The small family car."
lol
Lil' Squirt...-that might be apropriate... rolleyes
Ronseal...................it does exactly what it says on the tin!
rolleyes
Tesco condoms - every little helps!
Audi
Vorsprung Dick Technik
fcuk condoms
(fnucky protection)
Jaguar
The Art Of Performance
Tesco condoms - every little helps!

lol :lol:
Bit of an oldie for ya:
Any time Any place Anywhere, Martini Condoms!!!
And all because the lady loves..... Dairy Milk condoms!!!
Peugot Condoms
For the ride of your life.
bizarre! used schoolgirls pants in a vending machine?!?!??!!?
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Peugot Condoms
For the ride of your life.

Thank you Ice Pie! I was trying to think whose strap line that was for ages!!! redface