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She hates everything else too, though. Right dozy, irritating little cow she is too.
Perhaps she is a late developer - except for her periods that is!!
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She hates everything else too, though. Right dozy, irritating little cow she is too.
Perhaps she is a late developer - except for her periods that is!!
She's just annoying, none of the other kids likes her either. She smells. And she just kind of sits there looking at you when you ask her to do something. Confuses the hell out of her when you give her a double instruction like 'get your book and a handwriting pen'
:roll: By the way, she isn't special needs or anything.
Trying to cancel a direct debit to BT... transfered to "Billing"... then to "Cancellations" then back again... all the time not being able to understand a word being said, as the call centre is overseas, and the line has more crackles then a bowl of Rice Krispies...
And i never got to cancell it...
I was told at one point by one of the operators that it would be "Illegal to cancell a direct debit"... What the hell???
And i never got to cancell it...
I was told at one point by one of the operators that it would be "Illegal to cancell a direct debit"... What the hell???
Quote by Sgt Bilko
People that dont pick up their dog poo!......so that my kids step in it on their way to school
Just thought I would get that off my chest!!!!!!
Mrs_Cov
I always feel better when I've got the dog poo off my chest!!! :shock: :shock:
:? 
:lol:I HATE LOATHE AND DESPISE dog shit ever since I was a strimmer / litter picker for Sodexho Land Tech over in Hayes ( Middx ) and hitting dog shit was a minimum weekly experience - usually just a few flecks over my trouser legs mebbe a bit on my bare arms - but this one time a big lump ( 1 1/2cm square- ish ) flicked right up and landed right under my left nosril in my 'tache - I nearly spewed - thank God there was a chemist 15 yards away ( packet of Germolene wipes, throw a load of shrapnel on counter as I rip one out ) I could still smell it over an hour later no matter how many wipes I used urrrggghh!!!!
Quote by VenusnMars
People that dont pick up their dog poo!......so that my kids step in it on their way to school
Just thought I would get that off my chest!!!!!!
Mrs_Cov
I always feel better when I've got the dog poo off my chest!!! :shock: :shock:
:? :lol:I was thinking it Sarge, but it took you to post it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Venusxxx
You can depend on me for the shit jokes!! :? :? :? :lol:
Sex God
i really hate people that tell lies , :x :x :x :x :x .H`red.
:x :x :x :x :x .H`red. Sex God
Heck, this is a popular topic ... to add my gripes ...
People who can't park straight in parking bays
Dog shit wherever there's a blade of grass ... in parks especially, what's the point of a park when it's covered in shit? Dog owners who let their dogs shit outside someone elses house or on someone's lawn! :x
People who piss on toilet seats ... especially the fecker at work who also can't shit straight! :x
The deaf fecker with the iPod / walkman who ALWAYS sits right next to me on the tube AND who also just happens to be going right to the end of the tube line. :x
'Dignity at work' and political correctness policies ... ESPECIALLY at work ... the assertion that even if you make a joke or voice an opinion outside work but as part of an after work piss-up ... any fecker who gets upset about it can report you to HR and put you job at risk! :x
People who use credit cards to pay for a pint of milk! :x
:shock: :shock: :shock: ... Whoa! Slow down, calm down, calm down ... think happy thoughts ...
:D :D
People who can't park straight in parking bays
Dog shit wherever there's a blade of grass ... in parks especially, what's the point of a park when it's covered in shit? Dog owners who let their dogs shit outside someone elses house or on someone's lawn! :x
People who piss on toilet seats ... especially the fecker at work who also can't shit straight! :x
The deaf fecker with the iPod / walkman who ALWAYS sits right next to me on the tube AND who also just happens to be going right to the end of the tube line. :x
'Dignity at work' and political correctness policies ... ESPECIALLY at work ... the assertion that even if you make a joke or voice an opinion outside work but as part of an after work piss-up ... any fecker who gets upset about it can report you to HR and put you job at risk! :x
People who use credit cards to pay for a pint of milk! :x
:shock: :shock: :shock: ... Whoa! Slow down, calm down, calm down ... think happy thoughts ...
:D :D People who tread all over others to raise their popularity stakes.
Troglodytes who can`t tell the difference between earning fear through intimidation, or respect, and then teach their kids to be the same.
Parents who up the ante every Christmas, so that their kids can look cool when they go back to school, and who also do the same with pocket money, clothes, or simply because their kids `don`t have one yet` but some other kids raising unappreciative materialistic kids who don`t know the value of real life. There is a new ante to live up to every year :x :x
The world is going down the shitpan.
Jesus H Christ. I really need to stay out of this thread :shock:
Venusxxx
Troglodytes who can`t tell the difference between earning fear through intimidation, or respect, and then teach their kids to be the same.
Parents who up the ante every Christmas, so that their kids can look cool when they go back to school, and who also do the same with pocket money, clothes, or simply because their kids `don`t have one yet` but some other kids raising unappreciative materialistic kids who don`t know the value of real life. There is a new ante to live up to every year
:x :x The world is going down the shitpan.
Jesus H Christ. I really need to stay out of this thread :shock:
Venusxxx
Sex God
People who list things that irritate them. :twisted:
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People who list things that irritate them. :twisted:
Yeah! Bunch of whinging feckers!
(Please note the use of the emoticon in the above comment. We sincerely hope that this adequately conveys the light hearted nature intended in this message and avoids any confusion as to its meaning as it is not our desire to cause offence. Thank you.) :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
People who would rather nearly knock over small children in the street than be bothered to walk around them :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
People who let their kids run riot and ruin it for everyone else :x
People who don't ever check their kids hair for nits and the rest of the class ends up getting them over and over again :x
People who are patronising,thinking that they are better than you because they have more money,but absolutely no respect :x
Jackass on MTV,fucking stupid mindless crap :x
Gossips :x
Thats to start with........
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x People who let their kids run riot and ruin it for everyone else :x
People who don't ever check their kids hair for nits and the rest of the class ends up getting them over and over again :x
People who are patronising,thinking that they are better than you because they have more money,but absolutely no respect :x
Jackass on MTV,fucking stupid mindless crap :x
Gossips :x
Thats to start with........
Sex God
Quote by Marya
Phlegm.
It really irritates me.
Yeah, and spitting.
"Press 1 for Accounts, Press 2 for Customer Service, Press 3 for 20 minutes of Greensleeves, Press 4 to speak to the caretaker who's a bit lonely, etc etc!"
Running out of coffee.
Finding something broken/missing from the house and all the kids deny even being in the same country at the time.
Finding the empty milk carton/pop bottle has been put back in the fridge.
Coffin dodgers who nick the parking space you've been waiting for and when you make a comment they say the young have no manners and a bit of National Service would do them some good (I spent 12 years in the RAF so this REALLY pisses me off!).
Going to the doctor with constant headaches, depression and insomnia only to be told by the fat bastard behind the desk who still honks of whisky and cigarette smoke that you need to improve your diet, give up fags and booze and get more exercise!
Chavs...... look it up on Google if you don't know what they are!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Mr C_C
Running out of coffee.
Finding something broken/missing from the house and all the kids deny even being in the same country at the time.
Finding the empty milk carton/pop bottle has been put back in the fridge.
Coffin dodgers who nick the parking space you've been waiting for and when you make a comment they say the young have no manners and a bit of National Service would do them some good (I spent 12 years in the RAF so this REALLY pisses me off!).
Going to the doctor with constant headaches, depression and insomnia only to be told by the fat bastard behind the desk who still honks of whisky and cigarette smoke that you need to improve your diet, give up fags and booze and get more exercise!
Chavs...... look it up on Google if you don't know what they are!
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x Mr C_C
Quote by VenusnMars
People who tread all over others to raise their popularity stakes.
Troglodytes who can`t tell the difference between earning fear through intimidation, or respect, and then teach their kids to be the same.
Parents who up the ante every Christmas, so that their kids can look cool when they go back to school, and who also do the same with pocket money, clothes, or simply because their kids `don`t have one yet` but some other kids raising unappreciative materialistic kids who don`t know the value of real life. There is a new ante to live up to every year
The world is going down the shitpan.
Jesus H Christ. I really need to stay out of this thread :shock:
Venusxxx
We could all cover most of the complaints in this thread with one word
CHAVS
They are responsible for most of the annoying things in the UK and I can't stand the feckers
Bureaucracy. Job interview on 8th Jan. Phonecall confirming I have the job on the 11th Jan. I`m still waiting to start, it`s the paper-shuffling which has taken so long, primarily one of my references. I`ve chased up the progress, been told to arrange a starting date, as most of the requirements have been received, only to find out that the person who I need to speak to is on leave for two weeks. I`ve asked to speak to the acting ward manager regardless, but was told a couple of days ago that the person on leave is who is dealing with this. I secured a job within a couple of weeks of signing on. If I`d known it was going to take this long I`d have been in a better position to secure a temping job. I don`t know from one week to the next if I`ll be working the next Monday. It`s going to be a tough enough job as it is, without finding myself well behind on the training compared to many of the other new employees.
Venusxxx
I`ve asked to speak to the acting ward manager regardless, but was told a couple of days ago that the person on leave is who is dealing with this. I secured a job within a couple of weeks of signing on. If I`d known it was going to take this long I`d have been in a better position to secure a temping job. I don`t know from one week to the next if I`ll be working the next Monday. It`s going to be a tough enough job as it is, without finding myself well behind on the training compared to many of the other new employees.Venusxxx
Mainly motoring ones which many of us encounter:
Middle-laners
Idiots who don't indiocate
Tailgaters
One-speed morons who do 40 in 30 zones and national speed limit zones
People who can't be arsed to say "thanks for letting me in"
People who can't read the road
Dickheads in chav cars who think we all want to listen to their shit music at 2 in the morning
Idiots in carparks who use my car as a doorstop
Then in general life:
People with no manners when you take the time to hold a door open etc.
People who give you a filthy look seemingly because you are happy
Litter louts
The wankers who dump fridges and other household appliances by the roadside in the countryside...
People with insolent or unruly kids. I love kids, but well behaved ones.
People who seem to think they know me better than I do - Ex GF is one of them
Narrow-minded people - as in "I'm right, you must be wrong or a dickhead"
Impatient or intolerant people - Those who want everything done yesterday.
The media - Biggest load of paranoia spreaders around
The idiot in the Safestyle UK windows ad. I just hate him
I'm not a total anthropophobic though, I do like almost anyone who's not in the above categories! Honest!
Rick!
Middle-laners
Idiots who don't indiocate
Tailgaters
One-speed morons who do 40 in 30 zones and national speed limit zones
People who can't be arsed to say "thanks for letting me in"
People who can't read the road
Dickheads in chav cars who think we all want to listen to their shit music at 2 in the morning
Idiots in carparks who use my car as a doorstop
Then in general life:
People with no manners when you take the time to hold a door open etc.
People who give you a filthy look seemingly because you are happy
Litter louts
The wankers who dump fridges and other household appliances by the roadside in the countryside...
People with insolent or unruly kids. I love kids, but well behaved ones.
People who seem to think they know me better than I do - Ex GF is one of them
Narrow-minded people - as in "I'm right, you must be wrong or a dickhead"
Impatient or intolerant people - Those who want everything done yesterday.
The media - Biggest load of paranoia spreaders around
The idiot in the Safestyle UK windows ad. I just hate him
I'm not a total anthropophobic though, I do like almost anyone who's not in the above categories! Honest!
Rick!
Seeing as Mr CC has had his rant thought I'd have mine lol.
The thing that recently irritated me was when I went out last week with my 18mth old daughter and didn't realise how bitter the wind was until we got out of the car. I went in to every shop selling childrens clothing to buy a hat for her and all they had was swimsuits and summer hats!!!!!
It is still March isn't it??? :shock:
Having thought about it, last summer (beginning of August) I went to get some vest tops and shorts as the weather was hot but alas woolly jumpers and coats were all that were on offer...
If there's anyone out there who can predict the weather 6mths in advance could you please tell me so I can kit out my wardrobe appropriately for the summer before jumpers are back in..
thanks!
Mrs CC
The thing that recently irritated me was when I went out last week with my 18mth old daughter and didn't realise how bitter the wind was until we got out of the car. I went in to every shop selling childrens clothing to buy a hat for her and all they had was swimsuits and summer hats!!!!!
It is still March isn't it??? :shock:
Having thought about it, last summer (beginning of August) I went to get some vest tops and shorts as the weather was hot but alas woolly jumpers and coats were all that were on offer...
If there's anyone out there who can predict the weather 6mths in advance could you please tell me so I can kit out my wardrobe appropriately for the summer before jumpers are back in..
thanks!Mrs CC
Quote by uhuru
I find if you wear heels and a mini skirt and show some cleavage you get more offers of help than you need.
Well thank you very much uhuru ............................ Not!!
Being on my own I'm lucky enough to have a fantastic dad who helps me out with 'man work'. I can never repay what he has done for me, not only in the helpful sense, but also in the supporting sense too.
Until now, or so I thought!! :x I have been led to believe that the above little nugget of information was going to make me the best helpful daughter in the world, told my father about it - he said I was great, thank you for the information and off he went to raid me mums wardrobe.
So yesterday he came round to take some of my junk to the tip. Unfortunately mum doesn't have any mini skirts, so he got her Bon Marche kilt and just rolled it up round the waist. Although the tight fitting little vest top showed the rolled up bulge, he didn't seem to care - in fact, with our family, he thinks that this look is the norm
She also doesn't have any high shoes, so he spent the best part of the morning making platforms by attaching tins of ham to mums best 'wedding' court shoe...
He then carefully crafted heels from stacks of nuts Uhu'd together and stuck on. A covering of bitumen, which, for some reason, dads always have to hand in case of an emergency - like a road needs a 3 inch square covering somewhere or something?
- and hey presto, a pair of high heels :shock:Anyway, he chucked the junk in the trailor and off he went.
Oh to say livid is just not strong enough, he's absolutely furious with me
blames me entirely for everything, not only has he sworn never to help me again, but also sworn never to leave the house again!!So my grumble is people who dish out these "useful bits of information" without thinking of the consequenses :x
Misschief - the oldest person ever put up for adoption :undecided:
Orgasminator
Phone calls : they are either people trying to sell you something or recorded messages saying you,ve won something....for nothing ...i think not :small-print: 
and then you get the phone calls that don,t answer when you pick up the receiver the phone goes dead especially when you,ve just sat down to eat a meal or you,ve just got comfy on the sofa or in the bath
and then you get the phone calls that don,t answer when you pick up the receiver the phone goes dead especially when you,ve just sat down to eat a meal or you,ve just got comfy on the sofa or in the bath Just when I'm having a good day the ex comes over to kick me in the balls
No, I don't have balls but I fucking know what it feels like to be kicked in them :x :x :x :x
Fuck this for a game of marbles!
Any good divorce lawyers out there?
Assassins?
No?
Well I'll just go bury the spade in the back of his head and call the ol' bill myself then!!!!!
:x
No, I don't have balls but I fucking know what it feels like to be kicked in them :x :x :x :x
Fuck this for a game of marbles!
Any good divorce lawyers out there?
Assassins?
No?
Well I'll just go bury the spade in the back of his head and call the ol' bill myself then!!!!!
:x
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: You're welcome Sweetie.
Btw. What irritates me ?
Forget the "last minute chancers" and middle lane hoggers and truck drivers that overtake then pull back in too soon, giving me a view of theirs back doors etc etc etc.
This week, it's lining up for a loading ramp or bay, opening the doors to find the box is full back to front, floor to roof with small boxes that have to be hand balled.
Twice this week. 5 hours at Peterbro' yesterday and 3 hours so far today at Leeds ! ! ! :x :x
Btw. What irritates me ?
Forget the "last minute chancers" and middle lane hoggers and truck drivers that overtake then pull back in too soon, giving me a view of theirs back doors etc etc etc.
This week, it's lining up for a loading ramp or bay, opening the doors to find the box is full back to front, floor to roof with small boxes that have to be hand balled.
Twice this week. 5 hours at Peterbro' yesterday and 3 hours so far today at Leeds ! ! !
:x :x 