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swallowing midges.
blue bottle flies trapped between net and window.
toilet rolls hung the wrong way round.
vacumn wrapping.
alternative comedy.
blue bottle flies trapped between net and window.
toilet rolls hung the wrong way round.
vacumn wrapping.
alternative comedy.
Sex God
Quote by davej
toilet rolls hung the wrong way round.
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Ahhh ya fuss pot !! :lol2:
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I detest queues, Marmite, asparagus, people who think its hilarious to run their nails down a blackboard, my belly button, SPIDERS, seafood, commercials, tequila (it's a LONG story), Scotch (it's an even LONGER story), hard butter for your bread, folk who take things FAR to seriously, boy bands, rain when you have to walk to the pub (on the way home is OK though), Bottom and Monty Python (OK, I just don't get it!), mates who borrow my CD's and don't give them back, being called American, news sensationalism, the lack of faith in humanity, dishonesty, losing my keys and being the last one to 'get the joke.'
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Quote by davej
toilet rolls hung the wrong way round.
I would ask which way round you regard as the "wrong" way Dave, but I'd probably get told to "get out more" for the second time today. I spent a lot of time at one workplace many years ago having constant arguments with a colleague about which way round toilet rolls should be hung, and we were constantly turning the toilet rolls in the staff toilet back the "right" way after each other in the staff toilets.
Mike.
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Quote by MikeNorth
toilet rolls hung the wrong way round.
I would ask which way round you regard as the "wrong" way Dave, but I'd probably get told to "get out more" for the second time today. I spent a lot of time at one workplace many years ago having constant arguments with a colleague about which way round toilet rolls should be hung, and we were constantly turning the toilet rolls in the staff toilet back the "right" way after each other in the staff toilets.
Mike.
There is only one way mike and thats with the end being pulled from the top, anyone that hangs the roll with the end being pulled from the bottom and therefore the free edge resting against the wall, needs thrashing with springy twigs and possibly some fresh grout in the tiles.
Quote by davej
There is only one way mike and thats with the end being pulled from the top, anyone that hangs the roll with the end being pulled from the bottom and therefore the free edge resting against the wall, needs thrashing with springy twigs and possibly some fresh grout in the tiles.
Well said davej!! Couldn't agree more!!
Fee
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Quote by davej
There is only one way mike and thats with the end being pulled from the top, anyone that hangs the roll with the end being pulled from the bottom and therefore the free edge resting against the wall, needs thrashing with springy twigs and possibly some fresh grout in the tiles.
Phew Dave, you, me and Fee, we all agree!
(Has a bit of poetry about it, that sentence!)
Mike.
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Hummmm !! ........................ I hate picking up the razor blade that the men in the house leave lying around in the bathroom when they've finished shaving 
Nobody listens to me.........
Nobody listens to me.........
Quote by MikeNorth
There is only one way mike and thats with the end being pulled from the top, anyone that hangs the roll with the end being pulled from the bottom and therefore the free edge resting against the wall, needs thrashing with springy twigs and possibly some fresh grout in the tiles.
Phew Dave, you, me and Fee, we all agree!
(Has a bit of poetry about it, that sentence!)
Mike.
Mike
You're a poet and you just don't know it :lol:
Fee
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Quote by MrsFC
Hummmm !! ........................ I hate picking up the razor blade that the men in the house leave lying around in the bathroom when they've finished shaving
Nobody listens to me.........
I bet you hate MORE picking up the men lying around the bathroom when they've finished falling over pissed???!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: *sorry but couldn't resist*
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Parents with children not strapped into car seats when bombing up road 
:x :x
Rude people and/or bad manners
People who just interrupt or talk over the top of you
Arrogant car drivers
Salespeople chatting to their mate on next till when serving you
Drivers who block roads or roundabouts when stuck in traffic...think you morons!
People who come onto messenger then dont want to talk
lol
Have to admit, found it hard to think of things that irritant me, as much as i know a lot of thngs do, they are forgotten about easily. Happy thoughts are much easier And thats thanks to a very good friend, for lots of support, chats (not all very nice), so im now beginning to see the positives and not the negatives so much these days, despite a hiccup at the moment.
:smile2:
turned out to be a thought provoking thread for me....
:x :x Rude people and/or bad manners
People who just interrupt or talk over the top of you
Arrogant car drivers
Salespeople chatting to their mate on next till when serving you
Drivers who block roads or roundabouts when stuck in traffic...think you morons!
People who come onto messenger then dont want to talk
lolHave to admit, found it hard to think of things that irritant me, as much as i know a lot of thngs do, they are forgotten about easily. Happy thoughts are much easier
And thats thanks to a very good friend, for lots of support, chats (not all very nice), so im now beginning to see the positives and not the negatives so much these days, despite a hiccup at the moment.:smile2:
turned out to be a thought provoking thread for me....
People that take their tots in pushchairs on the first day of the January Sales Then having to listen to the parents screaming at their kids to shut up and stop whinging ........ I just want to sit them down and have crowds of people bashing them in the face with the corners of shoe boxes, coat hangers etc :x
Bad manners :x
Women going on about being independant, self sufficient etc ........... but never buy a drink for themselves, let alone anyone else when out. Laugh to their mates how the lastest "gulible idiot", who they have no respect for, paid for all this and bought me that, took me there etc :x
Then having to listen to the parents screaming at their kids to shut up and stop whinging ........ I just want to sit them down and have crowds of people bashing them in the face with the corners of shoe boxes, coat hangers etc :x Bad manners :x
Women going on about being independant, self sufficient etc ........... but never buy a drink for themselves, let alone anyone else when out. Laugh to their mates how the lastest "gulible idiot", who they have no respect for, paid for all this and bought me that, took me there etc :x
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Quote by Jags
Hummmm !! ........................ I hate picking up the razor blade that the men in the house leave lying around in the bathroom when they've finished shaving
Nobody listens to me.........
I bet you hate MORE picking up the men lying around the bathroom when they've finished falling over pissed???!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: *sorry but couldn't resist*
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh no I never pick them up just leave them and I tip toe off to a warm soft bed. :lol2:
MrFC asked me to pass this onto you Jags.................
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Quote by MrsFC
Hummmm !! ........................ I hate picking up the razor blade that the men in the house leave lying around in the bathroom when they've finished shaving
Nobody listens to me.........
I bet you hate MORE picking up the men lying around the bathroom when they've finished falling over pissed???!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: *sorry but couldn't resist*
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh no I never pick them up just leave them and I tip toe off to a warm soft bed. :lol2:
MrFC asked me to pass this onto you Jags.................
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:We ALL had to step over him! Cleaning teeth was a hazardous that night!!
Tell MrFC to do his own dirty work!!
:happy: :happy:
Sex God
Quote by davej
toilet rolls hung the wrong way round.
I would ask which way round you regard as the "wrong" way Dave, but I'd probably get told to "get out more" for the second time today. I spent a lot of time at one workplace many years ago having constant arguments with a colleague about which way round toilet rolls should be hung, and we were constantly turning the toilet rolls in the staff toilet back the "right" way after each other in the staff toilets.
Mike.
There is only one way mike and thats with the end being pulled from the top, anyone that hangs the roll with the end being pulled from the bottom and therefore the free edge resting against the wall, needs thrashing with springy twigs and possibly some fresh grout in the tiles.
Here! Here! Couldn't agree more ...
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... AND another thing ... or two ...
People who in rush hours when a there are lots and lots of people wanting to get on the once again DELAYED tube train ... as soon as they have gotten on lose the ability to move their legs and just stand there in the doorway stopping anyone else getting on ... because they can't be arsed moving in any further to the empty space in the middle !!! How stupid, how selfish can you be? :x :x
... and Dweebs ... :x
People who in rush hours when a there are lots and lots of people wanting to get on the once again DELAYED tube train ... as soon as they have gotten on lose the ability to move their legs and just stand there in the doorway stopping anyone else getting on ... because they can't be arsed moving in any further to the empty space in the middle !!! How stupid, how selfish can you be?
:x :x... and Dweebs ... :x
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Quote by VenusnMars
You people hang your bog rolls?! :shock:
Mine just gets plonked on the cistern :mrgreen:
I love my home comforts I do!
Venusxxx
Theys posh Venus......
.....................I put mine on the cistern too but I unravell some paper and twist it and pop it into the hole at the top. :shock: Yeah I know weird Just can't elp myself. :lol2: 
Sex God
I've seen posher than tucking in the end of you bog roll.....honest this is true...........
davej is in a very nice hotel, a quality independant place and has a need to use the toilet, so, off I trot to the guys room and make myself comfy. Whilst I am admiring the fixtures and fittings in the generous cubicle which was the size of a room, I noticed of all things......a shoe horn! now my first thoughts are......... If someone needs to use that in here then they really do need to eat more roughage, cos thats ridiculous........anyways I can't work it out at all so I just have to finish what I'm doing and go ask..........
davej ................eerm the shoe horn in the gents, can I ask why?
staff member....to assist sir with his shoes.
davej.................sorry I'm still not with it.
staff member ....Is sir not aware that a gentleman always removes his trousers when in the seated position, which in turn requires the removal of sirs shoes, hence the shoe horn.
davej.................oh thankyou, no I didn't know that.
never heard of such a thing before or since
davej is in a very nice hotel, a quality independant place and has a need to use the toilet, so, off I trot to the guys room and make myself comfy. Whilst I am admiring the fixtures and fittings in the generous cubicle which was the size of a room, I noticed of all things......a shoe horn! now my first thoughts are......... If someone needs to use that in here then they really do need to eat more roughage, cos thats ridiculous........anyways I can't work it out at all so I just have to finish what I'm doing and go ask..........
davej ................eerm the shoe horn in the gents, can I ask why?
staff member....to assist sir with his shoes.
davej.................sorry I'm still not with it.
staff member ....Is sir not aware that a gentleman always removes his trousers when in the seated position, which in turn requires the removal of sirs shoes, hence the shoe horn.
davej.................oh thankyou, no I didn't know that.
never heard of such a thing before or since
Quote by davej
I've seen posher than tucking in the end of you bog roll.....honest this is true...........
davej is in a very nice hotel, a quality independant place and has a need to use the toilet, so, off I trot to the guys room and make myself comfy. Whilst I am admiring the fixtures and fittings in the generous cubicle which was the size of a room, I noticed of all things......a shoe horn! now my first thoughts are......... If someone needs to use that in here then they really do need to eat more roughage, cos thats ridiculous........anyways I can't work it out at all so I just have to finish what I'm doing and go ask..........
davej ................eerm the shoe horn in the gents, can I ask why?
staff member....to assist sir with his shoes.
davej.................sorry I'm still not with it.
staff member ....Is sir not aware that a gentleman always removes his trousers when in the seated position, which in turn requires the removal of sirs shoes, hence the shoe horn.
davej.................oh thankyou, no I didn't know that.
never heard of such a thing before or since
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh Dave :lol2: don't you worry about it hunny, you're much posher than them people, I mean you can do something they can't ....... go to the loo without the fear of shitting all over your trousers
No wonder there weren't any posh rock n rollers (what do you call em again? :undecided: ) - trying to climb out a pair of drainpipe trousers every time you wanted a dump just isn't worth it, shoe horn or not :?
Having a glass of Frascati whilst cooking a couple off pork "noisettes" (I dunno either. They looked nice and had no bones)
Pork nicely done, Frascati going down just perfect, can't be bothered with the petite pois, mushrooms or sauté pots; go to fridge and find I'd picked up the smooth type of apple sauce instead of the one with bits in ! ! ! !
Pork nicely done, Frascati going down just perfect, can't be bothered with the petite pois, mushrooms or sauté pots; go to fridge and find I'd picked up the smooth type of apple sauce instead of the one with bits in ! ! ! !
them frickin coathangers which are wrapped in that stuff your gran makes 'bespreads' out of, the satinny stuff that
a) your clothes dont grip too anyway and end up on the floor of the wardrobe and
b) take up so much chuffin room in the wardrobe you can only fit 7 items in it
nnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
and pubs that serve you crap like 'Scotsman' whiskey when what you actually asked for was a whiskey, i mean a malt.
Oh and pub barfolks that ask what mixer you want when you ask for a malt!!!nnnnnggggg
oh and bloody Opera!!! (I could go on all night)
orph
a) your clothes dont grip too anyway and end up on the floor of the wardrobe and
b) take up so much chuffin room in the wardrobe you can only fit 7 items in it
nnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
and pubs that serve you crap like 'Scotsman' whiskey when what you actually asked for was a whiskey, i mean a malt.
Oh and pub barfolks that ask what mixer you want when you ask for a malt!!!nnnnnggggg
oh and bloody Opera!!! (I could go on all night)
orph
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I know this is striking off in a different direction but something that's irritated me lately is the flucking public announcements man in a railway station sounding off at 200 flucking decibels when yer trying to have an important conversation with someone.
Quote by orpheous1
them frickin coathangers which are wrapped in that stuff your gran makes 'bespreads' out of, the satinny stuff that
a) your clothes dont grip too anyway and end up on the floor of the wardrobe and
b) take up so much chuffin room in the wardrobe you can only fit 7 items in it
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Bluddy funny, bluddy true :shock:
......... even more creased up at the word 'chuffin' :rotflmao: love that word!!! Quote by westerross
I know this is striking off in a different direction but something that's irritated me lately is the flucking public announcements man in a railway station sounding off at 200 flucking decibels when yer trying to have an important conversation with someone.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Or when you're talking important stuff at 250 decibels to make yourself heard and the announcer suddenly shuts up :shock: :uhoh:
