What irritates you ?

18 Mar 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I know this is striking off in a different direction but something that's irritated me lately is the flucking public announcements man in a railway station sounding off at 200 flucking decibels when yer trying to have an important conversation with someone.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Or when you're talking important stuff at 250 decibels to make yourself heard and the announcer suddenly shuts up :shock: :uhoh:
Especially if yer up on a balcony and half of London is listening.

18 Mar 2005

Quote by curious_catz
"Press 1 for Accounts, Press 2 for Customer Service, Press 3 for 20 minutes of Greensleeves, Press 4 to speak to the caretaker who's a bit lonely, etc etc!"

God, don't you just hate those? I called the local mental hospital and got this:
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press:
no-one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 48376#7#385##27595602*1.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia press 8 and state your name, address, phone number,
date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9."

18 Mar 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

18 Mar 2005

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18 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
You people hang your bog rolls?! :shock:
Mine just gets plonked on the cistern :mrgreen:
I love my home comforts I do!
Venusxxx

Indeed I'm sure that we would do the same however our main toilet is of victorian design which means the cistern is at least 6'6" above the ground and whilst I can easily reach up and grab the roll mrs davej would need to make a fairly athletic leap and grasp. I am fairly sure that this kind of vigorous movement pre dab and wipe would undoubtedly lead to a discoloration of the reproduction floor tiles over a period of time.

18 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
You people hang your bog rolls?! :shock:
Mine just gets plonked on the cistern :mrgreen:
I love my home comforts I do!
Venusxxx

Indeed I'm sure that we would do the same however our main toilet is of victorian design which means the cistern is at least 6'6" above the ground and whilst I can easily reach up and grab the roll mrs davej would need to make a fairly athletic leap and grasp. I am fairly sure that this kind of vigorous movement pre dab and wipe would undoubtedly lead to a discoloration of the reproduction floor tiles over a period of time.
Quite an achievement with one wooden leg though.

18 Mar 2005

People who spit because they think it makes them look hard.
Smartarses who know it all.
Judgemental people.

19 Mar 2005

Mostly everything :cry:

19 Mar 2005

Quote by westerross
You people hang your bog rolls?! :shock:
Mine just gets plonked on the cistern :mrgreen:
I love my home comforts I do!
Venusxxx

Indeed I'm sure that we would do the same however our main toilet is of victorian design which means the cistern is at least 6'6" above the ground and whilst I can easily reach up and grab the roll mrs davej would need to make a fairly athletic leap and grasp. I am fairly sure that this kind of vigorous movement pre dab and wipe would undoubtedly lead to a discoloration of the reproduction floor tiles over a period of time.
Quite an achievement with one wooden leg though.
another good reason for hanging it at waist height tune, I got pissed off with sitting downstairs and listening to
hhuup!.....clump......hhuup!......clump....hhuup!.....

19 Mar 2005

Quote by davej

Quite an achievement with one wooden leg though.

another good reason for hanging it at waist height tune, I got pissed off with sitting downstairs and listening to
hhuup!.....clump......hhuup!......clump....hhuup!.....

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

19 Mar 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
I detest my belly button,
S xx

OMG!! I thought it was just me!! I can't stand my belly button being touched AT ALL mad

If ANYONE ever tries it, be prepared for some SERIOUS harm done to you :sparring:
Fee
XX
Oh thank god!! I cant stand to have mine touched, poked, kissed, caressed, tickled, looked at, talked about or thought about.

19 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Would that be people who take serious things far too seriously, or people who don`t get the joke and take it far too seriously Silky? :uhoh:
Venusxxx

Erm, no lol

19 Mar 2005

hi ive si ur advert and i mreally intreaged bout your bum i want it lol james 21 hot and fucking good so get backxx,xx,

PMs like this two days after changing my Sig, which clearly states 'not looking for new meets'. How obvious do I have to make it FFS??? mad

19 Mar 2005

Quote by davej
davej ................eerm the shoe horn in the gents, can I ask why?
staff member....to assist sir with his shoes.
davej.................sorry I'm still not with it.
staff member ....Is sir not aware that a gentleman always removes his trousers when in the seated position, which in turn requires the removal of sirs shoes, hence the shoe horn.
davej.................oh thankyou, no I didn't know that.

:roll: :roll: DaveJ ... you're so Chav ... everyone knows that !!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

19 Mar 2005

Quote by westerross
I know this is striking off in a different direction but something that's irritated me lately is the flucking public announcements man in a railway station sounding off at 200 flucking decibels when yer trying to have an important conversation with someone.

Don't mind the announcements so much, especially when there's a delay and you want to know where the frickin train is ... what does annoy me is that they always make the announcements just as some express train is rumbling past the station going the other direction so you can't hear what the hell was said!!! mad

:x

19 Mar 2005

Quote by J3diMast3r

davej ................eerm the shoe horn in the gents, can I ask why?
staff member....to assist sir with his shoes.
davej.................sorry I'm still not with it.
staff member ....Is sir not aware that a gentleman always removes his trousers when in the seated position, which in turn requires the removal of sirs shoes, hence the shoe horn.
davej.................oh thankyou, no I didn't know that.

:roll: :roll: DaveJ ... you're so Chav ... everyone knows that !!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
you may well be right J3, however I lay the blame at my parents door for bringing me up in an area where, if you were to remove your trousers and shoes in the local hosteleries whilst in the seated position , you had better make sure that your socks had a high nylon content thereby rendering them less absorbant.

19 Mar 2005

Women who wear leggings when they're out shopping.
Women who wear miniskirts and flat shoes
Drivers who don't acknowledge you when you let them pass
Drivers who don't indicate
Men standing outside a pub waiting for it to open
Drivers on mobile phones
The M6
People who blow smoke in your face

19 Mar 2005

Quote by Ben Nevis
Women who wear leggings when they're out shopping.
Women who wear miniskirts and flat shoes

Bollocks to you then! :moon: wink

Venusxxx

19 Mar 2005

Quote by Ben Nevis
Women who wear leggings when they're out shopping.
Women who wear miniskirts and flat shoes
Drivers who don't acknowledge you when you let them pass
Drivers who don't indicate

Gotta to specify obese women in leggings, especially with a baggy t-shirt above it just looks wrong ( nothing wrong with mini skirts, show some leg, girl ), anyone that doesn't acknowledge - why should pedestrians get off so lightly, if I've stopped to let them cross weather they've waited 2 seconds or 2 hours it doesn't take that long to nod or wave as they pass in front. evil

:evil: :evil:

19 Mar 2005

Quote by SunBunny
hi ive si ur advert and i mreally intreaged bout your bum i want it lol james 21 hot and fucking good so get backxx,xx,

PMs like this two days after changing my Sig, which clearly states 'not looking for new meets'. How obvious do I have to make it FFS??? mad

Well it's obvious Sunbunny.....your sig is written in the proper english language now if you had done it in TEXT TALK....maybe these guys would understand it better!

19 Mar 2005

Quote by bicuriousrobin
People who spit because they think it makes them look hard.
Smartarses who know it all.
Judgemental people.

Is that why they do it??? rolleyes

:roll: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

19 Mar 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
People who spit because they think it makes them look hard.
Smartarses who know it all.
Judgemental people.

Is that why they do it??? rolleyes

:roll: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
I do it 'cos finally after nearly 14 yrs I finally got a smoker's cough
PS I ain't big - and I am clever, but not much.

19 Mar 2005

The "pack mentality" that sometimes shows itself.
Rightly or wrongly

19 Mar 2005

Quote by smokerjim
People who spit because they think it makes them look hard.
Smartarses who know it all.
Judgemental people.

Is that why they do it??? rolleyes

:roll: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
I do it 'cos finally after nearly 14 yrs I finally got a smoker's cough
PS I ain't big - and I am clever, but not much.
I really didnt want to know that :roll:

19 Mar 2005

Quote by curious_catz
"Press 1 for Accounts, Press 2 for Customer Service, Press 3 for 20 minutes of Greensleeves, Press 4 to speak to the caretaker who's a bit lonely, etc etc!"
Chavs...... look it up on Google if you don't know what they are!

Chavs!!! Even the word itself irritates me.
People who wear the "bling" (actually it looks tacky) and walk round, having no job, scrounging cigarettes and looking for people who look them in the face and ask "what are you looking at? Wanna go for it?"
I shouldn't have to walk round in my home town looking at the ground in case some yob and his mates fancy starting with the small (im 5'7) and vunerable (and passifistic)
Start on my mate Tiny (6'7) and his mates will ya? Thought not - get a job and some manners you uneducated, giro collecting white trash!!! evil

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:
Rant over - i'm calm *goes for his anxiety pills*

19 Mar 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Women who wear leggings when they're out shopping.
Women who wear miniskirts and flat shoes

Bollocks to you then! :moon: wink

Venusxxx
I'm sure he'll consider you a notable exception to this, Venus :wink: