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What is a borg?
:borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg: :borg:
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Wilma
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a new type of vibrator maybe??????
You will be assimilated and all that........... lol
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What is a borg?

Wilma, you're obviously not a Trekkie! lol
They were nasty baddies in the Star Trek - Next Generation series (and at least one film) (when Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart, yummmm!) was Captain).
Mandy
Who should probably keep some things secret!
Borg
Episode: Q Who?
Origin: Delta Quadrant. A cybernetic life-form thousands of years old which is part organic, part artificial life. They have advanced well beyond Federation science, unknown prior to a confrontation with the U.S.S. Enterprise NCC-1701-D arranged by the entity known as "Q" circa stardate 42761 ( 2365) some 7,000 light-years past explored Federation space in the Delta Quadrant.
The Borg have a singular goal, namely the consumption of technology, rather than wealth or political expansion as most species seek. According to their spokesman, in the form of an assimilated Captain Jean-Luc Picard, the Borg only want to "raise the quality of life" of the species they "assimilate." Androids, for example, they view as primitive and obsolete. Born humanoid, they are almost immediately implanted with bio-chips that link their brains to a collective consciousness via a unique subspace frequency emitted by each drone. This collective consciousness is experienced by the Borg as "thousands" of voices — they are collectively aware, but not aware of themselves as separate individuals. Consequently, they never speak in singular pronouns, referring to themselves when required as merely "Third of Five," for instance.
The Borg ingest only energy to drive their technological system via an energy conduit port. Their bio-chips synthesize any organic nutrients needed. Among the many advantages their collective consciousness affords them, the Borg hive-mind allows for instantaneous adaptations to shield and phaser frequency modulations in combat; they are also able to regenerate and repair their massive cube ship with the power of their collective thoughts alone. The hive-mind drones do not register as individual life-signs when scanned, only as a mass reading and then at a bare minimum. The sick and injured are not healed but "reabsorbed" by the removal of the receiver piece, which leads to self-destructive dissolve. When shipboard during dormancy in their regenerative mode, power is minimal and the vessel's EM field cuts off. They have a knock-out drug or procedure for humans, using a drill-tap placed behind the left ear, that works immediately but wears off in less than a minute.
Consequently, they never speak in singular pronouns, referring to themselves when required as merely "Third of Five," for instance.

I'd much prefer seven of nine :shock: biggrin
Jon
I'd much prefer seven of nine
She can have my seven of nine any time! (now tell me they didn't think of that when they chose her name!) rolleyes
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I'd much prefer seven of nine :shock: biggrin
Jon

Ah, now you're talking - it's outfits likt that that bring this thread running right back to this type of forum - did you know they had a person who's job it was to talc her whole body up to get her into the catsuit and then help peel it off her afterwards....or, er, so I heard, er, sometime.
{coughs and shuffles feet, hoping people would stop looking at him so he could quickly make a run for cover}
Carpathian
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I'd much prefer seven of nine
She can have my seven of nine any time! (now tell me they didn't think of that when they chose her name!) rolleyes
Or even seven of my nine :shock: (I wish! redface )
One thing though, if Star Trek is in the future, how do we watch it now? and how can there be repeats? :P :roll: (there's always one!)
Jon surprisedops:
:doh: I knew I shouldn't have asked! :doh:
Thanks. (I think)
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Wilma
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Swedish tennis player Wilma lol Long curly haired bloke.
Seven of nine - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted:
But what happened to the other eight? Now that would be a bang gang and a half! :twisted: Oh, hold on, I think I did see some of the other eight one episode, so Kat, you don't need to explain wink
Seven of who?
Blue, All thoughts of seven of nine went straight out of my head the moment you walked through the door my love.
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Kat
What if I said you could have us both..... at the same time.....? lol
What if I said you could have us both..... at the same time.....?
There are no words, or emoticons to cover this one! Something along the lines of:
Gibber Gibber dribble dribble.
Cor! what a thought! :shock:
lhk
Kat
Well, it is the season of good will and all that!
So, do you have Seven's phone number so we can arrange a meet? wink
Whilst you lot are vying for the attentions of Seven Of Nine would you mind awfully if I kept T'Pol (the Vulcan girlie in the new Enterprise series) all to myself?
Jolene Blalock knocks spots off Jerry Ryan in the sexiness stakes any stardate of the year!
Have a look for yourselves........ :shock:
I have NO IDEA what you lot are talking about... :cry: :cry:
Explanations in plain English please - lost the knack of Geordie!!
Auf Wiedersehen Pet goes to Cuba next week - see they avoided Glasgow then!!
lol :lol:
Jags, it's trekkie stuff - you're either into it or you're not!
Steve - you can keep T'Pol, I think she's ugly :shock: - I don't even want to see the pics of the occassion (unless you really insist, that is) wink
ahh, granted Steve, T'pol does have a certain allure, but imagine, in the bedroom, as seven advances upon you "Resistance is futile, prepare to be assimilated"
I have NO IDEA what you lot are talking about
It's a boy thing jags
Auf Wiedersehen Pet
mad
So, do you have Seven's phone number so we can arrange a meet?
Kerching! penny drops!
Seven: Resistance is futile
Blue: Resistance is futile
Now I come to think about it, I have never seen these two in the same room at the same time. hmm
lhk
Kat
Trekie?????
You mean that dirge of TV schedules Star Trek???? :cry: :cry:
Anyone see the spoof of it 'Chicken Run'??? lol :lol:
SteveG-NW wrote:-
Whilst you lot are vying for the attentions of Seven Of Nine would you mind awfully if I kept T'Pol (the Vulcan girlie in the new Enterprise series) all to myself?
Jolene Blalock knocks spots off Jerry Ryan in the sexiness stakes any stardate of the year!

I must agree with Steve, T'Pol in bloody gorgeous, having said that, I wouldn't kick Seven of Nine out of bed either. If only I had the chance. lol
bluexxx wrote:-
What happened to the other eight

They were male Borg, bluexxx. Not of the slightest interest to a hot blooded male.
Harry0
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Harry, I don't think the other eight were all male, but I could dig out the relevant tape and check if you like :shock: . None were as attractive as Seven anyway, so regardless of gender, Seven was definately the cream of the crop :twisted:
None were as attractive as Seven anyway, so regardless of gender, Seven was definately the cream of the crop
Blue, Seven, Cream and a Riding Crop, all in one sentence. This Christmas just keeps getting better and better!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
lhk
:haha: :haha: Down Boy...
Down Boy...
Ah, and the final ingredient to make my christmas perfect, your wish is my command oh gorgeous one, just give a tug on the ears when you have had enough. :P :twisted:
lhk
Don't encourage him, Jags. You know what he's like.
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Don't encourage him, Jags. You know what he's like.

I know, I know but I DO enjoy it!!!
Kat - keep going Boy, not had enough yet. wink :wink: :happy: :happy: