The subject about age has got me thinking. What is a Dirty Old Man.
I think I qualify as a DOM because (i) I am old, (ii) I am a male, and (iii) I do still like my nooky.
But when did I become said DOM? Was I a Dirty Young Man before that? Weren't we all, chaps? Why am I dirty, just because I still fancy a bit of the other?
In fact, is that the actual definition, or do I have to lust after young women rather than women of my own age? (If "rather than" is changed to "as well as" then I still qualify by that definition.
In any case, why is the term perjorative? What's wrong with a healthy obsession with sex at my age?
Do we have a DOW category? I've never come across one (take that how you like).
I think I am rambling now. Never ming, the nurse has just arrived with my medicine. Ohhh - those black stockings......
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What is a Dirty Old Man?
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Erm, question.
Do you want to be a dirty old man? Is this a title you aspire to? If we don't class you as a dirty old man, would you like to go into training to qualify?
Give us a clue, you can be whatever you want to be, and if you want to be a DOM, that's what I'll call you lmao
Jules
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Do you want to be a dirty old man? Is this a title you aspire to? If we don't class you as a dirty old man, would you like to go into training to qualify?
Give us a clue, you can be whatever you want to be, and if you want to be a DOM, that's what I'll call you lmao
Jules
:D :D :D :D 
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Warming the Bed
Nowt wrong with getting yer leg over no matter what your age is... my Grandad is still at it and he's 67 :shock:
***disturbing mental images....***
***disturbing mental images....***
Wow, Jules. Straight into philosopy. Or is it psychology? What a good question!
I do not think that I want to be a DOM. It brings up images of an old mac, maybe a trilby, and probably a lack of garmets thereunder. Or is that a flasher? But a generally seedy individual lurking around and rather sad.
I certainly don't aspire to any of that. :violin:
In which case, I'm NOT a DOM. Just still sexy at sixty.
Yippee!!!!! :happy:
(But there's still that inclination by the younger members of our society to class any male over 40 as a DOM. Maybe not SH visitors, though? I live in hope.)
I do not think that I want to be a DOM. It brings up images of an old mac, maybe a trilby, and probably a lack of garmets thereunder. Or is that a flasher? But a generally seedy individual lurking around and rather sad.
I certainly don't aspire to any of that. :violin:
In which case, I'm NOT a DOM. Just still sexy at sixty.
Yippee!!!!! :happy:
(But there's still that inclination by the younger members of our society to class any male over 40 as a DOM. Maybe not SH visitors, though? I live in hope.)
Sex God
Quote by warwick
I do not remember the exact time I seamlessly changed from being a randy young sod into a dirty old man it just seemed to happen
incidentally Davej can I have my dirty mac back soon:
Warwick old friend I do have standards old chap so if you can wait a bit longer. .....
I will sponge it down first.
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Right thats it
you are a very naughty girl
now bend over and take your punishment :twisted:
After you Warwick....after you !!! ........davej rushes off to get his slipper and a tub of Strwberry Ripple ice cream from the freezer in deference to the thread .
i think i must qualify
im 47 years old :giveup: and just cant get enough sex
it seams thats all i can think about
so i guess in the description of a dirty old man thats me
but dont worry peeps i hope people are still calling me a dirty old man in 30 years time at least it will mean im still trying :hump:
im 47 years old :giveup: and just cant get enough sex
it seams thats all i can think about
so i guess in the description of a dirty old man thats me
but dont worry peeps i hope people are still calling me a dirty old man in 30 years time at least it will mean im still trying :hump:
Sex God
I have gone through very definate stages in my sexual development and as I have grown older and I think that they roughly pan out as:-
Young curious teenager..........thinking about sex and doing a five finger shuffle
teenager proper............starting to explore sex and doing a five finger shuffle
rampant teenager..............having lots of sex and doing a five finger shuffle
young man...............having even more sex and slightly less shuffling
newly married man................experiamenting with sex and the odd shuffle
middle aged man..................as per young curious teenager
dirty old man..........................just shuffling can't be arsed with the thinking
the man I am..................put the kettle on love and fetch me one of them Penguin biscuits
Young curious teenager..........thinking about sex and doing a five finger shuffle
teenager proper............starting to explore sex and doing a five finger shuffle
rampant teenager..............having lots of sex and doing a five finger shuffle
young man...............having even more sex and slightly less shuffling
newly married man................experiamenting with sex and the odd shuffle
middle aged man..................as per young curious teenager
dirty old man..........................just shuffling can't be arsed with the thinking
the man I am..................put the kettle on love and fetch me one of them Penguin biscuits
Sex God
Hummmm !!!! MrsFc is thinking !!!!
A dirty old man..............ahhh ! that must be when MrFC is ready for a bit of rumpy pumpy..............all dressed up in his long johns and string vest with his gravy down his chest, and then sez come ere love !!! With a wink and a smile.........
A dirty old man..............ahhh ! that must be when MrFC is ready for a bit of rumpy pumpy..............all dressed up in his long johns and string vest with his gravy down his chest, and then sez come ere love !!! With a wink and a smile.........
