:bounce: :bounce: S.S.A stands for.........................er............................er..........................Bloody Hell! I've forgotten.
ops: :oops: :oops: Oh right.............the Slut Standards Authority. :twisted:
The S.S.A is a non-profit making organisation dedcated to promoting and ensuring the highest standards of sluttish behaviour and a good supply of suitably sluttish sluts. :oops: :oops: :oops:
In order to continue to provide and apply the highest possible standards in this important field, the S.S.A has decided to elicit your feedback on what, to you, makes an expert slut. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Please leave your replies at the foot of the third oak tree on the left, approximately 30yds into the laybye on the southbound carriageway of the A1 at xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :grin: :grin:
Don't forget to indicate whether you wish your reply to remain totally confidential. :small-print:
On behalf of the World's "genuine" sluts the S.S.A thanks you in advance for your participation and involvement in this once in a lifetime opportunity to partake in this survey.
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well, in the dark and distant days when I was 18 and single, it was anyone that wouldn't shag me! now.......