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Quote by mazandden
everyone has useful stuff in case they break down etc, what good is a tutu gonna do me in an emergency? Maybe I should re-think what I keep there, and no, the tutu is mine, doesn't mean to say den doesn't enjoy wearing it!!!!!
wink
m xx

Put the tutu on and stand at the side of the road looking distressed. I guarantee someone will stop ..... probably before you've even got both feet out the car :lol2: :rascal: ;)
Oh and stop letting Den wear it. He'll strectch it out of shape. :giggle: ;)
Quote by Dawnie
Just shut up ladies redfacemad:x:x
I will never tell you anything ever again anais rolleyes
:giggle: You're not wrong though :giggle:

Oooooooooo, I didnt know about the Urine Samples.......was just a good guess!! :lol2: :lol2:
From what I can remember -
*tow rope x2
*wd40
*deionised water
*windscreen wash
*orange flashing light
*high powered torch
*de-icer
*jump leads
*bottle of water
*cd player (installed)
*empty bottles x3 or 4
Plus many more other thing but cant remember and its far too cold to go and look lol
Miss Cream xxx
a whole pile of crap that i really really need to get sorted rolleyes
I have just added because of the colder weather, gloves, hat and scarf!! lol
A newly purchased pair of boots that I am hiding from Mr Redbird.
Quote by easy
Ok I currently have...
1 x roll of duck tape.
1 x camera tripod (don't bloody ask rolleyes ).

I'm asking!!!!.......
M wink x
maz you need to get a duvet for your boot incase den won't turn on the heating in the car..... rolleyes
Some items which I have acquired from work, after being told yesterday that the company is shutting and we are all redundant with no chance of our notice periods being paid. mad
Stuff that is so antiquated that it would be dumped by the administrators, but has sentimental value to me after 17 years.
Oh, and a ream of new paper. :grin:
Quote by Cherrytree
Oh, and a ream of new paper. :grin:

Should have made it 4 reams!! lol
Quote by mazandden
Ok I currently have...
1 x roll of duck tape.
1 x camera tripod (don't bloody ask rolleyes ).

I'm asking!!!!.......
M wink x
And if you're a very bad girl at Manchester I'll show you ........ and then I'll show everyone else the pics. :twisted: :giggle: ;)
Oh and speaking of Manchester, where's your confirmation.
*taps foot and looks impatient*
Quote by felixx1416
1x Snatch Bag

:shock: clarify please?
I have:
box of newspaper for the painting cupboard at school
part-used bottle of oil
box of penny sweeties that MrFB left there rolleyes
spare bulbs and fuses for the car
paper recycling bag
MrFB has all manner of crap in his :roll:
Quote by Freckledbird

1x Snatch Bag

:shock: clarify please?

Its a medical work related bag I think....
Its not strictly his car boot he describes ;-)
Quote by Mallock2006

1x Snatch Bag

:shock: clarify please?

Its a medical work related bag I think....
Its not strictly his car boot he describes ;-)
Ohhhhhh OK - 'snatch' is another slang word for vagina around here, don't know about anywhere else!
Quote by Freckledbird

1x Snatch Bag

:shock: clarify please?

Its a medical work related bag I think....
Its not strictly his car boot he describes ;-)
Ohhhhhh OK - 'snatch' is another slang word for vagina around here, don't know about anywhere else!
Yeh.....Its used round here as well :lol2:
Quote by markz
maz you need to get a duvet for your boot incase den won't turn on the heating in the car..... rolleyes

Car? What car?! He makes me walk everywhere, whilst carrying him on my shoulders....
Best thing for warming me up he says...
Quote by easy
Ok I currently have...
1 x roll of duck tape.
1 x camera tripod (don't bloody ask rolleyes ).

I'm asking!!!!.......
M wink x
And if you're a very bad girl at Manchester I'll show you ........ and then I'll show everyone else the pics. :twisted: :giggle: ;)
Oh and speaking of Manchester, where's your confirmation.
*taps foot and looks impatient*
I shall make sure I am on my worst behaviour!
Oh and I'm just making you wait for that elusive confirmation!
who am I kidding?! We'll be there with bells on!(and not much else..)
Quote by mazandden
maz you need to get a duvet for your boot incase den won't turn on the heating in the car..... rolleyes

Car? What car?! He makes me walk everywhere, whilst carrying him on my shoulders....
Best thing for warming me up he says...
there was a rumour going around that scotsmen were tightwads......... :roll:
Quote by markz
maz you need to get a duvet for your boot incase den won't turn on the heating in the car..... rolleyes

Car? What car?! He makes me walk everywhere, whilst carrying him on my shoulders....
Best thing for warming me up he says...
there was a rumour going around that scotsmen were tightwads......... :roll:
Not in my house! We got running water fitted just the other day! Clever den managed to bypass the outlet pipe from next doors loo, et voila, we have water! It's a bit cold, but den says he'll steal me a new jumper if i'm lucky, and he says the new 'washed in old bath water' smell is really sexy, i might even get a shag to warm me up!
di icer car washing kit coat car lock books for work can of pop car manual pump touch car mats new ones
Yoga mat (never used rolleyes ), emergency breakdown kit, tyre lever, two teddies and a raincoat in it's own little bag lol
Just had to go out and have a look to see what rubbish we actually have in out boot
tool bag - screwdrivers, pliers,jack etc
kite
picnic blanket
towels - to dry dogs
can of anti persperant
wetsuit
water shoes
seashells
box of batteries
toy duck
cane
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a toy bag - lube,strap on, dildo, paddle and a blindfold
looking at the list again, not sure which is the strangest item to be carrying about. The toy bag or the wetsuit redface
Quote by Mallock2006

1x Snatch Bag

:shock: clarify please?

Its a medical work related bag I think....
Its not strictly his car boot he describes ;-)
A snatch bag or grab bag is the first bag you grab when attending a call and yes all those items are in my own car boot