What is it about ads for Couples looking for Couples.....

4 Aug 2003

.........and you get a bloke who replies wanting to get into your action. Specially when the writing at the bottom of the ad says....NO SINGLE MEN PLEASE!......and they still write and try their best to pursuade you that you are really looking for a MMF threesome instead of swinging......lol. It doesn't happen just once..........it happens all the time :
two_uk_lovebirds

5 Aug 2003

Sadly, your complaint appears to be a common one. There again, considering some single blokes are incapable of posting their own ads in the relevant section, what do you expect?
Personally I only read and respond to three categories, in the ads section. Couples seeking men, Women seeking men and Dogging. (And only if an ad, in the dogging section, says the advertisers are looking for males.)
I shouldn't grumble too much or mock the afflicted. I'm sure the majority of blokes are decent, respectful and intelligent. 8)
Oh, by the way, you don't fancy a threesome do you? I'm hung like a horse, can last forever (having orgasmed repeatedly) and even wash the pots afterwards, lmao.
Van The Man

5 Aug 2003

Forgot to mention, in my last post. A big thank you, to all those who responded to my ad. in the dogging section. I was amazed to see over 1100 people had read the ad!!
After an uncertain start, the van springs have been well and truly tested, he he he
Just one moan though, which goes out to Mr No-Brain who spoilt the fun late last night. Having parked up with a couple and started the preliminaries, well away from everyone else, Numpty decided he wanted in. So, I'd like to thank him for spoiling an otherwise pleasant night. The fact he then tried attracting my attention, only added insult to injury, lol. I've a feeling the long hard length, I wanted to give him, wasn't the type he wanted, lol. There again, he might have enjoyed having a jack handle stuck where the sun don't shine, lol.
Van The Man (Who definitely isn't interested in blokes, lol)

9 Aug 2003

Red Van Man - you're a true gent, I like your style. I'll look out for the red van lol. Michelle

9 Aug 2003

Why thank you, bluexxx Unfortunately, I'm not sure whether to address you as a "true" gent or not, lol.
Interesting website you have there, too. Enjoyed taking a look.
If I ever lose interest in ladies, you'll be the first to know, lol.
Take care and have fun
Van The Man

9 Aug 2003

Red Van Man - well, actually, I took the pics on that site - most of them aren't me! Unfortunately, I'm not a true gent, but I'm no lady either ;-)