Have you been swimming in the Thames today??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Sex God
Sarge run and hide now if I were you 
Sex God
Quote by Dawn_Mids:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Right, I'm off to think of something to get old wrinkled tiddle dick back for that
Awwww..... dawnie....
:therethere:
Come n rest ur head on my busoms.... i will look after you
:smackbottom:
Sex God
If you must know, that thing!...is mine and if the twats that are chasing my 'Bibble' would just have a look at the little silver cylinder thats hanging off its collar, they could save a shit load of time cos just like a responsible dog or cat owner I've gone to the trouble of putting his name and address in there.
I have had 'Bibble' for 32 years after winning him by throwing ping pong balls at jam jars in the local fair and then picking the Goldfish that wasn't gold cos he looked kinda different.
Clearly he has grown a bit to big for the bowl and up until recently had the run of the bath, but even that was a bit tight so I popped him into the Thames with a view to making a bit of cash by charging people to swim with him in the same way as they do with the Dolphins elsewhere, granted the Thames aint exactly Carribean clear view seas, but with a chain attached to his collar I was figuring punters could just feel their way out to him along the chain, give him a bit of a stroke and swim back where they could then take oppurtunity to purchase a little clay Bibble as a souvenier, all in all I reckon it was a winner, but some fuckwit cut him free and now weve this mess.
I have had 'Bibble' for 32 years after winning him by throwing ping pong balls at jam jars in the local fair and then picking the Goldfish that wasn't gold cos he looked kinda different.
Clearly he has grown a bit to big for the bowl and up until recently had the run of the bath, but even that was a bit tight so I popped him into the Thames with a view to making a bit of cash by charging people to swim with him in the same way as they do with the Dolphins elsewhere, granted the Thames aint exactly Carribean clear view seas, but with a chain attached to his collar I was figuring punters could just feel their way out to him along the chain, give him a bit of a stroke and swim back where they could then take oppurtunity to purchase a little clay Bibble as a souvenier, all in all I reckon it was a winner, but some fuckwit cut him free and now weve this mess.
Sex God
and here's me thinking Debbiewebs had done a 'double flusher'
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Dawn!!
Have you been swimming in the Thames today??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
It has been brought to my attention that I was out of order posting this today.
ops: :oops: :oops: I have given it some thought and have decided that perhaps an apology would be the right and proper thing to do. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I therefore, humbly and sincerely apologise to any whales that may be reading this forum!!!
:? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :bolt: Sex God
By all accounts it is heading for Greenwich.................
Plot Summary for"The Phil Silvers Show" (1955)
Sargent Ernie Bilko is the ultimate con man. He runs the motor pool at a small Kansas U.S. Army Camp. Colonel Hall, nominally in charge of the base tries to keep Bilko's plans in check. Bilko runs every money making scheme that he thinks he can pull off.Midnight cruises on Landing Craft, Tank Rides, Poker games, and an interesting deal with local service stations for spare parts for jeep tires
I think that gives people a true idea of what that man is really like
Sargent Ernie Bilko is the ultimate con man. He runs the motor pool at a small Kansas U.S. Army Camp. Colonel Hall, nominally in charge of the base tries to keep Bilko's plans in check. Bilko runs every money making scheme that he thinks he can pull off.Midnight cruises on Landing Craft, Tank Rides, Poker games, and an interesting deal with local service stations for spare parts for jeep tires
I think that gives people a true idea of what that man is really like
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Plot Summary for "The Phil Silvers Show" (1955)
Sargent Ernie Bilko is the ultimate con man. He runs the motor pool at a small Kansas U.S. Army Camp. Colonel Hall, nominally in charge of the base tries to keep Bilko's plans in check. Bilko runs every money making scheme that he thinks he can pull cruises on Landing Craft, Tank Rides, Poker games, and an interesting deal with local service stations for spare parts for jeep tires
I think that gives people a true idea of what that man is really like
1st blood to Dawn... i need more nachos & popcorn!
Quote by da69ve
I would just like to say i'm sorry that my Mother in Law took a swim in the Thames yesterday and i hope it didn't cause anyone any distress!!
we are hoping to get her out today!
i should get down there quick then i think they are trying to get her back out to sea
u may never see your mother in law again :shock: :twisted:
Quote by lovejoy68
I would just like to say i'm sorry that my Mother in Law took a swim in the Thames yesterday and i hope it didn't cause anyone any distress!!
we are hoping to get her out today!
i should get down there quick then i think they are trying to get her back out to sea
u may never see your mother in law again :shock: :twisted:
Maybe its for the best!
Sex God
Quote by redpanthermanDon't you start!! I am quite happy here thanks.
Im going to the Thames today to free willie! :happy:
Looking forward to watching the gorgeous Dawn make a mess of Sarge though!!
Will tops up his red wine and settles down to enjoy the fun
:lol: Sex God
Oh no........
The poor whale has died......... :cry:
I hope our dawnie is still alive and kicking tho :cheers:
The poor whale has died......... :cry:
I hope our dawnie is still alive and kicking tho :cheers:
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
lets sing an ode to the poor whale.... :karaoke:
"whaaaaale meeet agaaaaain.... dont know wheeeer doooont knooow wheee...."
ok..ok..ok... ill go n sit in the corner... again!
sheeesh u guys have no sense o humour....
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Dawn!!
Have you been swimming in the Thames today??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
It has been brought to my attention that I was out of order posting this today.
ops: :oops: :oops: I have given it some thought and have decided that perhaps an apology would be the right and proper thing to do. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I therefore, humbly and sincerely apologise to any whales that may be reading this forum!!!
:? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :bolt: :2fingers: :2fingers: :2fingers:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :smug: :smug: :smug:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Dawn!!
Have you been swimming in the Thames today??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
It has been brought to my attention that I was out of order posting this today.
ops: :oops: :oops: I have given it some thought and have decided that perhaps an apology would be the right and proper thing to do. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I therefore, humbly and sincerely apologise to any whales that may be reading this forum!!!
:? :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :bolt: :2fingers: :2fingers: :2fingers:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :smug: :smug: :smug:
I made you post even if you are cheating :smug:
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