What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done???

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
I bought some fishnet hold-ups last week - is that really really slutty? Or is it OK if I leave them in the drawer?

That would depend on whether they were in a brown paper bag or not dunno

Nope, but they are still sealed in the packet.
Well I suggest you put them into a tatty brown paper bag, hide them away somewhere and feel extremely guilty every time you think about them!
sad

I had such plans for them too :twisted:

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
I bought some fishnet hold-ups last week - is that really really slutty? Or is it OK if I leave them in the drawer?

No it's bluddy not! The tone of this post is that it's OK to be 'not slutty' dunno

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10 Oct 2006

Quote by westerross
I bought some fishnet hold-ups last week - is that really really slutty? Or is it OK if I leave them in the drawer?

No it's bluddy not! The tone of this post is that it's OK to be 'not slutty' dunno

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don't be slutty???
The Swine!
LP

10 Oct 2006

Quote by westerross
I bought some fishnet hold-ups last week - is that really really slutty? Or is it OK if I leave them in the drawer?

No it's bluddy not! The tone of this post is that it's OK to be 'not slutty' dunno

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Errrrr, so do I wear them or not? And with or without knee-high, high-heeled boots?

10 Oct 2006

I wore pop socks today redface

10 Oct 2006

I once wore one stocking...
the job went well...
though the proceeds are still being laundered via Geneva....
>shhh<
FB.. wear them! WEAR THEM!
Boots an all!
LP

10 Oct 2006

LP you may just have made someone very happy :twisted:

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
LP you may just have made someone very happy :twisted:

One tries Freckles... though I doubt I'll be the one reaping any benefits... :cry:
rolleyes

LP

10 Oct 2006

Quote by LondonPlaything
LP you may just have made someone very happy :twisted:

One tries Freckles... though I doubt I'll be the one reaping any benefits... :cry:
rolleyes

LP
Awwww sorry honey, I did have someone in mind already :twisted:

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
I wore pop socks today

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
I was going to buy some at the weekend for under my boots but I couldn't do it when Ian was with me because he would take the piss :rotflmao:

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Freckledbird
Awwww sorry honey, I did have someone in mind already :twisted:

Starngely enough... I thought that may be the case Freckles... (dammit)
and on that happy note.... Im off to bed!
*to sleep, perchance to dream*
Blimey! where did THAT come from?
LP

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Noel
...waits in anticipation...

but hunni........the sluttiest I've ever been was that night with you....... :giggle:

10 Oct 2006

Quote by Dawnie
I was going to buy some at the weekend for under my boots but I couldn't do it when Ian was with me because he would take the piss

That's why I bought them as well :giggle:

10 Oct 2006

I've slept with people and not even bothered taking them out on a first date :shock:
Now you can't get much more slutty than that :smug:

11 Oct 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
I wore fishnets once..
How slutty am I ??

Was that before you spat the prawn out or after? :giggle:

11 Oct 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
How slutty am I ??

Hmmm... I quite like the idea that there are units to measure sluttiness. Perhaps European standards would conflict with British units and people would be up in arms.
"I've been measuring sluttiness in imperial bennyhills all my life, and I'm not going to convert to French sergegainbourgs now!"
(1 bennyhill = 0.2 sergegainbourgs)

11 Oct 2006

Quote by sheddy
I've slept with people and not even bothered taking them out on a first date :shock:
Now you can't get much more slutty than that :smug:

I slept with women.....and never even bothered knowing their names!

11 Oct 2006

Quote by da69ve
I've slept with people and not even bothered taking them out on a first date :shock:
Now you can't get much more slutty than that :smug:

I slept with women.....and never even bothered knowing their names!
I've slept with people and I didn't even sleep!

11 Oct 2006

i wore shorts sandles an white sox once :shock:
but it was a long time ago rolleyes

11 Oct 2006

Quote by sercher01
i wore shorts sandles an white sox once :shock:
but it was a long time ago

Sercher! :shock:
That's not so much slutty, more like just plain wrong! :lol2:
wink

11 Oct 2006

Quote by Kiss
i wore shorts sandles an white sox once :shock:
but it was a long time ago

Sercher! :shock:
That's not so much slutty, more like just plain wrong! :lol2:
wink

i was very young an my mum made me do it redface

11 Oct 2006

Quote by poshkate
...waits in anticipation...

but hunni........the sluttiest I've ever been was that night with you....... :giggle:
:inlove:

11 Oct 2006

I do wish all you admin people would put a pic on so that we can perve a bit :twisted:

11 Oct 2006

one night very close to xmas went out drinking round bishop auckland co durham wearing a very short very lo cut santa suit hold ups and pvc knee hi boots with kinky heel, lost ma friends and felt a bit peckish so went into macdonalds which was deserted apart from 1 table of 6 men so i went to keep em company as not to look sad sittin on my own afta flirting for a little while and hands getting lost under the table we all piled in the disabled loo, i got well n truley filled in all holes in every direction needless to say i was not peckish after that
is that slutty enough or do u need to hear another story

11 Oct 2006

I'd like to hear another story cool

11 Oct 2006

does that one not score on the slutometer????? got lots more to bore people with

11 Oct 2006

Quote by dekntan
does that one not score on the slutometer????? got lots more to bore people with

yes but thats enough from Derek can we now hear one from Tanya. wink

11 Oct 2006

lol unfortunately that one was from tanya, sorry to disappoint dek is in china boohoo n hes oh so respectable n doesnt do anything like that well thats what he told me mother
me knows him better

14 Oct 2006

Quote by dekntan
one night very close to xmas went out drinking round bishop auckland co durham wearing a very short very lo cut santa suit hold ups and pvc knee hi boots with kinky heel, lost ma friends and felt a bit peckish so went into macdonalds which was deserted apart from 1 table of 6 men so i went to keep em company as not to look sad sittin on my own afta flirting for a little while and hands getting lost under the table we all piled in the disabled loo, i got well n truley filled in all holes in every direction needless to say i was not peckish after that
is that slutty enough or do u need to hear another story

Yep let's have another one please! A lot of people exaggerate or sometimes even lie about what they've done. With Tanya you know it's the absolute truth.
I bet you've seen the inside of many toilets Tan! wink