What is the strangest sneeze you have ever heard?

29 Jun 2005

I ask because as a long time hayfever suffer, I come from a long line of weird sneezers. :silly:
Most people think that my sneezes sould like your stepping on a yorkshire terrier (a rather high pictched yelp to be exact)
If I meet any of you remember this and tell me what it sounds like to you. surprised

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29 Jun 2005

My cat sounds like a can of coke being opened :shock: confused

29 Jun 2005

Friendly cat :scared:

29 Jun 2005

I love what I call the explosion,
not sure how many of you have ever experienced this, but its when all the parts of you that are able to exhale, do it all together :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you can feel it building up inside you, and it always starts with that annoying little tickle in your nose, so at first you try to stifle it, hold it back, hold it back some more coz you are sure it will go away.
then suddenly, out of the blue, it erupts, and all your bodily orifices seem to come out in sympathy,
you sneeze, belch and fart, all at the same time ................. which leaves you looking like a starfish stranded on a beach,
plus a very bewildered look on your face lol

29 Jun 2005

Quote by john45_sw_uk
I love what I call the explosion,
not sure how many of you have ever experienced this, but its when all the parts of you that are able to exhale, do it all together :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you can feel it building up inside you, and it always starts with that annoying little tickle in your nose, so at first you try to stifle it, hold it back, hold it back some more coz you are sure it will go away.
then suddenly, out of the blue, it erupts, and all your bodily orifices seem to come out in sympathy,
you sneeze, belch and fart, all at the same time ................. which leaves you looking like a starfish stranded on a beach,
plus a very bewildered look on your face lol

Oh love it rotflmao

Except for when you're driving and end up shouting your sneeze to try to keep your eyes open :shock:

29 Jun 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
My cat sounds like a can of coke being opened :shock:

There used to be a brand of cola called "Kitty Cola" lol

29 Jun 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh love it
Except for when you're driving and end up shouting your sneeze to try to keep your eyes open :shock:

OMG, you've been there too haven't you
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

30 Jun 2005

bump ( for the trouble's benefit )

30 Jun 2005

I like the people who sneeze around six times repeatedly in about 2 seconds!

1 Jul 2005

Aaaaaarrrrasher!!
Always wondered what bacon had to do with it dunno

Nice to see Misschief back posting!!

1 Jul 2005

Smoking Muff your sneezes do sound like you are stepping on a Yorkshire terrier. Sorry. When you were over the over day you know what happened to Willow when you sneezed dont you. I am sorry but they are so funny. I dont think anyone could sneeze like you. lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: Okay so now you are going to come over and kill me because of my reply. Just do it quickly. kiss

Love you really.

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Kit-Off
Smoking Muff your sneezes do sound like you are stepping on a Yorkshire terrier. Sorry. When you were over the over day you know what happened to Willow when you sneezed dont you. I am sorry but they are so funny. I dont think anyone could sneeze like you. :lol: :lol: :lol: Okay so now you are going to come over and kill me because of my reply. Just do it quickly. Love you really.

I'm sorry that my sneezes are so funny, try sneezing when police dogs are trying to perform in public. the whole routine goes out the window :censored:
But one thing for sure it gives you a tight fanny in the middle of sex :smitten: :smitten:

1 Jul 2005

I was with a chinese girl at the time. She sneezed, farted out of her arse and believe it or not farted out of both ears!
The woman looked very embarassed and nothing was or needed to be said.

1 Jul 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
I was with a chinese girl at the time. She sneezed, farted out of her arse and believe it or not farted out of both ears!
The woman looked very embarassed and nothing was or needed to be said.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Would have love to seen that!! :twisted:

1 Jul 2005

It was a very tight compressed sound but also very clear.

1 Jul 2005

Quote by duncanlondon
It was a very tight compressed sound but also very clear.

Stop or I will wet myself!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

1 Jul 2005

I only heard it the once. But judging by her face and general response it may have been quite a problem in the past for her. She did look like she'd been seriously offended and victimised.
Another girl I knew had a sneeze/fart attack in the middle of an open plan office, whilst holding a cup of coffee. The sneeze/fart then cuased her to have a fit of giggles, which led to several farts.

1 Jul 2005

Quote by Smoking Muff
But one thing for sure it gives you a tight fanny in the middle of sex :smitten: :smitten:

Damn right! :smug: :smug: :smug: :bounce: :bounce: :thumbup: :thumbup: