I was once at a friends House, some years back.
They where a couple & I just on a boring Bank Hoilday decided to pay them a visit.
After 30mins a knock is at the Front Door. It's another couple whom are friend's of the one's that are my firends (get what am saying..?).
Now this couple I've only met a few times at House Parties arranged by our mutal friends (the one's that I had gone to say hello). I hadn't seen these two in a while, so much so that the lady of this Couple was massive...!!
10mths eariler she was like a Size 10 now she was a Size 20.
Then don't I say the classic line:
"Hi, you two long time no see. I haven't seen you since that House Party here...what like 10mths ago.
Things really have changed for you.. your pregnant..!! That's great.
The reply I got was:
Am not...!!.
Well in a split second, I had to get my shit together.
Ohhh..Clair told me that you where looking to have Kids?.
With this she gives her Hubby a real nasty look as if:
1. He don't shoot 'bullet's'.
2. He can't be arsed with IVF.
3. He just don't want Kids.
Then the Hubby goes all uncomfortable, makes some mumble & goes into the Kitchen.
The new couple just stay for 10mins not really talking much. She goes into the Car & slam's the Door...!!
Now both my friend's are totally unaware of why this has happend. Am the only one.
All because I was thinking she had one in the oven when she's been eatting out of one...!!
It was like an episode of:
'Everybody Loves Raymond'.
& I was 'Raymond'.
(The fella is the centre with the Blue & Black Check Shirt).
Am still ashamed.
From,
Wunderhorse.
When he said to me " I couldn't put up with your snoring any longer! 
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too 
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