What job would you WANT to have?......

13 Jun 2006

Following on from the thread 'What job do you have? I thought I might ask you SH folk in an ideal world 'What job would you WANT to have?'......
Me? Oooo there are so many! Well I would work in a designer lingerie shop in the fitting rooms - purely for the perv factor. :lickface:
Or of course if I got into the Government I could change all sorts of laws regarding Dogging etc.
biggrin

13 Jun 2006

George Clooney's personal dresser ( and undresser :twisted: )
Doorperson at munches in charge of strip searches innocent

Working for SH having to sift through all those photos :giggle:
ok perving over....
A property developer, wish I had the money to buy a place and do it up
An interior designer but too late for me to retrain for that now
but best of all......................RETIRED !

13 Jun 2006

Catherine Zeta Jones's gyneacologist
Jordans Bra fitter
Robbie Williams's groupie sorter outerer
Chief photographer for S.H's ladies avaters
Perving aside
Micheal Schumacers bank manager
Whoever organisies the mooring of yachts atthe Monaco Grand Prix
Or more down to earth,own a bar in Magaluff
L.B

13 Jun 2006

Freddie Ljunbergs (sp?) thong fitter :twisted: :smoke:
Seriously I would have to say a criminal psychologist, all that getting into the minds of mass murderers has a kind of twisted appeal to me dunno

Minx x x

13 Jun 2006

Job?........
What's that?
H.x

13 Jun 2006

Quote by de_sade

Seriously I would have to say a criminal psychologist, all that getting into the minds of mass murderers has a kind of twisted appeal to me
Minx x x

Now I've read that...Mass murderer or serial killer.
wink

De_sade
Both, each has his or hers morbidly fascinating reasons and I would love to get to the bottom of them (with a view to 'fixing' the thinking perhaps).
Minx x x

13 Jun 2006

Oooh... Best Job...
Hey I'll forgeo the obvious Perving Ones...
(Natalie Portmans Shower Head etc...)
Gotta be a Paid Musician.. That's Got Good Hours... as Much Pervery as you could want and for some reason you still get more respect than all Scientists, Politicians and Activists put together.. No Matter How Smart you're Not...

13 Jun 2006

Quote by little bighorn
Jordans Bra fitter
L.B

That job's already been taken by McAlpine rolleyes

13 Jun 2006

dream job....hmmmm
Can i be chief "beer taster" at the Boddingtons factory please!!!!!
if i had enough money and i could quit the job that i do at the moment.....I would love to be a professional poker player, that would be a blast!!!
sean xxxxxxxx

13 Jun 2006

Some good replies! Well I only wrote the pervy ones but one job I've always been interested in doing (and still might one day!) is a forensic scientist / scenes of crime.
I used to be a full time (and paid!) musician and the hours aren't good contrary to popular belief lol

. I was in a band that rehearsed 6 days a week for around 10 hours a day - not to mention the gigs and the odd party of course! :violin:
Really I just enjoy doing a job that stretches and stimulates me intellectually.
biggrin

13 Jun 2006

just been watching the news and i've dicsovered my perfect career (again)
today, i is mainly wanting to be...........
a helicopter pilot :happy:
just need about Â£20k spare cash and i can do my training (not sure if i can afford the Â£300k for a helichopper though :eeek: )

13 Jun 2006

I'd lend you the money except I need to fund my new career as a Latvian goat hurder!
:giggle:

13 Jun 2006

There has been some good things mentioned here, that really appeals (property developer, helicopter pilot being the most notable)
I work as a railway trackman (thats a general term, wont bore you with specifics) but one job that would appeal, is train accident investigation, what events caused the crash, what could have been done yo avoid it, what can be done to prevent that type, and what improvements can be made

13 Jun 2006

Quote by de_sade

Seriously I would have to say a criminal psychologist, all that getting into the minds of mass murderers has a kind of twisted appeal to me
Minx x x

Now I've read that...Mass murderer or serial killer.
wink

De_sade
Both, each has his or hers morbidly fascinating reasons and I would love to get to the bottom of them (with a view to 'fixing' the thinking perhaps).
Minx x x
No, no, no, no....I mean now I've read your post, I want to be a mass murderer or serial killer. :wink:
De_sade
:doh: :giggle: I was wondering why you had left the ' ? ' off your first post, but you didn't you cheeky little scamp did you ? Minx-the-numpty misinterpreted it lol

Oh and please don't resort to murder in order to open your mind to me..I find the PM system both convenient and speedy ;)
Minx x x

13 Jun 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx

Seriously I would have to say a criminal psychologist, all that getting into the minds of mass murderers has a kind of twisted appeal to me
Minx x x

Now I've read that...Mass murderer or serial killer.
wink

De_sade
Both, each has his or hers morbidly fascinating reasons and I would love to get to the bottom of them (with a view to 'fixing' the thinking perhaps).
Minx x x
No, no, no, no....I mean now I've read your post, I want to be a mass murderer or serial killer. :wink:
De_sade
:doh: :giggle: I was wondering why you had left the ' ? ' off your first post, but you didn't you cheeky little scamp did you ? Minx-the-numpty misinterpreted it lol

Oh and please don't resort to murder in order to open your mind to me..I find the PM system both convenient and speedy ;)
Minx x x
and once you have a grasp of the English language, it will be even speedier

13 Jun 2006

Opps meant for pm :P

13 Jun 2006

International Play girl wink

Les x

13 Jun 2006

Midwife... and yes, I'm serious ;) What a joy! :P

13 Jun 2006

Pilot, Rally Driver, but dont all men dream of that?
It sounds geeky but im learning computer programming at a university and i love it so realistically thats what im aiming for.

13 Jun 2006

it's the boys dream but i still want to be an astronaught

13 Jun 2006

Just taking the rosy view and ignoring all the negatives that I'm sure come with all jobs...a gamekeeper, I kinda always had a hankering for trudging around in woods and fields doing game keeper type things (although I dont exactly know what they are) dunno

13 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m

Seriously I would have to say a criminal psychologist, all that getting into the minds of mass murderers has a kind of twisted appeal to me
Minx x x

Now I've read that...Mass murderer or serial killer.
wink

De_sade
Both, each has his or hers morbidly fascinating reasons and I would love to get to the bottom of them (with a view to 'fixing' the thinking perhaps).
Minx x x
No, no, no, no....I mean now I've read your post, I want to be a mass murderer or serial killer. :wink:
De_sade
:doh: :giggle: I was wondering why you had left the ' ? ' off your first post, but you didn't you cheeky little scamp did you ? Minx-the-numpty misinterpreted it lol

Oh and please don't resort to murder in order to open your mind to me..I find the PM system both convenient and speedy ;)
Minx x x
and once you have a grasp of the English language, it will be even speedier
you leave minxy alone...
English isn't the first language of everyone on this board
Cymru am Byth

13 Jun 2006

Quote by Feklar

Seriously I would have to say a criminal psychologist, all that getting into the minds of mass murderers has a kind of twisted appeal to me
Minx x x

Now I've read that...Mass murderer or serial killer.
wink

De_sade
Both, each has his or hers morbidly fascinating reasons and I would love to get to the bottom of them (with a view to 'fixing' the thinking perhaps).
Minx x x
No, no, no, no....I mean now I've read your post, I want to be a mass murderer or serial killer. :wink:
De_sade
:doh: :giggle: I was wondering why you had left the ' ? ' off your first post, but you didn't you cheeky little scamp did you ? Minx-the-numpty misinterpreted it lol

Oh and please don't resort to murder in order to open your mind to me..I find the PM system both convenient and speedy ;)
Minx x x
and once you have a grasp of the English language, it will be even speedier
you leave minxy alone...
English isn't the first language of everyone on this board
Cymra am Byth
come in my bath?
my god you foreigners have some weird ways

13 Jun 2006

Sassy hides behind Feklar while pointing out his spelling mistakes :giggle:

13 Jun 2006

Quote by essex34m

you leave minxy alone...
English isn't the first language of everyone on this board
Cymru am Byth

come in my bath?
my god you foreigners have some weird ways
Sassy they won't notice... you know what they are like... anyway essex changed it...
its not his fault...
we really shouldn't hold it against them you know...
lol

13 Jun 2006

Quote by Feklar
we really shouldn't hold it against them you know...
lol

I was hoping to be able to hold something against you for a while :twisted: innocent

13 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren

we really shouldn't hold it against them you know...
lol

I was hoping to be able to hold something against you for a while :twisted: innocent

would have to be against us both sassy.... and we would like that a lot...
my pm box now !!!!

13 Jun 2006

Oooo I do love a man who's forceful :inlove:

13 Jun 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Oooo I do love a man who's forceful :inlove:

so why aren't you doing as you are told then....
evil

:evil:

13 Jun 2006

i would love to be a porn star, ye i no that is so common but i would love to get paid for wat i love to do,
if not a member of the UK Film bord so i could see all the fimls that they dont let us see.