What kind of a place is this people???

1 Mar 2005

What kind of a place is this people???
I thought you people are here to have fun, meet new people, have fun with others you like etc...
But all you seem like is a bunch of pussy's that are too shy or scared to have any fun with anyone else confused

Now whats that all about huh confused

I came here looking for women to have fun with and all ive got is either abuse or its like trying to have a conversation with an elephant, in other words not very informing or progressive :shock:
Can anyone prove me wrong confused

1 Mar 2005

Nope

1 Mar 2005

Don't know about anyone else but I've laughed so hard tonight .... :shock: I'm having fun
dunno

why do YOU think we're picking on you????
C x

1 Mar 2005

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/10408.html
Click - read wink

1 Mar 2005

No.
You have been given advice throughout all the other posts and you haven't taken the blind bit of notice. If you want to know how to get a result from here, and I take it you do, listen to advice and then act on it. Otherwise you will get the square root of fuck all. We will help, but only where it will be accepted and not mocked.
Mal

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Calista
Don't know about anyone else but I've laughed so hard tonight .... :shock: I'm having fun
why do YOU think we're picking on you????
C x

Are we picking on him? I thought we were having a laugh. Daft old cow, I am.

1 Mar 2005

Quote by mal609
No.
You have been given advice throughout all the other posts and you haven't taken the blind bit of notice. If you want to know how to get a result from here, and I take it you do, listen to advice and then act on it. Otherwise you will get the square root of fuck all. We will help, but only where it will be accepted and not mocked.
Mal

And may I add that I did try and give you some advice in PM rolleyes

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/10408.html
Click - read

Rainbows - nice one :thumbup: Sensible advice.
I must go to bed and not post on this reply before I am banned :shock:

1 Mar 2005

Maybe the problem is - there are 1001 other guys just like you also looking for women and there are only 43 women on here. There is a queue - just like at the cheese counter in Tesco and you have ticket number 1001!

1 Mar 2005

Ooooooooooooooooh! Holding my breath.................................................. lol

1 Mar 2005

Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!! rolleyes

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
What kind of a place is this people???
I thought you people are here to have fun, meet new people, have fun with others you like etc...
But all you seem like is a bunch of pussy's that are too shy or scared to have any fun with anyone else
Now whats that all about huh I came here looking for women to have fun with and all ive got is either abuse or its like trying to have a conversation with an elephant, in other words not very informing or progressive :shock:
Can anyone prove me wrong

Thousands of people have a great deal of fun on here, otherwise we wouldn't stick around. If you really want to know why people aren't taking you seriously, read your own sig and ask yourself what you'd think if it were written by someone else.

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!!

Noooooo don't make him go .... let's keep him for a while .. I haven't laughed so hard in ages :shock:
/me looks at sarge with puppy dog eyes .....
Pwease?????
C x

1 Mar 2005

OMG - SARGE YOU ARE IN SUCH BIG TROUBLE - when I stop fucking laughing

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Calista
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!!

Noooooo don't make him go .... let's keep him for a while .. I haven't laughed so hard in ages :shock:
/me looks at sarge with puppy dog eyes .....
Pwease?????
C x
I'm with Calista. Pleeeeese can we keep him. Ooooh pleeease!!!!

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Gem in another thread that you haven't bothered to read
I'm just telling you in the friendliest kind of way that I can that you are annoying me with your constant "shag me now" attitude you are displaying in your posts. If you would like to stick around here and for the regs to stop taking the piss out of you like they have for the past few hours then calm down, think with your brain and not your cock. Treat people with respect and stay away from derogatory pet names you use with such frequency such as "babe".
We are not all out to get you and some would like to see what you are really like when your testosterone has lowered and you start talking sense instead of trying to impress with this that and the other. There are people on here who are highly qualified and have good incomes (I'm talking, doctors and lawyers etc, there are also folk who earn more in a week than I will in a term so material goods mean not a lot)
I hope you do stick around because after you have got used to us all and we have got used to the calmer and more sensible you...... (I hope)...... we will all get along swimmingly!

Well there you are...... it didn't sink to calling you names, taking the piss but it was rather informative........
Not that you read it, or that you want advice..... rolleyes

Fancy a shag? ........ NO? ......... :X
TIMEWASTER! mad

1 Mar 2005

Just so you realise that all newbies aren't hounded, here's a newbie from today:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/36872.html
Far more sensible approach, I reckon.

1 Mar 2005

errr is this where i should say something??? ... hmmm do i have to

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!!

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall mad

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Scandal
(copyright James)
Birko - the new Blue

sgt BUNGO pleease!!! rolleyes

oooh - where is James btw?

1 Mar 2005

You took the words right outta my mouth, Freckles. :thumbup:

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!!

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall mad

Thats it - he is free game!

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!!

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall mad

:shock: ooh oooh - umm toyboy - the green coat means something - trust me!!! :shock:
Along with that thing that says "moderator" under his avatar.

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!!

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall mad

Oh dear

See you then rolleyes

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!!

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall mad

mate.... ROLL THAT NECK IN....... a lot of people have tried to give you advice and from what i can see... you have doecided to take NONE of it on board.....
if i was you i would apologise and plead to start again.. because if you are trying to impress people you are going down in estimations with every single post..

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!!

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall mad

That was the one!! dunno

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!!

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall mad

oh dear ... I'll open the door for a Mod if they want?????
Just remove the welcome mat so he doesn't fall over .............. wouldn't want him making an arse of himself on the way out would we :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
C x

1 Mar 2005

Quote by Rainbows
(copyright James)
Birko - the new Blue

sgt BUNGO pleease!!! rolleyes

oooh - where is James btw?
He got banned/deactivated I think.

1 Mar 2005

Will i have time to type something suitable before he is booted and this gets locked?

1 Mar 2005

Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Let me put in simple terms....................................................................... If you don't like it here - FUCK OFF !! No one is keeping you here!!

Come and say that to my face mate and I'll knock you straight through the nearest fucking wall mad

Well you've pissed on your chips haven't you mate? Any chance you might have had of being taken seriously has just sunk as low as your charm rating. I think you and your hormones need some time to get to know each other.