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(what bright spark in the Mac D empire decided to start letting kids with baseball caps, no brains, and an inability to know the difference between products sell steaming hot porridge)
little sore right now!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Better shelve the parma violet idea then, would probably strip a few layers of skin as well as hairs
Have you tried suing McDs? A woman got millions for dropping hot coffee in her lap - surely you would be entitled to something for scalding your bollocks in the porridge?
The claim might need some careful wording tho :shock: otherwise you could well be spending quality time with Agricola at her majestys pleasure, or whatever they call it :?
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(what bright spark in the Mac D empire decided to start letting kids with baseball caps, no brains, and an inability to know the difference between products sell steaming hot porridge)
little sore right now!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Better shelve the parma violet idea then, would probably strip a few layers of skin as well as hairs
Have you tried suing McDs? A woman got millions for dropping hot coffee in her lap - surely you would be entitled to something for scalding your bollocks in the porridge?
The claim might need some careful wording tho :shock: otherwise you could well be spending quality time with Agricola at her majestys pleasure, or whatever they call it :?
I did go back and complain........the manageress told me that it was my fault because I was supposed to eat it and not stick me nadgers in it, however she also said she would pass on my concerns.....
I got a letter today from the head office that said how sorry they were that this accident had happened and that from now on, they would print a clear warning on the side of the cups, they went on to say that they hadn't decided on the type of wording they would use but it would be similar to some of the better known warnings, they gave the example
..............WARNING THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN NUTS OR NUT EXTRACTS..........
I think they might be taking the piss......
Quote by davej
I did go back and complain........the manageress told me that it was my fault because I was supposed to eat it and not stick me nadgers in it, however she also said she would pass on my concerns.....
I got a letter today from the head office that said how sorry they were that this accident had happened and that from now on, they would print a clear warning on the side of the cups, they went on to say that they hadn't decided on the type of wording they would use but it would be similar to some of the better known warnings, they gave the example
..............WARNING THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN NUTS OR NUT EXTRACTS..........
I think they might be taking the piss......
Oh now you have a fantastic case to sue them with ......... where does it say on the porridge that it is only for eating - you buy the stuff to do as you please!
Little kids choose to smear it all round their hands faces and underside of the tables, ready to watch the next peoples faces when they sit there
Teenagers tend to eat half of it and then play football in the carpark with the rest, ready to watch the car owners response to find 3 slices of gherkin, half a sesame bun and 4 french fries all welded to their car with mustard n ketchup! :?
So you are quite entitled to dip yer nads in it if you want, it's yours, you bought it, you own it to do as you please. Do they give the sarky letters to kids n teenagers? nooooooooooooo they just save em for the older folk.
So now you can sue em for being ageist as well as nadgerist!Building up a good case here Dave, you better share these millions!!!
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Oh now you have a fantastic case to sue them with ......... where does it say on the porridge that it is only for eating - you buy the stuff to do as you please!
Little kids choose to smear it all round their hands faces and underside of the tables, ready to watch the next peoples faces when they sit there
Teenagers tend to eat half of it and then play football in the carpark with the rest, ready to watch the car owners response to find 3 slices of gherkin, half a sesame bun and 4 french fries all welded to their car with mustard n ketchup! :?
So you are quite entitled to dip yer nads in it if you want, it's yours, you bought it, you own it to do as you please. Do they give the sarky letters to kids n teenagers? nooooooooooooo they just save em for the older folk.
Building up a good case here Dave, you better share these millions!!!
:rotflmao:there's no arguing with your observations and logic
.......davej off to Mc D to smear porridge on his grumblies, whack a dog roll up his box and then stroll out into the carpark and explain to the police that he has receipts........
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what a brill questionaire
got me spot on
swedish lapphuund
Same as me Red, do you think they flirt as well?
Orgasminator
Well im a Segugio Italiano, an italian hunter :twisted:
Sex God
It says I'm one of these:
I feel a new avatar coming on.
I feel a new avatar coming on.
Sex God
Sex God
Whereas we saw ourselves more like this ........................
Sex God
Im a Miniature Pinscher
Aparently I have a deer like appearance and I have a high stepping Gait which is the epitome of class and sophistication
. I make an ideal thanks to my intelligence and clean domestic habits! lol
Aparently I have a deer like appearance and I have a high stepping Gait which is the epitome of class and sophistication
. I make an ideal thanks to my intelligence and clean domestic habits! lol Never heard of the breed but;
Has a free tongue while on the trail.
Has a beautiful bugle voice, which may
change to a steady chop when running. Obedient
with great powers of endurance.
Should be kept in a kennel outside.
Not sure about any of that; but the connotations are there - somewhere??
(And Misschief; that's how I see you too)
Has a free tongue while on the trail.
Has a beautiful bugle voice, which may
change to a steady chop when running. Obedient
with great powers of endurance.
Should be kept in a kennel outside.
Not sure about any of that; but the connotations are there - somewhere??
(And Misschief; that's how I see you too)
well bugger me......im a pyrenean mountain dog.
big and gentle and looks after sheep. :shock:
appanently, i only bite when im bashed on the head, and am a loyal servant to my master / mistress. in this case Mrs Muttley lol.
very large and furry, with a big tongue, but very gentle and good natured.
me to a tee.
great fun this !!!
steve (muttley) xxxx
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big and gentle and looks after sheep. :shock:
appanently, i only bite when im bashed on the head, and am a loyal servant to my master / mistress. in this case Mrs Muttley lol.
very large and furry, with a big tongue, but very gentle and good natured.
me to a tee.
great fun this !!!
steve (muttley) xxxx
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I am a Dalmation,
A breed of incredible endurance, able to travel at a moderate pace almost indefinitely. Deeply affectionate, intelligent and energetic. Needs plenty of excersise but is prone to deafness in old age.
I wanted to be a staffy...... warm, loveable but a bit bonkers. :shock:
A breed of incredible endurance, able to travel at a moderate pace almost indefinitely. Deeply affectionate, intelligent and energetic. Needs plenty of excersise but is prone to deafness in old age.
I wanted to be a staffy...... warm, loveable but a bit bonkers. :shock:
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Mmmm firemen you say..............
I might like being a dalmation after all :twisted:
I might like being a dalmation after all :twisted:
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And its certainly better than being a freekin Pekingese :cry:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Funny how you can go off folk isn't it?
Humph. Ttried to find a humiliating picture of a Munsterlander but unfortunately they turn out to be quite nice beasts. Sort of cross between a pointer and spaniel. Unlike myself sort of cross between a mop head and a troll
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Humph. Ttried to find a humiliating picture of a Munsterlander but unfortunately they turn out to be quite nice beasts. Sort of cross between a pointer and spaniel. Unlike myself sort of cross between a mop head and a troll
Hmmmmmmm even as a dog I've got bluddy spots
Awwwwww look you can wear little bows in your hair
.......... :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Oh CQ :lol2: bless yer heart, only you could come up with a result like that :rotflmao:
