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What kind of porno film would YOU star in ?

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Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
LOL!!! I'd prolly be in Big Bouncy Birds or summat lol

Nowt wrong with that hunny.
We bought one of them a week ago !!! ;)
Hmmm....
Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno anytime soon. You seem to be really into the whole "love" thing...romantic sex with perfumed sheets and candles all over the place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You value sex and respect your partner too much to do anything like porn. AWWWWWW!

Shyeah, right! lol
Quote by nandslondon

LOL!!! I'd prolly be in Big Bouncy Birds or summat lol

Nowt wrong with that hunny.
We bought one of them a week ago !!! ;)
LOL!!!! And there was me taking a stab at a porn title :lol: :lol:
Gangbang movie!
You're such a horndog! You can't get enough sex! You've been around the block. People might even go so far as to call you a nympho. Chances are, you're a walking STD. Go get tested.
Phew thats a relief

Gangbang movie! You're such a horndog! You can't
get enough sex! You've been around the block.
People might even go so far as to call you a
nympho. Chances are, you're a walking STD. Go
get tested.
Only one problem with the pic they provide: it includes another woman! :scared:
Quote by Tania
Only one problem with the pic they provide: it includes another woman! :scared:

So, my pic was of a woman, I'm a guy rolleyes
Quote by Tania
Only one problem with the pic they provide: it includes another woman! :scared:

Lol, thats an advantage in my eyes!!! :twisted:
Amateur movie.......Gill (well who is to say its not out there :twisted: )
Exhibitionist movie!....Del (well thats a shock :shock: :shock: :shock: )
xx
Del and Gill
Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno anytime soon. You seem to be really into the whole "love" thing...romantic sex with perfumed sheets and candles all over the place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You value sex and respect your partner too much to do anything like porn. AWWWWWW!
OMFG!!
Maybe I'm not the right type for this forum after all, :shock: biggrin
Quote by Parrot
Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno anytime soon. You seem to be really into the whole "love" thing...romantic sex with perfumed sheets and candles all over the place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You value sex and respect your partner too much to do anything like porn. AWWWWWW!
OMFG!!
Maybe I'm not the right type for this forum after all, :shock: biggrin

LOL!! You and me both! lol
Quote by Tania
Only one problem with the pic they provide: it includes another woman! :scared:

Tanya, dont knock it till u'v tried it hunny ;)
Mars
Gangbang movie! You're such a horndog! You can't
get enough sex! You've been around the block.
People might even go so far as to call you a
nympho. Chances are, you're a walking STD. Go
get tested.
Doesn`t surprise me in the least...The bloke nearly clicked on Mrs Rosie Palm and her five daughters because for a second there he thought the option reallywas referring to shagging six women in the bathroom rolleyes
Venusxxx

Bondage movie! You're into BSDM (Bondage &
Discipline, Dominance & Submission) and chances
are, you're fond of whips, chains, harnesses,
and tight leather outfits. You like to mix a
little pain with a LOT of pleasure, baby!
Hmm... would never have imagined that one!!!! lol
smile
Forget the quiz.
I'd be in the one that's set on a Pacific Isle with just myself and somebody who is big and bouncy (plus camera crew, sound crew etc)
We'd spend all day shagging each others brains out and all night listening to music provided by Jane's dad.
(Don't worry folks, it's an IN joke, lol)
Quote by Parrot
Forget the quiz.
I'd be in the one that's set on a Pacific Isle with just myself and somebody who is big and bouncy (plus camera crew, sound crew etc)
We'd spend all day shagging each others brains out and all night listening to music provided by Jane's dad.
(Don't worry folks, it's an IN joke, lol)

LMFAO!!! Jane's dad = passion killer...Jane's dad's music = music to die to
lol :lol:
Quote by dazandlou
Only one problem with the pic they provide: it includes another woman! :scared:

Lol, thats an advantage in my eyes!!! :twisted:
Lou, you wicked woman, you! If I hang around a bit more with you, goodness knows what may happen to me. :P
Quote by Tania
Only one problem with the pic they provide: it includes another woman! :scared:

Lol, thats an advantage in my eyes!!! :twisted:
Lou, you wicked woman, you! If I hang around a bit more with you, goodness knows what may happen to me. :P
Grrrrr....don't start us all off!!! :twisted: :twisted:
cool
Quote by Silk and Big G
Highly Profitable would be my choice

Silk, nice site and everyting, but ijust shit my pantswhen i first went in and that bloody music started !!!!
:shock:
dondage movie
god damn im in luck
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Gangbang movie! You're such a horndog! You can't get enough sex! You've been around the block. People might even go so far as to call you a nympho
wooohoooo...someone call the gang,,,cause i want to bang
Quote by The_Ultimate_Fluffy_Thing
Grrrrr....don't start us all off!!! :twisted: :twisted:
cool

Ah, so you fancy her too? lol :lol: :lol:
Mommy I'll star in a Gang Bang porno! All kink all the time.
Gangbang movie! You're such a horndog! You can't get enough sex! You've been around the block. People might even go so far as to call you a nympho. Chances are, you're a walking STD. Go get tested.
Callista, its time we met!!!!!!!!!!!!!! biggrin :D :D :P
Gangbang movie! You're such a horndog! You can't get enough sex! You've been around the block. People might even go so far as to call you a nympho.
There must be enough of us to make the gang bang movie now!
Quote by nandslondon
Highly Profitable would be my choice

Silk, nice site and everyting, but ijust shit my pantswhen i first went in and that bloody music started !!!!
:shock:
Hahaha! Theres a market for that kind of film too ! Mostly Germany though .
Quote by butters999999
Gangbang movie! You're such a horndog! You can't get enough sex! You've been around the block. People might even go so far as to call you a nympho.
There must be enough of us to make the gang bang movie now!

Lights....... camera....... Action :P
Apparently I'm into Bondage!.....that's news to me! dunno
Quote by HungryP
Gangbang movie! You're such a horndog! You can't get enough sex! You've been around the block. People might even go so far as to call you a nympho.
There must be enough of us to make the gang bang movie now!

Lights....... camera....... Action :P
I have a copy in my cupboard and thats where it's staying!