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Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
:shock: maybe a little TMI

Ooooo and I was thinking it was just me confused
venus68
Casanova
Quote by Freckledbird
I might add the cancelled swinger lol. Most of the meets I arrange seem to end up being cancelled! I think I must be uber scarey lol

Wow, you arrange meets?
lol even when I ask directly, 'fancy a shag?', people clearly think I'm joking.
Noooo I don't mean ones I have instigated, I mean ones that have been arranged and I have agreed to (soz) then something more exciting turns up like... Rugby or something and they cancel on me.
Unknown User
If there's any 'popular single guys' out there get in touch!
Would feel really comfortable meeting a 'known reliable' biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by Freckledbird
I might add the cancelled swinger lol. Most of the meets I arrange seem to end up being cancelled! I think I must be uber scarey lol

Wow, you arrange meets?
lol even when I ask directly, 'fancy a shag?', people clearly think I'm joking.
Ladies,
After seeing your profiles and pics and the above, and various posts re 'scaredy cat', I think I might be a "bemused swinger" confused
Mister Wood
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Misterwood
I might add the cancelled swinger lol. Most of the meets I arrange seem to end up being cancelled! I think I must be uber scarey lol

Wow, you arrange meets?
lol even when I ask directly, 'fancy a shag?', people clearly think I'm joking.
Ladies,
After seeing your profiles and pics and the above, and various posts re 'scaredy cat', I think I might be a "bemused swinger" confused
Mister Wood
Why?
Unknown User
Hi Frecklebird,
Bemused in that from your post re Venus's comment and the recent threads re scaredy cats, green lights etc, it seems that there are a lot of gorgeous people not getting as much as they'd like.... x
Mister Wood
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Erm... where's the option for "a rubbish one"? redface
*wanders off to practice*
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Erm... where's the option for "a rubbish one"? redface
*wanders off to practice*

That would be 'Crap swinger', same as us!
tmann
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I've looked, I've pondered, I've skirted around several possibles.....but then come to the conclusion that I need another category- "Swinging Enigma" please!
I'm way too skittish to be pinned down! wink
Please please keep that smile, I go weak at the knees. If I were closer I would offer you a bout. Then we would see who pins who.
Oh and I think I am an Enigma.
I can not even work out who I am myself.
Calista
Sex God
I'd put me and Morb as opportunist social swingers.
Always willing and able but too shy or caught up socialising to actually organise anything!
tmann
Sex God
I stopped on a street corner yesterday. Across the road she stood, her legs disappearing up into a charcoal grey, just past the knee shirt. She hugged a brief case to her breasts. Trying to read a map. Which she no longer need, she had already reached the courts, they were just across the road. I just gazed, and smiled. I got the the green light. I never noticed, not until the car behind tooted his horn.
Does that make me a;
The non-pushy swinger - Often making good friends, but not able to notice the green light, so rarely getting past amber? Would play more if they were approached more directly.
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I don't even like the word 'swinger' to be applied personally.
"unclassifiable"?
certainly non-pushy.
is there a "stupid"?
lp
venus68
Casanova
Quote by __random_orbit__
I don't even like the word 'swinger' to be applied personally.
"unclassifiable"?
certainly non-pushy.
is there a "stupid"?
lp

I have to say, Thora Herd isn't doing it for me like the kilt and the pvc was.
Unknown User
Thora didn't 'swing' either... so I understand
lp
venus68
Casanova
Quote by __random_orbit__
Thora didn't 'swing' either... so I understand
lp

Ohhh thank you, you got me all horny again now :twisted:
Srne
Sex God
Quote by venus68
I think during our 3 years here we have been most of the above.
These days we are mostly in "The Social Swingers" category, and it's me (Mr Srne) that comes on the site, usually for the Forum. Not sure if that makes us "The Reluctant Couple" but I think myself and miss srne just have different ideas about how often we would like to swing rather than that one or either of us is only doing it for the other.
Good post though. smile

Ahh how about, The out of synch swinging couple? They both enjoy aspects of the lifestyle still, but rarely both at the same time.
What do you think?
Sorry for the late reply, yeah that sounds right, a fair bit of the time!! wink
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I've looked, I've pondered, I've skirted around several possibles.....but then come to the conclusion that I need another category- "Swinging Enigma" please!
I'm way too skittish to be pinned down! wink
Please please keep that smile, I go weak at the knees. If I were closer I would offer you a bout. Then we would see who pins who.
Oh and I think I am an Enigma.
I can not even work out who I am myself.
Gosh. Again. I've only just seen this- thank you. Let me make use of the lips passionkiss
tmann
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
I've looked, I've pondered, I've skirted around several possibles.....but then come to the conclusion that I need another category- "Swinging Enigma" please!
I'm way too skittish to be pinned down! wink
Please please keep that smile, I go weak at the knees. If I were closer I would offer you a bout. Then we would see who pins who.
Oh and I think I am an Enigma.
I can not even work out who I am myself.
Gosh. Again. I've only just seen this- thank you. Let me make use of the lips passionkiss kiss sillyassionkiss: