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What kind of swinger are you?

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I've noticed over the years that there are very different types of swingers.
Here are some of the types that I have noticed.
The reluctant couple - One of them is very keen, but the other one is doing it for their partner and a little reticent.
Number cruncher - They are the real prowlers who systematically go through as many partners as they can, rarely looking back unless they get a quiet moment and then they'll start working through again.
Opportunist - Always eager to get involved but lacking the courage to instigate, so they wait for a good opportunity and take advantage of it.
Romantic - They want to make friends, be desired and each encounter is treated like a little romance.
Slutty sex God/Goddess - They're often already in a happy loving relationship and use swinging to get rid of their excess sexual energy. They really are looking for good hard sex and fun.
Social swinger - They spend most of their time socialising and aren't really fussed about the sexual side, although when the chemistry is there they will play.
Greedy cum lover - Mostly for the ladies, they love oral cock play and having cum all over them more than penetrative sex and being the centre of attention.
Indecisive swinger - Possibly missing out on opportunist as they can't make their mind up?
The non-pushy swinger - Often making good friends, but not able to notice the green light, so rarely getting past amber? Would play more if they were approached more directly.
Timewaster - Has lots of enthusiasm, usually has a cam and always ready to meet, but never follows through.
The No Show - Usually wants to meet at short notice, will not show you a picture of their face due to work, but expects to meet saying you won't be disappointed. Dodgy!
Popular Single Guy - This person has been to a few parties, goes in the chat room and possibly forum and is well known amongst the regulars as being well behaved and a safe bet. He knows his manners, understands boundaries and can have a conversation as well as enjoy playing when asked.
Fake pic swingers - These people either use pics years out of date or someone elses and pose as this person in order to get a meet. They hope that on meeting the person will feel obligated to go through with it.
Scared Swinger - Reasonably new to the seen, has lots of dreams and fantasies, but doesn't know where or how to start, let alone approach people.
Seasoned Swinger - Has been around for several years, is known by most people and lots of experience. When they go to a club the staff know them well and there is usually a story or two to be told. These are people that get name dropped in conversation and you either really want to meet or you're scared stiff by them or even both!
Swinging Enigma - For those who are way too skittish to be pinned down!
I'm sure there are lots more that you may like to add or edit in this list. Which category do you fit into and have you met anyone from any other category?
Do you identify with any of them or more than one depending on your mood?
We're crap swingers - never sure when anyone is interested so don't make any suggestions - then take ages to get around to sex because we don't want to be pushy rolleyes redface
Quote by Freckledbird
We're crap swingers - never sure when anyone is interested so don't make any suggestions - then take ages to get around to sex because we don't want to be pushy rolleyes redface

we are to!!. Im to shy to flirt surprisedops: and don't read im interested vibes very well!! lol
Quote by Freckledbird
We're crap swingers - never sure when anyone is interested so don't make any suggestions - then take ages to get around to sex because we don't want to be pushy rolleyes redface

Oh that sounds like me when I want to buy something. Would that come under the 'Indecisive swinger?' Possibly missing out on opportunist as they can't make their mind up?
Or...
'The non-pushy swinger' Often making good friends, but not able to notice the green light, so rarely getting past amber? Would play more if they were approached more directly.
Quote by Freckledbird
We're crap swingers - never sure when anyone is interested so don't make any suggestions - then take ages to get around to sex because we don't want to be pushy rolleyes redface

Same here :thumbup:
Quote by venus68
Would that come under the 'Indecisive swinger?' Possibly missing out on opportunist as they can't make their mind up?
Or...
'The non-pushy swinger' Often making good friends, but not able to notice the green light, so rarely getting past amber? Would play more if they were approached more directly.

Probably either of those, yes.
I think during our 3 years here we have been most of the above.
These days we are mostly in "The Social Swingers" category, and it's me (Mr Srne) that comes on the site, usually for the Forum. Not sure if that makes us "The Reluctant Couple" but I think myself and miss srne just have different ideas about how often we would like to swing rather than that one or either of us is only doing it for the other.
Good post though. smile
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I think during our 3 years here we have been most of the above.
These days we are mostly in "The Social Swingers" category, and it's me (Mr Srne) that comes on the site, usually for the Forum. Not sure if that makes us "The Reluctant Couple" but I think myself and miss srne just have different ideas about how often we would like to swing rather than that one or either of us is only doing it for the other.
Good post though. smile

Ahh how about, The out of synch swinging couple? They both enjoy aspects of the lifestyle still, but rarely both at the same time.
What do you think?
I don't really class myself as a swinger, really. I'm not brave enough to do it on my own and my relationship is complicated so swinging is a very rare occurance.
I never see a green light from people I fancy, I automatically assume they're not interested, I do sometimes see interest from people I don't fancy but then feel guilty for not having reciprical feelings.
H.x
i would suspect we fit into the category of non pushy couple but we also want to get to know people in a social environment before we commit to anything we need to get to know people and like to know what the other person is also looking for to ensure everybody is happy.
Sara
I think I'm a combination of the Social-Opportunist-Slutty-Sex-Goddess myself... :giggle:
Without doubt
A timewaster
slutty sex goddess/social swinger depending. :twisted:
non pushy for us too
being as im on here most of all that would be me then LOL....dont notice any green lights....come to think of it, i DONT think there have been ANY green lights for me to notice :cry: :cry: lol haha my inbox remains green light free!
but out of all those categories, it would deffo be non pushy LOL none of the others fit smile
I would like to be the Slutty sex Goddess or possibly the Greedy cum lover category but think that I really fall into the non-pushy swinger with a bit of Social swinger mixed in. redface
Not the worlds best swinger, hopeless at making a move, never see a green light (even struggle with an amber) and love the social side of things. However I do have plenty of good ideas about what I want to do if I ever make it to the slutty/greedy categories :twisted:
Cooo I'm really enjoying reading the responses. It's so interesting to see that so many of us don't notice that green light. I wonder if there is a way round that?
how about heading the PMs in big letters....GREEN LIGHT
being a newbie!! i would say that oppertunist describes me for some of the time, i'm eager but have the courage if only the green light is flashing!! lol seems we all know what we want but find it hard to communicate to each other why we are on this site, parhaps if we all opened up more we would have more fun? tell it like it is!!!
what about the scared swinger, absolutely gagging for something to happen but to scared to do anything about it....that could also be me on occasions
some people just seem soooooo..... not un approachable, but super confident and dare i use the word 'seasoned swingers', sometimes I feel I/we are not good enough to ask them for a meet
does that make sense??
there are people on here that i see and think sillyhwoar: but wouldnt dare do anything about it cos (to me) i am not in their league (whatever I perceive that to be)
I know what im trying to say but it isnt coming out well in print
Yep, that sums it up for me too.
H.x
FB you are one of those gorgeously unattainable people to me biggrin redface
Oh hell !! We seem to fit into 90% of those descriptions! Can we have a new classification just for us please?? lol
Answers on a postcard please !!!!!
How about the apathetic swinger. Wants to take part, wants to socialise and wants to fuck his/her brains out but can't be arsed with all the rigmarole leading up to it?
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FB you are one of those gorgeously unattainable people to me biggrin redface

:shock: surprisedops:
Quote by venus68
... Romantic - They want to make friends, be desired and each encounter is treated like a little romance...

Yep that's me. I'm an affection junkie.
I don't class myself as a 'swinger' as such with being a single fem and mainly meeting single guys.
But if i did, i'd prolly be a "If Only" one lol I don't drive to get anywhere and very rarely have a sitter these day so "If only" i had those 2 things more often... My sex life would be much more fun!! biggrin
On a serious note tho... I'm defo a Socail Swinger, i just love socalising its more important to be able to get on with somebody.
As a newbie I'd say I'm an 'Unswung'. Are bi swingers 'swing swongs'? lol Would love to be a 'hungswung'.
Mr Wood
From tiny acorns...... you can get a lot of wood!
:welcome: to the forum Misterwood!
Nola x
Why thank you Nola boink
In my dreams I'm a 'humdinger swinger'.