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Not sure if I've ever been called harmless before lol
Well with that avatar, I'm beginning to wonder if they have been chopped off :shock:


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I prefer the sex side of swinging, fuck the social side!!
Quote by foxylady 123
I prefer the sex side of swinging, fuck the social side!!
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Sp does anyone ever give me feedback about how to improve my adverts, or why when I go on a date they don't fancy me? Of course not, because they are far too embarassed, & would naturally assume that like many blokes, I might respond angrily.
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My stars in the paper to day said beware of offers from mysterious ladies. For nothing is as it seems...ooohhh
So come on then, own up, that's a fake photo and you're really a fat knacker who smokes like a chimney and eats pizza without slicing it up!
Even if that is you in the pics I'd still be dubious as all the Libra's I know are mad as frogs I mean cuckoo! one brick short
So here is a poem just for you
She thought she was a hottie
But that's a laugh, she's potty
Cause there's not a lot up toppy
Still, not bad I thought for tottie
So I asked her round for coffee
And stuck it up her bot...woah woah woah that's enough of that
Anyway my name is :censored: and I'm not sending you a pic just yet as that would be too easy.
If you'd like to send a suitable reply to my barbs feel free (if you can that is)
See you mad woman