I have just been hit on by a university student! :bounce: :bounce:
I am not middle aged!!!! :haha: :haha:
I am young :bounce: :bounce:
Now it is true I was not able to take advantage today but she gave me her number :bounce: :bounce:
OK yes I may be blowing my own trumpet, but I am HAPPY.
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Getting refused alcohol in asda last week with a whole weeks shopping and 9 year son by my side 
this is the asda i shop in (and also buy alcohol) every darn week bleeding snotty nosed 18 year old check out staff telling me i dont look 25 erm thats cos i aint 
im 24 (until next week) no i dont have a driving licence and yes i always cary my passport in my coat pocket :roll: so it can fall out and go missing then pau stupid amount for it to be replaced - what happened to being able to buy alcohol from the age of 18 
this is the asda i shop in (and also buy alcohol) every darn week bleeding snotty nosed 18 year old check out staff telling me i dont look 25 erm thats cos i aint im 24 (until next week) no i dont have a driving licence and yes i always cary my passport in my coat pocket :roll: so it can fall out and go missing then pau stupid amount for it to be replaced - what happened to being able to buy alcohol from the age of 18 I went shopping about a month ago to get my dongle, and was with my partner. I don't know how the conversation got to it, but we were talking about ages. Little did I know :confused: but I was being chatted up!!!
I asked the guy on the counter how old I was and he said 32... I then told him I was 41 and he looked gobsmacked.. and I couldn't figure out why! My other half was a bit cool towards me when we left... apparently he noticed that this young chap had been eyeing me up - and was disappointed when I told him my age... he was 29.. I think I was a bit old for him!!
:giggle: I had no idea.... made me feel good though.. and that my other half was jealous too (even though he won't admit it!)
Then when we went to buy my laptop, the guy on the stall put anti-virus AND gave me a laptop bag.. I don't think he does that for most of his customers.. again my other half said he was chatting me up too! :smug:
I had no idea.... I was just being me... friendly! Both were young gorgeous black men... my other half is black and I think he was a likkle bit jealous!
Made me feel half my age...!!!! Did my confidence the world of good too!
:wave2: You know I only want you hunie.. but didn't half make me feel good!!! :inlove:
I asked the guy on the counter how old I was and he said 32... I then told him I was 41 and he looked gobsmacked.. and I couldn't figure out why! My other half was a bit cool towards me when we left... apparently he noticed that this young chap had been eyeing me up - and was disappointed when I told him my age... he was 29.. I think I was a bit old for him!!
:giggle: I had no idea.... made me feel good though.. and that my other half was jealous too (even though he won't admit it!)
Then when we went to buy my laptop, the guy on the stall put anti-virus AND gave me a laptop bag.. I don't think he does that for most of his customers.. again my other half said he was chatting me up too! :smug:
I had no idea.... I was just being me... friendly! Both were young gorgeous black men... my other half is black and I think he was a likkle bit jealous!
Made me feel half my age...!!!! Did my confidence the world of good too!
:wave2: You know I only want you hunie.. but didn't half make me feel good!!! :inlove:
Last year I done a four mounth contract for Pearson's on the Strand
Got chatting to my colleagues about mortgages & stuff.
When they asked me how it was I knew so much about the subject I replied I had two on the go & had another in principal - sharp intakes of breath all round & then one girl asked how old I was...
Ooohh boy... was I smiling for the rest of the day! :happy:
Got chatting to my colleagues about mortgages & stuff.
When they asked me how it was I knew so much about the subject I replied I had two on the go & had another in principal - sharp intakes of breath all round & then one girl asked how old I was...
Ooohh boy... was I smiling for the rest of the day! :happy: Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
Last year I done a four mounth contract for Pearson's on the Strand
Got chatting to my colleagues about mortgages & stuff.
When they asked me how it was I knew so much about the subject I replied I had two on the go & had another in principal - sharp intakes of breath all round & then one girl asked how old I was...
Your as old as the women you feel
wanna feel 25 
:twisted: Quote by TanKinky
Last year I done a four mounth contract for Pearson's on the Strand
Got chatting to my colleagues about mortgages & stuff.
When they asked me how it was I knew so much about the subject I replied I had two on the go & had another in principal - sharp intakes of breath all round & then one girl asked how old I was...
Your as old as the women you feel
wanna feel 25 :twisted:Pah...
Don't waste my time hunni
...I don't get outta me bed for less than 30 women a day! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by redpantherman
Last year I done a four mounth contract for Pearson's on the Strand
Got chatting to my colleagues about mortgages & stuff.
When they asked me how it was I knew so much about the subject I replied I had two on the go & had another in principal - sharp intakes of breath all round & then one girl asked how old I was...
Your as old as the women you feel
wanna feel 25 :twisted:Pah...
Don't waste my time hunni
...I don't get outta me bed for less than 30 women a day! :twisted:
:rascal:
Quote by redpantherman
Last year I done a four mounth contract for Pearson's on the Strand
Got chatting to my colleagues about mortgages & stuff.
When they asked me how it was I knew so much about the subject I replied I had two on the go & had another in principal - sharp intakes of breath all round & then one girl asked how old I was...
I have read and re-read this.. call me dense. But you had three whaton the go ? mortgages? and what has that got to do with age? and why would that make you smile ?
Quote by splendid_
Last year I done a four mounth contract for Pearson's on the Strand
Got chatting to my colleagues about mortgages & stuff.
When they asked me how it was I knew so much about the subject I replied I had two on the go & had another in principal - sharp intakes of breath all round & then one girl asked how old I was...
I have read and re-read this.. call me dense. But you had three whaton the go ? mortgages? and what has that got to do with age? and why would that make you smile ?
Dear Dense,
RPM was chatting about mortgages, and his fellow chattees were surprised that he knew so much about the subject. They asked "Gosh, how come you know so much about the subject?" To which RPM replied "I have two mortgages, and another agreed in principle"
They retorted that he couldn't possibly have, as he "Was much too young and good looking." Rpm advised that "Actually, I'm 52 years old." And they were all jolly shocked.*
This led to a very flattered RPM being unable to stop the sides of his mouth curling up, in what is commonly known as a "smile**"
* The above account is based upon nothing more than my capacity for spouting Bollox. However, it serves to illustrate my point.
** see illustration
HTH, Winchy.
Sex God
The kids I work with guessing my age to be 22!!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Only nearly 10 years younger than I actually am!?!
Yay!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Only nearly 10 years younger than I actually am!?!
Yay!
Sex God
Quote by Misskitty_2008
my dongle
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sorry that word just makes me laugh, havent a clue why
Quote by winchwench
Last year I done a four mounth contract for Pearson's on the Strand
Got chatting to my colleagues about mortgages & stuff.
When they asked me how it was I knew so much about the subject I replied I had two on the go & had another in principal - sharp intakes of breath all round & then one girl asked how old I was...
I have read and re-read this.. call me dense. But you had three whaton the go ? mortgages? and what has that got to do with age? and why would that make you smile ?
Dear Dense,
RPM was chatting about mortgages, and his fellow chattees were surprised that he knew so much about the subject. They asked "Gosh, how come you know so much about the subject?" To which RPM replied "I have two mortgages, and another agreed in principle"
They retorted that he couldn't possibly have, as he "Was much too young and good looking." Rpm advised that "Actually, I'm 52 years old." And they were all jolly shocked.*
This led to a very flattered RPM being unable to stop the sides of his mouth curling up, in what is commonly known as a "smile**"
* The above account is based upon nothing more than my capacity for spouting Bollox. However, it serves to illustrate my point.
** see illustration
HTH, Winchy.
See.... That's why I need my wifelett to say what I mean & mean what I say :D
But!!!!
Bad wifelett for telling porkies about me being 52 years old!!!
Sexlightened
having a nurse asking me if my mum wanted a cup of tea, i was with my sister who is only 45 and doesn't her age bless her :giggle: :giggle: it was funny seeing her chasing the nurse up the ward :giggle: :giggle:
Sex God
A few times different people haven't believed I can have a child of his age - he's 20. I was 24 when he was born so it always makes me feel young :D:D:D
What makes me feel old is getting excited to see Sparks on the telly last night and said son looking blank at me saying "Sparks who?". This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us came out in - - -
wait for it - - - - -
1974!!!!!!!
I was 10 for gawd's sake.
:D:D:DWhat makes me feel old is getting excited to see Sparks on the telly last night and said son looking blank at me saying "Sparks who?". This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us came out in - - -
wait for it - - - - -
1974!!!!!!!
I was 10 for gawd's sake.
Sex God
When Im told "Mum you arent anything like you should be for your age......now grow up!" 
Casanova
I still get IDed in tesco for booze :smile2: :giggle:
Richard is 42 and with a 23 year old say no more
Richard is 42 and with a 23 year old say no more
Sex God
Quote by Whipsnspurs
on a recent night out i got chatted up by 2 guys even though it was very clear that i was with spurs. made my night.
i've always looked older than i am so it's great when guys in their 20's eye me up. one guy even does it in front of his girl friend which i think is a little off.
whips
Maybe they were swingers??
Quote by TanKinky
Getting refused alcohol in asda last week with a whole weeks shopping and 9 year son by my side
I used to get asked if I was over 18 until I was 28 in Asda! :shock: I see some of the supermarkets are saying they will ask anyone their age if they think they are under 25
What makes me feel young? Shagging people that are a decade younger than me! :wink:
Fee
XX
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
What makes me feel young? Shagging people that are a decade younger than me!
Fee
XX
Now you just watch your heart with all that exertion auld yin :wink:
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Getting refused alcohol in asda last week with a whole weeks shopping and 9 year son by my side
I used to get asked if I was over 18 until I was 28 in Asda! :shock: I see some of the supermarkets are saying they will ask anyone their age if they think they are under 25
What makes me feel young? Shagging people that are a decade younger than me! :wink:
Fee
XX
Ive always looked older and maybe acted older than my real age :dunno: and been served with alcohol in shops since i was 14
asda have the policy if ya dont look 25 you will be asked for id 
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
What makes me feel young? Shagging people that are a decade younger than me!
Fee
XX
Would shagging people older than you make you feel older then?
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Sex God
Most definately choony! ;) 
However, age is no reflection on bedroom ability, conversation, raport nor general entertainment/fun to be with value.
:kiss:
However, age is no reflection on bedroom ability, conversation, raport nor general entertainment/fun to be with value.
:kiss:
