What naughty things did you get up to at school?
Erm - I had a wank in the Headmaster's study...
Orgasminator
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What naughty things did you do at school?
Sex God
Feck me, that's set the bar pretty high!
Erm...
I took my library book back a day late and didn't pay the fine.
I know, A rebel without a cause me.
Erm...
I took my library book back a day late and didn't pay the fine.
I know, A rebel without a cause me.
Sex God
Suddenly thinks of Splendid :giggle:
What did I do at school :shock:
ops: English I got caught with my hand in someone's pocket, No idea what I was doing 
What did I do at school :shock:
ops: English I got caught with my hand in someone's pocket, No idea what I was doing 
Sex God
We went on strike for soft toilet paper - and got it too. After we had explained in detail the problems a teenage girl had with that waterproof stuff they used to make us use.
It was Izal or something - WTF was that all about? They might as well have put tin foil in the holders.
The naughtiest thing I did personally was nicked a Chemistry text book - no idea why - just to annoy the teacher I think.
It was Izal or something - WTF was that all about? They might as well have put tin foil in the holders.
The naughtiest thing I did personally was nicked a Chemistry text book - no idea why - just to annoy the teacher I think.
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
Suddenly thinks of Splendid :giggle:
it was with the headmasters daughter but not at school silly
Still :giggle: It made me think of you :rascal:
Sex God
I managed to get expelled....not sure I should list the reasons :lol2:
Sex God
I had a huge crush on my physics teacher and got caught twice with a pic of him that Id printed off the school's intranet. The 2nd time I was caught by my resistant materials actually printing it off cos got the first one confiscated ops:
Miss Cream xxx
cos got the first one confiscated ops: Miss Cream xxx
Sex God
Quote by foxylady2209
We went on strike for soft toilet paper - and got it too. After we had explained in detail the problems a teenage girl had with that waterproof stuff they used to make us use.
It was Izal or something - WTF was that all about? They might as well have put tin foil in the holders.
The naughtiest thing I did personally was nicked a Chemistry text book - no idea why - just to annoy the teacher I think.
I did that a few times actually aswell
Quote by creampie123
I had a huge crush on my physics teacher and got caught twice with a pic of him that Id printed off the school's intranet. The 2nd time I was caught by my resistant materials actually printing it off
Miss Cream xxx
i think thats wood work, metal work and plastic work to us oldies init!!!!
Sex God
I was a good girl at school. I still am :angel:
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I managed to get expelled....not sure I should list the reasons :lol2:
I got expelled to along with 3 others,for chucking a pupil, who was leaving, into the swimming pool. Fortunately it was for just a day as we were all part of the rugby squad that was needed for the county championship and the head was a rugby anatic.
I alss recall failing my french O level because Mrs Smith invigillated the exam and she sat upon the stage wearing a very short skirt and she had fabulous legs so I spent most of the exam trying to see up her skirt. Well that my excuse and I'm sticking to it!
Oh and I for one(hundred)would love to hear what the reason for PK getting expelled was ...in the very minutest of detail
:twisted: I had a really nice male teacher for humanities that taugh us sex education poor man in an all girls school.
He used to hold them in a group circle.
So I thought I would ask him what a wank was. :giggle:
Poor man the heat that came from his face warmed the whole room. I still remember his name.
He used to hold them in a group circle.
So I thought I would ask him what a wank was.
:giggle: Poor man the heat that came from his face warmed the whole room. I still remember his name.
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
I had a huge crush on my physics teacher and got caught twice with a pic of him that Id printed off the school's intranet. The 2nd time I was caught by my resistant materials actually printing it off
Miss Cream xxx
i think thats wood work, metal work and plastic work to us oldies init!!!!
That's the one :thumbup:
:giggle:
I was meant to say resistant materials teacher
Miss Cream xxx
Orgasminator
A friend of mine got suspended for having the Headmaster's daughter in the toilet cubicles.
I blew up..with 4 others I hasten to add....D block tiolets !! We were in a chemistry lesson..and the teacher had a big lump of Magnesium....he would cut off a very small amount for each of us, which we added to water to see the reaction. Was great it went white and lite up and was like a firework display. So when the teacher left the room for five mins, we went over to this large lump of magnesium and cut it in half. Putting the one half in our pockets. We agreed to convene in D block tiolets at dinner time. We threw this rather large lump of magnesium into the tiolet bowl to see the reaction. Oh boy did we get a reaction. It was an explosion, the tiolet bowl snapped and shattered, the water was cascadeing everywhere. I remember we just stood there shocked and amazed. We had all brown smoke marks round our faces from the explosion and were now ankle deep in water. Suddenly we realised what we had done and legged it. the school thought someone had vandalised the tiolets....well the last thing they would think was that someone had lumped a handfull of magnesium down the tiolet..lol
Luckily..never got caught !!
Luckily..never got caught !!
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I blew up..with 4 others I hasten to add....D block tiolets !! We were in a chemistry lesson..and the teacher had a big lump of Magnesium....he would cut off a very small amount for each of us, which we added to water to see the reaction. Was great it went white and lite up and was like a firework display. So when the teacher left the room for five mins, we went over to this large lump of magnesium and cut it in half. Putting the one half in our pockets. We agreed to convene in D block tiolets at dinner time. We threw this rather large lump of magnesium into the tiolet bowl to see the reaction. Oh boy did we get a reaction. It was an explosion, the tiolet bowl snapped and shattered, the water was cascadeing everywhere. I remember we just stood there shocked and amazed. We had all brown smoke marks round our faces from the explosion and were now ankle deep in water. Suddenly we realised what we had done and legged it. the school thought someone had vandalised the tiolets....well the last thing they would think was that someone had lumped a handfull of magnesium down the tiolet..lol
Luckily..never got caught !!
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Although I don't think it would have been magnesium, more likely to have been lithium.
Lord I was a terror at school!
- suspended for graffitti-ing that I love Les McKeown (from Bay City Rollers!!) over the walls of girls loo
- also drew charactatures of head mistress Mrs Spencer on walls and when my mum was called in she had to admit it was my work and "wasn't I good at art"
- covered the black board in RE in candle wax so couldn't be written on
- put mashed potatoe on teachers chair in music
- also smashed a toilet when 3 of us were stood on it to avoid being caught smoking
- rudest was having a feel of my "crush" under the bench in chemistry while watcing some slides in the dark
I could go on but I think I've embaressed myself too much already!!
Wench xxx
- suspended for graffitti-ing that I love Les McKeown (from Bay City Rollers!!) over the walls of girls loo
- also drew charactatures of head mistress Mrs Spencer on walls and when my mum was called in she had to admit it was my work and "wasn't I good at art"
- covered the black board in RE in candle wax so couldn't be written on
- put mashed potatoe on teachers chair in music
- also smashed a toilet when 3 of us were stood on it to avoid being caught smoking
- rudest was having a feel of my "crush" under the bench in chemistry while watcing some slides in the dark
I could go on but I think I've embaressed myself too much already!!
Wench xxx
