Quote by noladreams
My bum hurts
:shock:
Sorry, I was bored after ironing 6 shirts to go away tomorrow and needed to post something :rascal:
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What new sex-related adventures have you had lately?
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
My bum hurts
:shock:
Sorry, I was bored after ironing 6 shirts to go away tomorrow and needed to post something :rascal:
I think I do love you! :rotflmao:I thought maybe Reacher had turned the tables on Dr Bloke for a bit :rascal:
Quote by noladreams
My bum hurts
:shock:
Sorry, I was bored after ironing 6 shirts to go away tomorrow and needed to post something :rascal:
I think I do love you! :rotflmao:I thought maybe Reacher had turned the tables on Dr Bloke for a bit :rascal:
I offered lube but oh no the Doc knows best :shock:
Quote by noladreams
I thought maybe Reacher had turned the tables on Dr Bloke for a bit :rascal:
I'm liking the Dr thing and the idea of slowly seducing you dressed as a nurse while Reacher wrestles with his straight conscience for about... oh, 10 seconds ..and then gives in and jumps in feet first only to find his ankles are tied together and he's on his back before he can say 'fuck me like I paid for it!'
:rascal:
Quote by BIoke
I thought maybe Reacher had turned the tables on Dr Bloke for a bit :rascal:
I'm liking the Dr thing and the idea of slowly seducing you dressed as a nurse while Reacher wrestles with his straight conscience for about... oh, 10 seconds ..and then gives in and jumps in feet first only to find his ankles are tied together and he's on his back before he can say 'fuck me like I paid for it!'
:rascal:
The things you can get for 99p
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
I thought maybe Reacher had turned the tables on Dr Bloke for a bit :rascal:
I'm liking the Dr thing and the idea of slowly seducing you dressed as a nurse while Reacher wrestles with his straight conscience for about... oh, 10 seconds ..and then gives in and jumps in feet first only to find his ankles are tied together and he's on his back before he can say 'fuck me like I paid for it!'
:rascal:
Quote by Reacher359
I thought maybe Reacher had turned the tables on Dr Bloke for a bit :rascal:
I'm liking the Dr thing and the idea of slowly seducing you dressed as a nurse while Reacher wrestles with his straight conscience for about... oh, 10 seconds ..and then gives in and jumps in feet first only to find his ankles are tied together and he's on his back before he can say 'fuck me like I paid for it!'
:rascal:
The things you can get for 99p
$ I'll have you know!! - we really need to get this over and done with before a Mod tells us off... oh, she is one!
When are we having a 3-some? :twisted:
Sex God
a threesome would be a sex-related adventure... then we'd even be back on topic! :smug:
Quote by Melting_pot
mmmmhh I've just been asked to help "satisfy" a woman, together with 3-4 other blokes, whilst filmed by her husband, sometimes in july..
now that WOULD be an adventure indeed...but I'm not sure I'm entirelly confortable with the idea..
It'll be fine, just watch your back - blokes in that situation sometimes get confused with the word 'wo-man'! :rascal:
We've had an amazing few months since we got together. Apart from a couple of wild webcam shows and one meet on this site (with a couple, which fizzled halfway through), we've tried an anal douche, two MFF threesomes (with friends), spanking, bondage, outdoor sex (and got caught - in Italy), nipple clamps, anal beads, role-play, food sex (with at least 4 different dishes) - all of which were great and we plan to do again. However, we're still waiting on our first MMFF and haven't been to a club yet. Here's hoping SH will come good. For all you guys as well!
P&J x
P&J x
Attending our first social in Kent, fantastic new experience 
The drive from Kent to Wales was even better, over a hundred miles of getting masturbated, a long journey has never felt so good, or my knees that unsteady on exiting the car upon arrival
Both experiences im looking forward to repeating
The drive from Kent to Wales was even better, over a hundred miles of getting masturbated, a long journey has never felt so good, or my knees that unsteady on exiting the car upon arrival
Both experiences im looking forward to repeating
Sex God
Ooooh, deep throating! :smug:
Doesn't always happen but it did last week and do you know, I really really love it. Very satisfying to do indeed.
Doesn't always happen but it did last week and do you know, I really really love it. Very satisfying to do indeed.
Sex God
Quote by Reacher359
Ooooh, deep throating! :smug:
Doesn't always happen but it did last week and do you know, I really really love it. Very satisfying to do indeed.
I assume you not a highly placed mole giving up goverment secrets....
:rascal: Maybe... you gonna be all Woodward and Bernstein and stake me out?! :twisted:
Quote by noladreams
Ooooh, deep throating! :smug:
Doesn't always happen but it did last week and do you know, I really really love it. Very satisfying to do indeed.
I assume you not a highly placed mole giving up goverment secrets....
:rascal: Maybe... you gonna be all Woodward and Bernstein and stake me out?! :twisted:
on the following terms
1. you dont take out a restraining order
2. You dont laugh at my telephoto lens hidden behind my daily copy of the Times
and 3. I am privvy to all deepthroating before going public :D
Sex God
Woodward and Bernstein were a double act Bloke... am happy to be doubly-interrogated!
Sex God
Great new signature Bloke! :thumbup:
I spent a pleasant afternoon on saturday taking potential profile pics for milady minx and her mate. It was more fun and slightly more arousing than I had anticipated.
I loaded the photos onto minxs lappy for the ladies to preview with a view to me tidying up any faves and emailing them when I got home. Before I left we made sure minxs lappy was cleaned up to make sure the youngsters didnt see more of mom than she would like.
Imagine my horror this morning when I discovered that instead of copying the files from memory card to PC I had managed to cut and paste them.
Ah well I still have the memories if not the memory card data and I suppose I shall simply have to repeat the exercise soon.
I loaded the photos onto minxs lappy for the ladies to preview with a view to me tidying up any faves and emailing them when I got home. Before I left we made sure minxs lappy was cleaned up to make sure the youngsters didnt see more of mom than she would like.
Imagine my horror this morning when I discovered that instead of copying the files from memory card to PC I had managed to cut and paste them.
Ah well I still have the memories if not the memory card data and I suppose I shall simply have to repeat the exercise soon.
Quote by benrums0n
I spent a pleasant afternoon on saturday taking potential profile pics for milady minx and her mate. It was more fun and slightly more arousing than I had anticipated.
I loaded the photos onto minxs lappy for the ladies to preview with a view to me tidying up any faves and emailing them when I got home. Before I left we made sure minxs lappy was cleaned up to make sure the youngsters didnt see more of mom than she would like.
Imagine my horror this morning when I discovered that instead of copying the files from memory card to PC I had managed to cut and paste them.
Ah well I still have the memories if not the memory card data and I suppose I shall simply have to repeat the exercise soon.
You're too old for this technology ben :giggle:
