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After a long hard day’s work and what seemed like an even longer night’s socialising , having lost heavily at poker and totally failing to get off with the croupier at the casino, a lone figure enters the GFZ through the batswing doors and looks around.

The bar seems dusty and unused, on closer inspection remnants of nuts on the bar are still evident from his last visit which was some time ago. “How quickly times change” he ponders and thinks back to the days when the GFZ was one of the most popular venues to be found in SH county.
Silently he wipes the dust out of a shot glass and fills it from an old bottle of JD found standing on the bar like a long lost friend.
Looking around many fond memories flood into his mind, the hot tub, the soft sofas, the hidden dungeon below.
Nights of fun and passion spent on this very bar……..
He imagines he can almost hear the laughter, the noise, the music that used to emanate from these now dust covered rooms, and suppressing a slowly trickling tear of reminiscence, he downs his whiskey and heads for the doors.
Reaching the sidewalk and finding that some toe-rag has stolen his horse he thinks, goddamit if someone doesn’t bring that horse back soon I’ll be forced to do what I did when they nicked my horse in “ole el-passo”
I’ll have to feckin walk home rolleyes
Good times drinkies
Cleaning crew arrives to get rid of the dust
lol
Pete- I think I love you.
Stick around kiss
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Pete- I think I love you.
Stick around kiss

:inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :rose: :rose: :love: :love: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
not as unrequited as I thought then :lol2:
passionkiss
Never mind the flirting you tart! Where's the bacon butties?
passionkiss
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Never mind the flirting you tart! Where's the bacon butties?
passionkiss

hello sexy sillyassionkiss: It's your turn to make the bacon butties, that said a banana flake would go down a treat :rascal:
TWO WEEKS IN A FEKIN' ROW!!!!
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
*rattles locked doors on GFZ then looks to the heavens and gets ready to make dramatic speach.......*
Oh hello? confused :? What's this then? .......

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Never mind the flirting you tart! Where's the bacon butties?
passionkiss

Hey, I’ll have a bacon buttie……… :bounce:
Just make sure there are no booby-trap eggs in this one :wary:
Quote by Stormwalker
Never mind the flirting you tart! Where's the bacon butties?
passionkiss

Hey, I’ll have a bacon buttie……… :bounce:
Just make sure there are no booby-trap eggs in this one :wary:
Done nice and squirty, the way you like em sillyassionkiss:
Right, i've been given the place a good going over and I'm famished!!and needing a long soak in the jaquzzi cool Mr Squirty can you bring me something long and cool.
Petsey well done with GFZ, its good to see a bit of light in ere.
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TWO WEEKS IN A FEKIN' ROW!!!!
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
*rattles locked doors on GFZ then looks to the heavens and gets ready to make dramatic speach.......*
Oh hello? confused :? What's this then? .......

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

you're bored aintcha :lol2:
Quote by MrsFC
Right, i've been given the place a good going over and I'm famished!!and needing a long soak in the jaquzzi cool Mr Squirty can you bring me something long and cool.
Petsey well done with GFZ, its good to see a bit of light in ere.

hello you passionkiss
I just thought it was time to give the place a hose down wink
ohh while your here, ask MrFC if he still has that coat, ta kiss which reminds me, I still have something of yours in my bedroom redface
bolt
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Quote by MrsFC
Right, i've been given the place a good going over and I'm famished!!and needing a long soak in the jaquzzi cool Mr Squirty can you bring me something long and cool.
Petsey well done with GFZ, its good to see a bit of light in ere.

One long cold one for now……….. :cheers:
And a short warm one for later….. innocent
Shove up a bit, there’s a good chap…lol
I love your writing Pete it's very entertaining :P
I'm going in the hot tub with Mrs FC so Mines a pina Colada with loads of Ice ta cool
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Never mind the flirting you tart! Where's the bacon butties?
passionkiss
Keep flashing your arse at me like that and you'll get more than a bacon butty! :twisted: :twisted:
Mrs FC and WW how lovely to see you too sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
pours JD for Pete and G&T for self Anyone require anything else?
Will
Glass of vino please Will.....and make it a large one will ya.....I need it after the day I've had kiss
Quote by poshkate
Glass of vino please Will.....and make it a large one will ya.....I need it after the day I've had kiss
Coming right up. What do you prefer?
We have chilled Sauvignon Blanc and a Pinot Grigio or, if you prefer red, Shiraz and Merlot are both open and breathing. Actually, I have a very lovely Tempranillo open at the moment as well. Highly recommended.
Will :cheers:
Quote by willxx69
Coming right up. What do you prefer?
We have chilled Sauvignon Blanc and a Pinot Grigio or, if you prefer red, Shiraz and Merlot are both open and breathing. Actually, I have a very lovely Tempranillo open at the moment as well. Highly recommended.
Will :cheers:

Is it New Zealand Sauvignon.......if so yes please smile you're a little star Will passionkiss
Quote by poshkate
Coming right up. What do you prefer?
We have chilled Sauvignon Blanc and a Pinot Grigio or, if you prefer red, Shiraz and Merlot are both open and breathing. Actually, I have a very lovely Tempranillo open at the moment as well. Highly recommended.
Will :cheers:

Is it New Zealand Sauvignon.......if so yes please smile you're a little star Will passionkissIt is indeed NZ. I do think they're making the best Sauv Blanc at the moment - I still love Sancerre, but it's very different!
Will
Quote by willxx69
Coming right up. What do you prefer?
We have chilled Sauvignon Blanc and a Pinot Grigio or, if you prefer red, Shiraz and Merlot are both open and breathing. Actually, I have a very lovely Tempranillo open at the moment as well. Highly recommended.
Will :cheers:

Is it New Zealand Sauvignon.......if so yes please smile you're a little star Will passionkissIt is indeed NZ. I do think they're making the best Sauv Blanc at the moment - I still love Sancerre, but it's very different!
Will
Ok Fire's on the wine now too....I hear the Lambrusco's lovely this year ?? lol
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Coming right up. What do you prefer?
We have chilled Sauvignon Blanc and a Pinot Grigio or, if you prefer red, Shiraz and Merlot are both open and breathing. Actually, I have a very lovely Tempranillo open at the moment as well. Highly recommended.
Will :cheers:

Is it New Zealand Sauvignon.......if so yes please smile you're a little star Will passionkissIt is indeed NZ. I do think they're making the best Sauv Blanc at the moment - I still love Sancerre, but it's very different!
Will
Ok Fire's on the wine now too....I hear the Lambrusco's lovely this year ?? lolI will be more than happy to pour you a glass Fire. Mind you, it would have to be a very unusual year for the Lambrusco to be that good! :scared:
Will
Quote by Pete_sw
Looking around many fond memories flood into his mind, the hot tub, the soft sofas, the hidden dungeon below.
Nights of fun and passion spent on this very bar……..

Nola wonders what she has to do to be initiated into membership? Sounds like a good place to be....
Quote by Pete_sw
TWO WEEKS IN A FEKIN' ROW!!!!
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
*rattles locked doors on GFZ then looks to the heavens and gets ready to make dramatic speach.......*
Oh hello? confused :? What's this then? .......

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

you're bored aintcha :lol2:
Moi? :shock:
I remember someone telling me that only boring people got bored.... so I am currently without anything to occupy my time. ;) :lol2:
*goes off to get naked, waggle flappy body parts at women while going "blear-hahahahah!" and then get in the jacuzzi*
So as we're in here now, can we claim squatters rights? :giggle:
Quote by noladreams30

Looking around many fond memories flood into his mind, the hot tub, the soft sofas, the hidden dungeon below.
Nights of fun and passion spent on this very bar……..

Nola wonders what she has to do to be initiated into membership? Sounds like a good place to be....
Consider yourself initiated.
Now, what can I get you?
What? :shock: :shock: Wouldn't you like a drink first? :shock: :shock:
Hussy! lol :lol:
I want my feet rubbing so that they're warm when I get into bed and put them on MrFB! lol
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I want my feet rubbing so that they're warm when I get into bed and put them on MrFB! lol

Stick em in the fridge and make him howl :lol2:
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I want my feet rubbing so that they're warm when I get into bed and put them on MrFB! lol

Stick em in the fridge and make him howl :lol2:
:lol: bad man! smackbottom
Quote by Steve
Stick em in the fridge and make him howl :lol2:

Kinky git!! :shock:
Perhaps I should do it as well FB dunno
Quote by Shireen

Stick em in the fridge and make him howl :lol2:

Kinky git!! :shock:
Perhaps I should do it as well FB dunno
By all means...
I sleep on top of the duvet anyway so wont affect me flipa
Quote by Shireen

Stick em in the fridge and make him howl :lol2:

Kinky git!! :shock:
Perhaps I should do it as well FB dunno
I think you should, so that he understands just how wicked he's being lol