What noises do you make during sex?

2 May 2005

Are you a gentle purrrrrrrr, a deep moan, a screamer, filthy shouting banshee or just quite until the big moment?
Personally I blame too many adolesent years wanking for making me a bit quite...but given the right BJ.....
Anyone really keep the neighbours up at night?

2 May 2005

Someone, off here, once told me he thought i was going to shatter the windows!!!! redface

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2 May 2005

I've only met one person off here (wow lol

:shock: :lol: ) but I'm sure a few hotel residents were complaining about the noise until the not so small hours.....
As someone sung somewhere...."oh what a night..."

2 May 2005

i giggle purrrr followed by screams filthy language houwling more purrrrs and quite a few giggles after. quiet ? me ? nooooooooo :twisted: wink

2 May 2005

I couldn't possibly comment redface

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2 May 2005

I don't make much noise at all, just go rigid all over my body and red in the face and neck until I've finished cumming redface

Jon's not too noisy either, although I would say he grunts a bit :shock: lol

I think we learnt to be extra quiet when my parents were living with us and now they've gone, we can't seem to break the habit and let it all out rolleyes

:lol:
Tracy-Jayne

2 May 2005

I guess I have to admit to being noisy redface

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Ians always telling me to keep the noise down but I guess I am worse when I am with just Ian because I am so relaxed rolleyes

I do swear sometimes as well :oops:
Never book a hotel room next to me at a munch :giggle:

2 May 2005

I believe that Im actually very very quiet rolleyes

But..........................Mr Tigs, My Kids, My Neighbours and basically the rest of the street just dont agree with me
lol

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2 May 2005

why do I have to pick one?
...I make lotsa diff noises, depending on situation/location/stimulation/partner(s)... and can even be quiet, at least now... it was something I had to learn redface

2 May 2005

last night it went sort of like....
umphh...umphh...umphh
arghh....arghh...arghh
umphh...umphhh...umpphh
arghh...arghh...ARGHHHH!!!!!
what!.....what!...
me leg ...shhhiittt...me leg!...me leg!.....crammmp!!......oooofff!
hang on , right how does that feel...is it easing
no the other fucker...ooowwww!
alright ...alright...there..now push!
oh..oh..ohh...
knock knock.....mum you allright?
yes ...yes...bloody cramp!
oh..o.k. ..did you iron my pink top?
no...owww!...no I'll do it in the morning
uh....night
is it alright now?
yes yes it's going.
good good....so erm...dya fancy a coffee or something
pass my dressing gown, I'll be down in a minute

2 May 2005

The quiet thing def kicks in when the kids are at home I agree!
S'nice to have the vocals
Remember being embarrassed after my first big meet on another site - still don't know if everyone heard me through the walls or not redface

Wouldn't bother me now like :twisted:
Afternoons in on my own have been v liberating noise wise! Please refer to trigger finger post earlier wink

Cathy x

2 May 2005

I'm normally quiet, until a barrage of bad language and shouts when I come, then I go quiet again.
Only alternative I can think of it a running commentary on the act so I stay quiet, saviouring the moment biggrin

2 May 2005

I just find there are noisey times and quiet times... lol mainly if kids are about or not innocent

2 May 2005

Quote by davej
last night it went sort of like....
umphh...umphh...umphh
arghh....arghh...arghh
umphh...umphhh...umpphh
arghh...arghh...ARGHHHH!!!!!
what!.....what!...
me leg ...shhhiittt...me leg!...me leg!.....crammmp!!......oooofff!
hang on , right how does that feel...is it easing
no the other fucker...ooowwww!
alright ...alright...there..now push!
oh..oh..ohh...
knock knock.....mum you allright?
yes ...yes...bloody cramp!
oh..o.k. ..did you iron my pink top?
no...owww!...no I'll do it in the morning
uh....night
is it alright now?
yes yes it's going.
good good....so erm...dya fancy a coffee or something
pass my dressing gown, I'll be down in a minute

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Got to be the best thing I have read on here in ages - brilliant Dave
Probably so good cos I reckon most of us have been in that sort of situation so many times - the true life funnies are far funnier than make believe.
For me, just a quiet puuur, especially when I am being pampered - so...... not a lot of purring going on over here :cry:

2 May 2005

The only sound that I have heard recently was ' Is it in yet??' confused

2 May 2005

eek eek .. eek eek .. eek eek .. eek eek
Not worked out if it's my hip or the bed yet..... confused

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2 May 2005

Quote by easy
eek eek .. eek eek .. eek eek .. eek eek
Not worked out if it's my hip or the bed yet..... :shock:

I'd go get it sorted if I was you Easy, have the hip removed and try again, if there is still an eek sound then it's yer bed.

2 May 2005

Quote by davej
eek eek .. eek eek .. eek eek .. eek eek
Not worked out if it's my hip or the bed yet..... :shock:

I'd go get it sorted if I was you Easy, have the hip removed and try again, if there is still an eek sound then it's yer bed.
Well I did try to rule out the bed by doing it in the back of the car, but I couldn't hear the possible squeek over the sound of the suspension klunking........... at least I think it was the suspension. :shock:
Dave, you're a man-of-the-world type bloke, how much will a new hip set me back as moneys a bit tight at the mo?

2 May 2005

Quote by easy
Well I did try to rule out the bed by doing it in the back of the car, but I couldn't hear the possible squeek over the sound of the suspension klunking........... at least I think it was the suspension. :shock:
Dave, you're a man-of-the-world type bloke, how much will a new hip set me back as moneys a bit tight at the mo?

A hip replacement is a very common procedure these daays Easy and can be done free on the NHS although it's unlikely that an eek sound when your having sex will be classed as reason enough. You might want to throw in the physcological argument that your eek is having a detrimental affect on your sex ,especially when making love with music playing in the back ground, the fact that your rhythm is destroyed as you try and make the eek stay in time with the beat, will add some kudos to your claims. I still doubt that you will be given the job for free.
It's very rare for the bone to be at fault as this is a big fucker that can stand up to the rigours of life, it is more than likely that it is the joint thats playing up. This joint is no more than a simple ball and socket joint, similar to the one you can find on the steering system of your car. Quikfit are doing a great deal at the moment whereby you pay for the parts and fitting is free, so there's your answer mate...........you can't get better than a quik fit fitter, there the boys to trust. :thumbup:

2 May 2005

Quote by davej
Well I did try to rule out the bed by doing it in the back of the car, but I couldn't hear the possible squeek over the sound of the suspension klunking........... at least I think it was the suspension. :shock:
Dave, you're a man-of-the-world type bloke, how much will a new hip set me back as moneys a bit tight at the mo?

A hip replacement is a very common procedure these daays Easy and can be done free on the NHS although it's unlikely that an eek sound when your having sex will be classed as reason enough. You might want to throw in the physcological argument that your eek is having a detrimental affect on your sex ,especially when making love with music playing in the back ground, the fact that your rhythm is destroyed as you try and make the eek stay in time with the beat, will add some kudos to your claims. I still doubt that you will be given the job for free.
It's very rare for the bone to be at fault as this is a big fucker that can stand up to the rigours of life, it is more than likely that it is the joint thats playing up. This joint is no more than a simple ball and socket joint, similar to the one you can find on the steering system of your car. Quikfit are doing a great deal at the moment whereby you pay for the parts and fitting is free, so there's your answer mate...........you can't get better than a quik fit fitter, there the boys to trust. :thumbup:
Or you might try letting the woman go on top biggrin

2 May 2005

Love a good moan at the neighbours........... lol

2 May 2005

erm
i grunt ,groan, and oooooooooooo a lot
i think
but if the kids are about
its done face down in a pillow
confused

2 May 2005

janes quiet to the point of orgasm then gasps and throws her head back and go's completly rigid hump

2 May 2005

Quote by davej
It's very rare for the bone to be at fault as this is a big fucker that can stand up to the rigours of life, it is more than likely that it is the joint thats playing up. This joint is no more than a simple ball and socket joint, similar to the one you can find on the steering system of your car. Quikfit are doing a great deal at the moment whereby you pay for the parts and fitting is free, so there's your answer mate...........you can't get better than a quik fit fitter, there the boys to trust. :thumbup:

Thanks Dave I knew you'd know all about it. I wouldn't trust any of the local QuickFit mechanics as far as I coud throw them (and as they all seem to be over 300lbs that's probably not far. Especially with a dodgy hip). Me and a mate are quite handy with the old spanners, so I'll just use the mallet anasthetic and let him get on with it. Can't be that hard.
What brand of joint do you recommend, should I go for the cheap and cheerful Ford or Vauxhall one or maybe a BMW or Audi one, or should I throw caution to the wind and go for one from a Merc, although given your experience with Mercs maybe I should go with the Lexus instead. dunno

Oh and as for leting Countess on top....... forget it. It's the only bloody time I come out on top and I'm not giving it up. evil

2 May 2005

Quote by pleasure40070
janes quiet to the point of orgasm then gasps and throws her head back and go's completly rigid

My grandad did that the day he died

2 May 2005

Quote by davej
janes quiet to the point of orgasm then gasps and throws her head back and go's completly rigid

My grandad did that the day he died
I'd like to go having a bit with some 19-year-old blonde as well. wink

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2 May 2005

Quote by easy
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What brand of joint do you recommend, should I go for teh cheap and cheerful Ford or Vauxhall one or maybe a BMW or Audi one, or should I throw caution to the wind and go for one from a Merc, although given your experience with Mercs maybe I should go with the Lexus instead.
Of and as for leting Countess on top....... forget it. It's the only bloody time I come out on top and I'm not giving it up.

There's little point in fitting an expensive top of the range joint into a ....eermm.....well any ways, perhaps something from a 1977 Land Rover would be best for you

2 May 2005

Quote by davej

Yep that's me. A quality piece of kit that just goes forever. :smug:
Thanks Dave I'll call in to the motor-factors in the morning. :thumbup:

3 May 2005

I guess i must be classed as noisy. moaner shouter and purrrr lol

Something to do with getting a pillow or cushion shoved over my mouth dunno

:grin:
:love: xxx

3 May 2005

/Hijack mode on
Seems I forgot just how important that going rigid thing is, so I'm always getting stuck sad

Quote by RedHot
I don't make much noise at all, just go rigid all over my body and red in the face and neck until I've finished cumming

Quote by pleasure-40070
throws her head back and go's completly rigid

Then I read this....
If you are almost at orgasm and get stuck, sex researchers Julia Heiman and Joseph LoPiccolo have found that deliberately tensing your legs, stomach, arms or feet will send you over the edge.
Gonna have to give it a try next time round :twisted:
/Hijack mode off
PS. I'm a screamer....I scream out my sexual frustration evil

What sounds do you make?