What NOT to do with a lit cigarette!

30 Jan 2005

Well, I'm sure that everyone's seen the signs in petrol stations, haven't you?
The ones that say 'please extinguish your cigarette' or 'highly flammable' or similar?
Called in a petrol station yesterday en route to Essex. Alex_Female and Marya took a minute or so to digest the warning information.
Marya : 'Oh shit you can't smoke in petrol stations!', then threw lit fag out of car window :shock:
Alex_Female: 'Oh bollox!', threw her lit fag out the car window - into a BUSH! :shock:
Both ladies were more concerned about the police car sat directly in front of us than the possible chance that we might all get blown into millions of pieces when petrol station exploded confused

Never known a man drive out of a petrol station qhuite a fast as Dave_Notts did yesterday lol

:lol:
Bev
xx

30 Jan 2005

What a pair of plonkers! rolleyes

30 Jan 2005

was that the service station on the news this morning? :shock:

30 Jan 2005

apart from lobbing it out of a car window in a petrol station...
id have said as the title of the thread mentions...
dont smoke it in the first place!!!
says Ant who's on 30 or so roll ups aday!!!
:cry: :cry: :cry:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by ant140
apart from lobbing it out of a car window in a petrol station...
id have said as the title of the thread mentions...
dont smoke it in the first place!!!

And cue..... Rainbows - 6 months non smoker and counting :smug: :smug: :smug:

30 Jan 2005

Ive been reading a book about stopping tabbing....
its really good..it advises you to keep tabbing while reading the book...
I started reading it 2 months ago!!!!
and still havent finished the bugger yet :cry: :cry: :cry:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by ant140
Ive been reading a book about stopping tabbing....
its really good..it advises you to keep tabbing while reading the book...
I started reading it 2 months ago!!!!
and still havent finished the bugger yet :cry: :cry: :cry:

tabbing?

30 Jan 2005

smoking...sorry its just a word some people use for smoking redface

ops:

30 Jan 2005

Quote by ant140
smoking...sorry its just a word some people use for smoking ops:

wouldn't it have been just as quick to write smoking and not make me feel stupid :oops: not that that's easy...
anyhoo...I assume it's the Alan Carr one? lots of my friends have had great success with that...I have yet to read it....Mmmmm ciiiiggggaaarrrreeeetttttttts :twisted: :twisted:
smoke em if you gottem rolleyes

30 Jan 2005

Just glad i wasnt parked up next to you.

30 Jan 2005

it would and it is Alan Carr...
good book but like I said I havent finished it yet
im sat here typing happily away with a bloody tab(cigarette) stuck out me gob sad

:(

31 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Well, I'm sure that everyone's seen the signs in petrol stations, haven't you?
The ones that say 'please extinguish your cigarette' or 'highly flammable' or similar?
Called in a petrol station yesterday en route to Essex. Alex_Female and Marya took a minute or so to digest the warning information.
Marya : 'Oh shit you can't smoke in petrol stations!', then threw lit fag out of car window :shock:
Alex_Female: 'Oh bollox!', threw her lit fag out the car window - into a BUSH! :shock:
Both ladies were more concerned about the police car sat directly in front of us than the possible chance that we might all get blown into millions of pieces when petrol station exploded
Never known a man drive out of a petrol station quite a fast as Dave_Notts did yesterday :lol:
Bev
xx

Oooh ya bugger!!! smackbottom

I didn't see this yesterday. I bet you thought you'd got away with it!!!
Hope you don't mind me doing your job for you (qhuite???)

31 Jan 2005

:lol: :lol: I did think about bumping it so you didn't miss it. And no, you can be the new spell checker :lol: :lol:
Bev
xx
ps, does that mean you will be editing/spell checking the contribution Dave_Notts promised me?