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what planet are some of these guys from?

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"Seeking BJ if you can accommodate either close to Loughborough University or Derby. Prefer straight, married, masculine type between 25 to 40 and not overweight. No small talk necessary. " thats one blokes advert in its entirity......
seems like this guy has issues to me.
1. he wants a bj from a straight guy...........?????????????? yeah sure straight men really love going down on other guys
2. "not overweight"...........does it really matter what someone looks like if all you want to know them for is to suck your dizzle?
he couldnt even be assed to put a pic on his ad. he can go f himself
another one from a male half of a couple "Prefer married guys, as more chance of being drug & disease free" yeah right a marriage license is instant safe sex
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another one from a male half of a couple "Prefer married guys, as more chance of being drug & disease free" yeah right a marriage license is instant safe sex

rolleyes What's this - rip the piss out of other people's ads day?
So some ad's may leave a lot to be desired and we all know the same people will eventually come on here moaning that they didn't get instant gratification, but is that any reason to critise their ads in such a fashion?
A little constructive critisism may be helpful, but simply tearing them apart in jest is not the way to go IMO.
Perhaps next time you see such an ad, you could do what most of us do and simply pass it by without a second thought.
You probably spent more time constructing your post than they did on their ads . . . . it says a lot about both of you confused
Tracy-Jayne
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Awwww T-J hun you can be sooooooo hard at times lol
Phredd :love:
I want to know how you can make small talk when doing a BJ anyway.. My mum told me it was rude to speak with your mouth full!
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i thought that was constructive criticism..............
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i thought that was constructive criticism..............

If you'd advised how to make it better, then it would have been constructive.
Without explanation or advice, it's just destructive.
I still smiled though.
hey im not picking on them at random just for the fun of it. they mailed me first. and i mailed them back and told them just what i said here. besides if i was trying to rip them to shreds id name names.
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besides if i was trying to rip them to shreds id name names.

:shock: Would you? What a wonderful guy you must be . . . . I thought naming names was not allowed on this site in any shape or form. Whether they had contacted you or not is irrelevant confused
Hey ho! We live and learn . . .
T-J
Mike48 you can come out of the corner now . . . and bend yourself over my knee :twisted:
as in usernames.....christ i must be rubbing you up the wrong way
yes we get silly mail like it all the time
then we get some good ones
so if u don`t answer them
they might go away
then complain
u won`t get moaned at
yeah i should have ignored him but on his sixth inbox i thought id better reply and tell him im not interested because im a bit chunky.
whats happened to this forum? its not like im the first person to say something negative about some of the photo(less) ads.......
it`s the `jobsworth` brigade......
power goes to some peoples heads....
oops....did we say that????
lol twos.....im not trying to lead you astray and get you in the same trouble im in. im unpopular enough already dont want to drag you down to my level
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lol twos.....im not trying to lead you astray and get you in the same trouble im in. im unpopular enough already dont want to drag you down to my level

been there - done that!!!!!!!!!!!
can`t please everyone all of the time
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here....try one of ours!!!!!!!!
just replying to your advert on here, im local to the area a single man, got transport and very very up for it lol
im guessing you get hundreds of these replys most of which are from ugly bald older guys who cant pull!!!!
your in luck my cheeky little lady freind, i am not any of the above....
now i bet ur thinking " yeah right why havent you got a pic on your profile then"
the answer? i havent been arsed to do it yet! i have got pics and also have a camera phone that i can send pics from so if ur interested maybe the next step could be me showing u my pic?
anyways if u think u can handle a local and randy guy like me reply!
love your attitude twos-company...and you are right easyease... yours was not the first negative comment... people get ripped on this forum regularly and most people seem to buzz off it...
personally i think it could have been a really amusing thread and incidently informative for the authors of such messages... but i'll bet there's a few dont agree lol
hey twos that bloke sounds like he loves himself way too much. bet he is a really considerate lover-not. "your in luck" argh that makes me f'kin cringe. so er i take it he didnt get lucky then?
funny enough -he rethought it and mailed us again...sounded 1/2 decent......but 1st impressions count.....no won`t be meeting this guy lol
well its good to see a few people in here havent got there head up there arse and have a sense of humour. lol