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Quote by Marcuso

I shall make a very fast exit........ and leave it until the next time.....

All you have to do is give me a call and I will come racing to the aid of the fair damsel in distress.
I will be your knight in shining armour

(And I won't even expect a kiss in return because hell won't have frozen over lol )
Marcuso
more of a w****r in tin foil, soz marcuso but i could`nt resist.
sierra x x
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xx xx
its got to be wishys new avatar, scares me shit less.
looks like it has the same affect on meaty as well.
sierra x x :scared:
The fooking huge house spider that just appeared on my bedroom window ledge.
:shock: :scared: bolt
and now that autumn is fast approaching... all those huge garden spiders will be looking for a cosier place to hunt.... indoors!!
Quote by sierra
its got to be wishys new avatar, scares me shit less.
looks like it has the same affect on meaty as well.
sierra x x :scared:

no it didn't, just sat on naughtynymphos special chair by mistake :eeek:
Quote by MadAtGravity
The fooking huge house spider that just appeared on my bedroom window ledge.
:shock: :scared: bolt

Its either the twin to the one thats living in my house... or it has travelled...... lol
equi-princess xxx
Quote by meat2pleaseu
its got to be wishys new avatar, scares me shit less.
looks like it has the same affect on meaty as well.
sierra x x :scared:

no it didn't, just sat on naughtynymphos special chair by mistake :eeek:
:rascal: :rascal:
did you want a go meaty :moon:
I know what scares wenchy, bits of fluff! the other night i was sat wathing tv and she was on the pc, all of a sudden she jumped out of the chair and shouted theres a spider. so i rushed over turned the light on. To find she was screaming at a bloody bit of fluff. What is it with women and spiders rolleyes dunno
I am not bothered by spiders/wasps/snakes etc... Good job really as they have some really huge one's in Australia :shock: lol
I can honestly say that there is only one thing that scares me rigid and that is the possibility of being a widow.... Having faced the possibility in January this year, it's not something that I really want to face again....
Love you Steve passionkiss
Shireen
xxx
I'm not scared of spiders but I'm a bit frightened of Debbiewebs :shock:
Quote by equi-princess
What really scares you???????

Heights!! :shock: :scared:
when i was a kid i was utterly terrified of the gorgon on clash of the titans. to this day i find glowing eyes really terrifying.
Quote by equi-princess
The fooking huge house spider that just appeared on my bedroom window ledge.
:shock: :scared: bolt

Its either the twin to the one thats living in my house... or it has travelled...... lol
equi-princess xxx
I swear my house is being invaded by the evil spawns of Satan, the one in my bedroom has now been removed, as has the one I just found in the kitchen. And why are they all so big all of a sudden?!?!?!? I have no idea why they scare me so much, totally irrational, but anything bigger than a money spider just scares the living poop out of me!
Please to tell you all,
I have just caught a large spider wandering across the floor..............and put it in the garden
Quote by Sarah
Please to tell you all,
I have just caught a large spider wandering across the floor..............and put it in the garden

You're certainly braver than me wink
i just remembered the last film that actually terrified me - the ring! oh yeah and the grudge (not the american remakes)
they actually made me proper terrified - like when you're a kid and you think there's a ghost in your room - your heart is pounding and your skin is crawling and you can't open your eyes....
horrifying :shock:
FANCY MEETING UP ,, I'LL BRING" HERMIE "MY PET TURANTULA , :shock: , THAT'LL GET YER DRAWERS OFF QUICKER THAN PETROL PRICES RISIN (EVIL LAUGH) HA HA HA HA ,,, :twisted:
But I cant stand those bloody porcilin dolls face's mad :x :x
CREEEEEEEEEPY!!!!!!!!!
Ladders ( it is ladders not heights I can do the world tallest rollercoasters without breaking sweat) but i hate being up ladders....... to the pont where when our tv ariel blew over in a storm...... after 3 attempts of getting up on the roof, naughtynymphos went up and did it lol
Quote by MadAtGravity
Please to tell you all,
I have just caught a large spider wandering across the floor..............and put it in the garden

You're certainly braver than me wink
Caught it at arms lenght with a brush and dust pan, and ran into the garden with it, before it could crawl out of the dust pan :shock:
Quote by WibblyWobbly
My then husband's head swivelled on his shoulder to look at me in amazement at my words and accent...

But did his head swivel 360 degress like in the Exorcist .... nah THAT'S freaky!!!
Quote by sierra
its got to be wishys new avatar, scares me shit less.
looks like it has the same affect on meaty as well. :scared:

It's from the film 'Legend' - the devil is red in the film but this is Tim Curry during make-up, it took four hours to apply all the base foundoution - the black stuff - to get that final red layer to look like it was real skin - and then they added the horns ..... wow .... I 'd love to go to a fancy dress party dressed like ............................
THIS!

........and what scares me??? ..... Nothing! ...... I don't particularly like spiders but I just trap them in an upturned pint glass and either:
1). Throw them out the window (I live on the 1st floor of a block of flats so if the fecker ain't got wings it had better grow some pronto!)
2). Watch it die! (After it's driven itself mentally friggin insane trying to break the glass with it's eight pathetic little legs and head but the glass three or four zillion times!)
Not a great lover of flying either but it's got better since I watched Fight Club where Brad Pitt explains that all the safety cards show smiling people as happy as Hindu cows even though the plane is going down! ......... (it's coz they are breathing pure oxygen and oxygen gets you high! - apparently)
p.s. Innit funny how you can dread the thought of getting on a plane for six months (if you book in January like my ex-wife used to) yet you know darn well you gotta get back on the bloody thing 2 weeks later but you don't fear it as much. It's all psychological bollox. I just get wankered and to hell with it.
The thing that scares me most is telling other people what scares me most.
I think the Devil in Wishy's picture has a rather sensitive mouth, don't you think?
Quote by MRK 1
FANCY MEETING UP ,, I'LL BRING" HERMIE "MY PET TURANTULA , :shock: , THAT'LL GET YER DRAWERS OFF QUICKER THAN PETROL PRICES RISIN (EVIL LAUGH) HA HA HA HA ,,, :twisted:

If i met a tarantula walking across the carpet.... my heart would stop instantly..... !!!!!!!!!
I still haven't found that mega-humongous arachnid intruder as yet.... but i keep looking everywhere... he's here somewhere... and after having been told they can get underneath doors............ i am absolutely terrified that it will get into the bedroom.!!!!!!!!!!
equi-princess xxx
Quote by equi-princess
FANCY MEETING UP ,, I'LL BRING" HERMIE "MY PET TURANTULA , :shock: , THAT'LL GET YER DRAWERS OFF QUICKER THAN PETROL PRICES RISIN (EVIL LAUGH) HA HA HA HA ,,, :twisted:

If i met a tarantula walking across the carpet.... my heart would stop instantly..... !!!!!!!!!
I still haven't found that mega-humongous arachnid intruder as yet.... but i keep looking everywhere... he's here somewhere... and after having been told they can get underneath doors............ i am absolutely terrified that it will get into the bedroom.!!!!!!!!!!
equi-princess xxx
:twisted: Look under your pillow equi....... just before you turn the light off to go to sleep.... that's when they like to snuggle up nice n close like.... :twisted:
Only thing that scares me is losing the ones I love. Nothing Else.
I love spiders, coz they eat flies.I am always rescuing Jo-Jo from the ones that come up the drain pipe into the bath.
Flying is an absolute Buzz, having just started to learn to fly. Its better than my motorbike, though a darn site more expensive on fuel.
Snorkeling in the red sea when we had a 900m drop off...woo hoo now thats deep!
Quote by Sarah
Please to tell you all,
I have just caught a large spider wandering across the floor..............and put it in the garden

No good sarah, they breed in the garden and get bigger and bigger in a few months time when the wethear gets colder they hatch their plans to get back into the house..be warned they want to take over the world and make us all slaves..RUN NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN bolt
Priest and vicars scare the shit out of me :scared: :scared:
Quote by HornyRed
Priest and vicars scare the shit out of me :scared: :scared:

I know what you mean. I am not over keen on Churches
Quote by seagull69
Priest and vicars scare the shit out of me :scared: :scared:

I know what you mean. I am not over keen on Churches
yeah.. The Name of the Rose did it for me!