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I think we deserve a Sarge song for the occassion.
Would it be ample abuse to insist that 10,000 user names are mentioned in it? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
dawn should boobnap him and whisk him away to her secret hideaway
make him do all her uni work
peel a mountain of sprouts
then when hes tired demand to have her wicked way
:twisted:

I'm not shagging Sarge :eeek:
Not in several million years :shock:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
boobnap

has this word alone not provoked a responce from the man?
Is he made of steel?
lp
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Declare war on Wales dunno

smackbottom
Hasn't this thread been locked yet? :dunno:
:giggle:
Quote by flower411
Well !! I think you`re all rotten to poor old bilko. I won`t hear a bad word said about him. Him and me being such good mates, I can`t think of a nicer, more reasonable and all round sensible member of the SH team lol

you do know accepting bribes from the Bods is against site rules doncha? :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
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Now, about that house party he agreed to last time he was on here drunk :giggle:

Oooh I remember that time! lol
Maybe he's tidying the house and getting the beers in ready for us all to come round to his, and thats why he's gone all quiet! :bounce:
...............OFFICIAL INVITATION!................
............SARGE IS HAVING A PARTY AT HIS HOUSE!..........
..................EVERYONE WELCOME!.............

:giggle:
Fee
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Quote by Dawnie
Start a thread about cock size dunno

It being Bilko and if the writing on the SH toilet wall is to be believed :shock: then this probably isn't a good idea. :giggle:
Quote by Dawnie
Post pictures on your profile, place an ad and ask us what we think :dunno:

DEAR GOD WOMAN!!
What the HELL have we ever done to you to warrant such punishment. :eeek: bolt
Quote by LadyFeeBee
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Now, about that house party he agreed to last time he was on here drunk :giggle:

Oooh I remember that time! lol
Maybe he's tidying the house and getting the beers in ready for us all to come round to his, and thats why he's gone all quiet! :bounce:
...............OFFICIAL INVITATION!................
............SARGE IS HAVING A PARTY AT HIS HOUSE!..........
..................EVERYONE WELCOME!.............

:giggle:
Fee
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He only lives about 15 mins away from me and I'm at a loose end tonight so I may nip round. :giggle:

And do his parents know? :giggle:
I have a sensible suggestion! Pretty bluddy amazing considering how much I've drunk :shock:
Start a "Sarge's party thread" it could run for a week, and be full of anik anuk aneeek anikdot, er, funny stories reminiscing about your time on SH, dedications to the enigma that is Sarge, personal insults etc.
Im quite pleased with myself :smug:
Do we have a :hic: emote?????
Quote by Scandal
Scandal, I want to have your orgasms. hump

Quote by winchwench
Im quite pleased with myself :smug:

So you should be, nice work and a job well done ;)
rotflmao
Behave & stop taking advantage of the drunken strumpet!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ah Bollox!!! I will just say it. Me, and the Mods (I assume I am speaking for them all - forgive me if I'm not!!) and a large number of the regs are getting fed up of seeing people posting to celebrate reaching some land-mark number of posts and then everyone else slapping their backs, saying well done and all that.
There isn't a day that goes by without someone reaching a magical number of posts, whether that number be 10, 20, 50, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, 900 (you get the idea)
(Sgt Bilko in 2004)

Yeah, Bilko, aren't these people preparing to slap themselves on the back a right pain! lol :lol: :lol:
*Mod edit* - you cheeky fecker Mike!!! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I'll delete one of your old and past it posts... hang on!
lol :lol:
Found the solution - you can edit posts and add to them without adding anything to your post count!
It's what I did last time I was approaching a significant number event

:lol:
Sarge is online, hide the blue ink:giggle:
Were you wearing your pink knickers when you started this post :shock: lol :lol:
Quote by Jags
I'll delete one of your old and past it posts... hang on!
lol :lol:

I can't decide which one to deleted... they're mostly rubbish!
Anyone got a suggestion?
Sensible one I mean!
Quote by MikeNorth
Ah Bollox!!! I will just say it. Me, and the Mods (I assume I am speaking for them all - forgive me if I'm not!!) and a large number of the regs are getting fed up of seeing people posting to celebrate reaching some land-mark number of posts and then everyone else slapping their backs, saying well done and all that.
There isn't a day that goes by without someone reaching a magical number of posts, whether that number be 10, 20, 50, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800, 900 (you get the idea)
(Sgt Bilko in 2004)

Yeah, Bilko, aren't these people preparing to slap themselves on the back a right pain! lol :lol: :lol:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by Jags
Anyone got a suggestion?
Sensible one I mean!

Jags you have remembered we are talking about Sarge now haven't you dunno
:giggle:
Quote by Dawnie

Anyone got a suggestion?
Sensible one I mean!

Jags you have remembered we are talking about Sarge now haven't you dunno
:giggle:
Sorry - we could always post that picture of him in a white basque and suspenders which was taken at the Rocky Horror party! Would that make him use his precious post?
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by Jags
Sorry - we could always post that picture of him in a white basque and suspenders which was taken at the Rocky Horror party! Would that make him use his precious post?

rotflmao :rotflmao:

That makes me kinda horny :giggle:
Maybe that is where Sarge has gone, to get his glad rags on dunno
Wonna borrow me lippy Blunko :rascal:
Quote by Jags
I'll delete one of your old and past it posts... hang on!
lol

Hang on? :shock: It can't take you that long Jags, you've got 9,998 to choose from. :lol: :lol:
can we get back on track please lol
Jags there are some posts on the thread below you can delete innocent
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/5909.html?highlight=
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have Dawnies new phone number. If you want it please PM me.
(I am not expecting many PMs!!)

Oh so you wonna play dirty do you Sarge :boxing: :boxing: :boxing:
*Mod Edit* I don't know what you mean!! innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by Dawnie
Jags there are some posts on the thread below you can delete innocent
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/5909.html?highlight=

Oh that was SO VERY worth reading... thanks, but I couldn't possibly delete any posts there. lol
Quote by Jags

Anyone got a suggestion?
Sensible one I mean!

Jags you have remembered we are talking about Sarge now haven't you dunno
:giggle:
Sorry - we could always post that picture of him in a white basque and suspenders which was taken at the Rocky Horror party! Would that make him use his precious post?
rotflmao :rotflmao:
I SO wanna see that ! :shock:
*Mod edit* - No you don't!!! confused :? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Quote by Jags
Jags there are some posts on the thread below you can delete innocent
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/5909.html?highlight=

Oh that was SO VERY worth reading... thanks, but I couldn't possibly delete any posts there. lol
I agree. That isn't your typical sarge post and as a result deserves to stay.... In fact it should be framed (or at least made a sticky for a few weeks. :giggle: )
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Anyone got a suggestion?
Sensible one I mean!

Jags you have remembered we are talking about Sarge now haven't you dunno
:giggle:
Sorry - we could always post that picture of him in a white basque and suspenders which was taken at the Rocky Horror party! Would that make him use his precious post?
rotflmao :rotflmao:
I SO wanna see that ! :shock:
*Mod edit* - No you don't!!! confused :? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Sarge! smackbottom
*Mod Edit* - well, I can't waste a post!! lol :lol: wink
I've only deleted two posts for Sarge!
cool
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Anyone got a suggestion?
Sensible one I mean!

Jags you have remembered we are talking about Sarge now haven't you dunno
:giggle:
Sorry - we could always post that picture of him in a white basque and suspenders which was taken at the Rocky Horror party! Would that make him use his precious post?
rotflmao :rotflmao:
I SO wanna see that ! :shock:
*Mod edit* - No you don't!!! confused :? redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Sarge! smackbottom
*Mod Edit* - well, I can't waste a post!! lol :lol: wink
Will you piss off and get your own post! poke
Quote by Jags
I've only deleted two posts for Sarge!
cool

She bluddy has too!!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/70060.html?highlight=
dunno